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Introducing The Camel Humpers Started by: Archy on Jan 29, '15 21:44

Today Archy was dressed in his sharpest suit, making it clear to all that today was a very important day for him. He was attending a ceremony. He had a large cigar in his hand, slowly tipping the ash from it as he walked through the narrow streets of Old City District, Philadelphia along side his close friend Astro, who was also dressed in a glamorous sparkling suit. People gave them strange looks as the couple walked through town, obviously jealous of such an elegant and beautiful couple, but they couldn't care less. Everyone already knew about the relationship between Archy and his camel Astro.

Come on Astro. It's time.

Archy points to Astro to come next to him as he chooses a spot in the centre of the square.

Good day ladies and gentlemen *straightens his tie, just to wait for some stragglers down the back to finally come to attention*. I come here today, me and my good friend Astro, to introduce to you The Forest Far Away - The Camel Humpers Division. Yes, you heard me right. Quit the sniggering, this is serious shit. It's The Camel Humpers.

Archy takes a deep, slow drag of his cigar, winks at Astro and then pets his head. Astro eyes up someone in the crowd carrying a large bag of carrots, his attention slowly beginning to drift.

I know that sounds quite bizarre for a lot of you, but what's wrong with camel humping? Nothing. It could be the best feeling in the word for some people, but let's not get into details. That is not something to talk about in public really, especially when the ghost of Satanta might be lurking somewhere around these streets, it's far more of a personal thing.

Archy takes another deep puff of his cigar, then passes it over to Astro to finish it. Astro always was a greedy bastard, hogging all the joints Archy used to smoke. It wouldn't take much for a camel that size to inhale a full cigar though, so Archy always forgave him. Who could stay angry with a face like that? He was just too damn cute.

I'd like to thank Godfather Tetley for blessing me with the opportunity to run my own family here in Old City District. Setting up along side he and Don BlackBetty will be both an honour and a great privilege. It has always been such an inspiration serving along side and under you, good friend, since the old days back in New York. I'd also like to thank a lot of people that I've unfortunately lost during the latest events the last few weeks, may their souls rest in peace, but I shall do that in my own time in private. For now, in public, I'll leave it with a brief comment pointing out you were the best group of people my bloodline had the chance to work with in Cosa Nostra. 

Archy felt sad as he remembered the deaths of his friends, but he had to hold onto his strength for now in public. He coughed and straightened his tie, restoring his calm and composure as was what was commonly expected of a leader in this thing of ours.

Now I look forward to working with every single one of you gathered here today to wish me luck. I hope to be up to this blessing I was given and do my part into rebuilding the city of Philadelphia and help the business nourishment as much as I can.

Archy reaches into one of Astro's pockets, camels always did have a great number of satchels and pockets at their disposal, and brings out a bottle of the finest champagne. Popping the cork high into the Philadelphia sky, he opened it and passes it out to all gathered in attendance.

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because he had nothing else to do besides hang around on the street corner and listen to people ramble, Ragnarok was in the area when Archy appeared on the streets to announce his new crew. he listened to the speech and tried to contain his giggle at the crew name. Ragnarok was never a serious man by any means.

Archy my man, I wish you well in this new venture. You come from a solid blood line, filled with experience and knowledge. Those who flock to your banner will be taught well. I'm not sure how they will feel about the crew name, but perhaps that will grow on them. Please take note that BlackBetty is very violent and will not think twice about slapping you for no reason. She really needs to be put under control, but that is for another time and discussion. Enjoy the moment, and hide your wallet. I shall be coming for you soon. Yes I shall.

he walked back to his corner spot on the light post, awaiting Blackbetty to appear from no where and abuse him some more.

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Thank you Ragnarok, for the sweet words. I assure there's worse about BlackBetty that you'd like to know, but I fear my own life speaking of such in public. It's pretty impossible to have that woman leashed.

Archy smiles at the guy then passes him the bottle of champagne.

I'd drink more if I were you, only thing that works around her is alcohol.

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Leaflet Leant against a street light over hearing a man on a soap box that he thought to be familar only knew of his pockets vise versa the two follow each other like wet thumbs

 

"Archy, may we PP forever"

 

congratulations Sir wish you the best in philadelphia

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Archy smiles at the guy speaking, he knew that yellow jacket some how, he remembers his hands diving into those pockets before.

Thank you a lot Don Leaflet, may we pickpocket forever and mug forever and ever too.

Archy raises a glass of champagne toasting Leaflet

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Late as usual, Daemon enters the brand new headquarters of Don Archy, knocking things over as he made his way to Archy's office. The room smelt of fresh paint, and he saw Archy sitting at his large teakwood desk. Archy smiled as he saw him.

"You really need to get started on cleaning this place up, mate.", Daemon says with a grin.

"Camel Humpers, eh? Never thought you were into bestiality, but okay whatever makes you happy, I guess! Congrats man, I'm so happy to finally see this happen. We've known each others bloodline since long, and I know you would make a great crewleader. I'm certain that you'll help rebuild Philly to it's former glory."

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Archy hugs Astro as he addresses Deamon

After spending so much with Astro here, I wouldn't call it bestiality, it's a simple love-love relationship. Something that just became ordinary. Thank you man, I am much happy myself too. :)

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Tony Capazzo stood there listening and puffing away on his cigar. There was a new Don appointed in Philly and Tony was eager to listen to what he had to say. He listened as Don Archy continued to talk. Tony caught himself cracking a half smile, the closest thing to a smile since the tragedy in Philly a few days ago. The Don seemed like a well rounded guy. Tony had knew him and spoken to him several times but never too much on the personal level.

One by one various people stepped up to pay their respects. Once the person in front of Tony was finished he outed his cigar and took a step forward raising his right hand indicating he would like to say a few words as well. He nodded and tipped his fedora to the crowd and then to Don Archy.

"Hello everyone, firstly I want to congratulate Don Archy on a job well done. We are all one family here at Philly and I am glad we can add another seasoned leader to the fold. I look forward to seeing you do your thing here in Philly. I bid you good luck, to you and the rest of the Camel Humpers."

Tony nodded once more and tips his fedora, just then he remembered one last part as he took a lean forward.

"Ohhhhh right also a hearty congrats to Astro, wouldn't want to leave out your other....half."

With that Tony nodded once again and took a step back. He looked at his watch and noticed it was getting late and he had to get going. He turned around and began walking toward his gold Auburn Speedster. Walking and checking his watch again, he turned around one last time to see the group surrounding Don Archy. Tony then turned back around getting into his car. All he could do was crink his eyebrows, smile and wonder.

"A camel?"

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Congratulations Archy... and Astro, I guess.

My fathers diaries contain many mentions of you and your bloodline over the years. The vast majority seem to revolve around gambling oddly rather than anything else, but he always was a bit of a cryptic sort. Mixed throughout the ramblings about 'degenerate gambling' is enough notes on qualities such as hard work, determination and strong focus that I have no doubts you will go on to do a fantastic job with your new family.

It's great to see the city of Philadelphia taking steps so quickly to recover from the damage that was done to it. I, and many others, look forward to seeing what The Camel Humpers will add to the mix in The City of Brotherly Love.  

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Congratulation Archy! Well done!

 

Cant wait to see you grow and all the future The Forest Far Away - The Camel Humpers Division!

 

Well deserve, Cheers! Wish you all the best!

*hands him a champagne and pass him a spliff*

GOODLUCK!

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Archy just noticed as Tony raised his hand and was ready to speak, he paid attention to the guy, he always knew as a friendly and very helpful guy from their few conversations together. Archy smiled as the guy continued his speech, even felt more delighted that Tony didn't forget about Archy's beloved Astro. Archy grins at Astro and pets him on the head as Tony finished his words.

Thank you so much Tony, it's such an honor being given the opportunity to lead The Camel humpers here in Philly among such a group of wonderful people that I grow up with. I and Astro here couldn't have been prouder. On behalf of Astro, I thank you deeply for your sweet and kind words.

Archy tips his hat at Tony then turns to Nuada and shakes his hand.

Nuada, I'd like to thank you for being here today, your presence means a lot to me and Astro too. Astro had a thing or two for your father that I could never understand, he was never so friendly with anyone else in Philly, but it was far more complicated for me to understand. However, as you have said, our bloodlines came across many times to count, but I will always remember, you've always been a friend indeed to my family, I can be nothing but appreciative to the aid I've always gotten from them, especially with my gambling problems -since you brought that in public- If it wasn't for your father and Don DeadlySin, I would probably still be sleeping at the casinos doorsteps trying to raise funds to get back inside, for that I owe him and you.

Archy grabs the champagne from Buddha-'s hands then brings a glass he had kept in one of Astro's pockets, he then pours himself a shot and puts the bottle next to him, but in no time Astro grabbed the bottle between his lips and gulped on it till the last drop.

What the hell Astro? Easy on yourself... Thank you Buddha- for the kind words, I wish you too the best of luck.

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Walks up to Archy, shakes his hand and gives him a pat on the shoulder .

"Archy my apologies old friend for being so late in congratulating you. We have known each other a long time, and even though we have lost touch a bit (something I hope to change) I know with your experience and knowledge you will do an amazing job in Old City District."

Smiles and lights a cigarette

"So again, congrats Archy!"

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Archy smiles at Cloud as he shakes his hand.

"I appreciate your presence, my friend. I just heard the news too, congratulations are due to you too for your bold suit. I look forward to doing business with your family."

"As for the lack of communication in the past few months, I am sure that's something we can work on from on."

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