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Open Letter to DarthVader | Started by: FrankUnderwood on Mar 25, '15 20:43 |
FrankUnderwood sitting in his newly purchased Savannah, LA HQ, thought it would be good to write an open letter to his crony, DarthVader. It read....
"Dear DarthVader, People ask me why you're still alive and well that's because I am a nice guy and would like to give you a chance at keeping yourself in good health. So, like I said. Please dis-ban your HQ and send your members and yourself my way and you will surely have an invite into my family. Any other choice you make that isn't this one will make me have to do what I really don't want to do and that is put you down. So you can keep running around the country like you have been doing or you can just accept this proposal and we can get on with out beautiful lives and make Los Angeles great.
With the Sincerest Gratitude, |
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Shit! Spoken like a true Underwood....now only if you had Doug Stamper to seal the deal.
Pounds his ring on the wall twice before walks away!!! |
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Reply by: LordBlackwod at Mar 25, '15 20:52 | |
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Given your age, likely gun accuracy and the amount of protection he has, in my opinion he would be an absolute clown to accept this offer. There is nothing in it for him. Ever heard the phrase 'Give the dog a bone'? Could be a better way to approach this. Good luck with it nonetheless. |
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Reply by: Father_TeQ at Mar 25, '15 20:52 | |
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In no way I'd DarthVader still alive because someone's failed attempt at assassination resulted in a pro. Nope, couldn't be.... |
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Reply by: Sinter at Mar 25, '15 20:54 | |
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I think it has more to do with your gun strength than with you being a nice guy, really. However, I might be wrong, but in this case that is unlikely. |
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Reply by: Goto at Mar 25, '15 20:55 | |
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I see this going very, very poorly. |
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Reply by: Praefect at Mar 25, '15 21:23 | |
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YESSSSIR YESSSSIR I SURREND PLEASE SPARE ME LIFE OH GREAT ONE!DarthVader fell over laughing at this pitiful fucking excuse for attention I don't know if you have balls of granite, your looking for your five minutes of fame, or you are just as dumb ass Jarjar Binks. OH AND YOUR JUST SUCH A NICE GUY! For allowing me the privilege of living so long!
I do want to applaud your for allowing me to sense you from the other side of the galaxy begging if you can PP me and asking for my locations and so much more foolishness. I've spoon fed you false information for the last few days. I don't know what your hard on with me is but I know one thing I am most assuredly NOT your daddy, I will give you only TWO ounces of respect currently... I respect you for being an ex member of Chicago and in your Obits. You bought this upon yourself good luck
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Reply by: DarthVader at Mar 25, '15 21:24 | |
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I am enjoying the entertainment coming from LA. Was real nice letter Frank it nearly got me joining you. |
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Reply by: RocketRaccoon at Mar 25, '15 21:30 | |
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Frank reads his response letter, and creates another. "Dear my dearest Vader, |
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Reply by: FrankUnderwood at Mar 25, '15 21:34 | |
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In the words of Ari Gold...
Duel it out Biatches!!!! |
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Reply by: LordBlackwod at Mar 25, '15 21:46 | |
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I do say you make me laugh quiet hard just sit tight buddy I will be with you |
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Reply by: DarthVader at Mar 25, '15 22:28 | |
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Looks like Mr. Vader has recruited all of LA to attack me. This was fun while it lasted folks... |
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Reply by: FrankUnderwood at Mar 25, '15 22:45 | |
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That Force Persuade can be a real pain |
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Reply by: Praefect at Mar 25, '15 22:56 | |
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Frank, Mr Vadar has no option but to recruit LA to attack. You've served yourself up on a platter. If you made this move without other support from LA, you were foolish. Had you not noticed that LA had already backed Vadar when he removed the previous person in that district in order to set up? I thought you had balls of brass doing this.. instead I guess it was simply a lack of brains. Best of luck regardless, you never know what can happen in these situations! |
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Reply by: TyrionLannister at Mar 25, '15 22:56 | |
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Because DarthVader had to involve the rest of LA, this happened.. Percival offered to duel me, so we went to an unknown location in LA and with the 10th shot, I downed him. I didn't want anyone else to get harmed, but Darth's cowardliness brought this upon the rest of the LA leaders... RIP to a good man in Percival! |
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Reply by: FrankUnderwood at Mar 25, '15 23:48 | |
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But you dueled in Las Vegas, or so the word on the street is.. Do you know where you are? |
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Reply by: RoryRourke at Mar 26, '15 00:07 | |
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I guess not! I forgot taking the train to Vegas. Everything looks the same to me! |
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Reply by: FrankUnderwood at Mar 26, '15 00:08 | |
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