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Save the animals! Started by: Father_TeQ on Mar 30, '15 14:51

Staggering around the sidewalk, TeQ leans against a fire hydrant, attempts to stand on it and promptly falls off it. With his legs flying up in the air like something out of a cartoon, he came down with a THUD! Undeterred, he begins to jabber on...

MOAR ANIMALS PLZ! 

*hiccup*

We need more animals, the balance just isn't quite right over here in Bella Vista!

We have a crab (clack clack)! We have a Bee (bzzz bzzz)! We have a Raccoon (uhhhh... yeah)! We have a Kobra (hisssssss)! We have a tiggy (beware the tiggy)! I'm looking for something more like... oh, I dunno! Something that belongs in a barn maybe? Someone bring me a chicken damnit?! Or a cow? 

TeQ uses the fire hydrant to pull himself up to his knees, he begins to hug the hydrant while simultaneously vomiting down the grate beside him...

*hiccup*

I ALMOST HAD A MONKEY ONCE! But he turned out to be a baaaad monkey! He was mean and threw some dynamite disguised as a banana into our HQ when I was trying to entice him in! He fall down go boom. Sad story, yes?

I must save all the animals, so if you see or hear of any, please do call me! I'll make it worth your while.

So, morale of the story? MORE FISHIES PLEASE!

TeQ swiftly pulls himself to his feet as if completely sober, he takes a few tender steps then begins to veer violently to the right, picking up far too much speed... he crashes over a small wall in front of someone's front garden landing face down in the dirt. Before even attempting to pull himself up, he begins to snore...

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Walking down the street heading to the HQ for the day Brielle is casually enjoying the sun beating down on her. Spring is finally here the trees are starting to bloom and the locals are more venturous exploring the outdoors like it is a foreign planet. She tips her hat as she walks by the town people making sure to acknowledge any one whom glanced at her. She hooks the corner to see a group of people standing in front of someones garden, they were all pointing a couple of the girls were off to the side giggling. Brie knew she had to investigate, she pushed her way to through the group and noticed a man laying passed out on the grass.

She tilted her head sideways to see if she was able to catch a glimpse of whom this man was. It didn't take her more then a split second to realize this wasn't any stranger but someone she knew quite well. Getting down to her knees right next to him she put her hand on his back shaking him slowly.

" Father_TeQ ..... Father_TeQ .... "

Brie began shaking him more

" Father_TeQ .... HELLO ... Father_TeQ "

This wasn't working he was passed out and I mean seriously passed out even the construction going on across the street had no affect on him. With every crash and bang his snores grew louder. Brie sat up everyone was still standing around pointing and gossiping, this was beginning to make her furious.

" You all need to get the out of here and move on with your day "

The onlookers just keep on doing what they were doing; pointing and gossiping, gossiping and talking. She finally had her fill, Brie stood up and threw her hat on the ground.

" I tried to be nice but no, so I'm going to tell you all one last time. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, otherwise I will make you all leave "

Some of the onlookers backed away immediately knowing that she meant business, there was a small group still left seems they didn't get the message. Brie pulled aside her light jacket exposing the butt end of her pistol.

" Next time I tell you, I'm going to shoot you... All of you "

Without hesitation the group backed off a couple steps and then sprinted down the street. Brie chuckled as she saw one of the guys trip over a homeless guy taking a snooze on the sidewalk. She turned her attentions back to Father_TeQ, she stood there thinking how in the world is she going to wake him up. So she looked around scanning the area to see if there was anything she could use, she laid her eyes on a fire hydrant that was just in front of the garden.

Brie stepped over the small hedge and walked up the hydrant, she stood there pondering for a minute knowing the water would wake his ass up in a heartbeat. Brie walked around it twice and wondered how in the world does this thing open. She knew the fire company would be able to open it up in a split second and she really didn't have the time to find someone else. Lucky enough for her sake there was a fire station just across the street, so she walked over slide the fire chief a couple bills. He summonsed a couple of his employees, Brielle led them to the hydrant. She stood there back behind the hydrant as they opened it up. Water sprayed everywhere, soaking everything and everyone in front including Father_TeQ who sprung up as the freezing cold water hit him.

" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh What the....... "

Brie signaled to the fire fighters to close the hydrant, once the water stopped pouring out she walked over to Father_TeQ and helped him off the ground.

" Come on let's get you back the the HQ, get you in some dry cloth. "

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She yawns and stretches waking up after a very, very long nap and listens to her old bones snap, crackle, and yes, pop. Rubbing the sleep from her eyes she notices Father_TeQ going on about something involving animals and loving them as Brielle escorts him into the HQ. Worried for her safety and purity she curls her knees up under her chin in the corner of a sofa and growls a bit every time he comes near her.

Oh, wait.. You said save the animals not USE the animals. I feel so much better now.

The lovely lady uncurls from her defensive pose and smiles sweetly.
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Rocket is stood in the streets listening to Father_TeQ, half way through Rocket starts writing on a piece of cardboard and tapes it to piece of timber. When he finishes taping Rocket sticks the timber into the ground making a sign behind him saying 'Save the animals.' Then Rocket takes his tin cup and holding his arm out straight.

"Father_TeQ said it all save the animals , you can start here by help this Raccoon out with donating some money to provide him with booze. I dont ask for much but I do enjoy my drinking. So dont be afraid I dont bite or have fleas. BUT NO PETTING!.

Rocket takes a seat in front of his sign, placing his tin cup on ground.

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seeing Brielle and Father_TeQ walk trough te street Appelsap can see that TeQ is totally waisted. Hearing him talk about animals and saying he loves her. After he passed them he first sees tiggy and then he knows that the animals aren't just party animals but real animals. Then he sees RocketRaccoon sitting with his sign. 

"Rocket what are you doing, you don't need more booze. You were probably the one that was drinking with TeQ. And I think you also talked about the lack animals. But to get back on the part about the booze, you already have 2 or more pubs in your posession. So why would we give you more booze, you should be giving us booze. That way we would all love the animals."

After having to said his thing he put an nice bottle in front of Rocket and he putt a note on it 

Just because you are a mate,

NOT because you're an animal

Then he walks to tiggy. 

"I know you don't know me but would could you do something for me. Could you go over to that Raccoon and start petting him. Every time I try to do it he starts growling. And then he tels me no man may pet me. "

After asking that question he give her a nice bottle of Whisky. 

"For the trouble and because Rocket said that to help the animals we need to give you booze."

Then he walks away in a cloud of steam

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Brie struggles getting TeQ up the stairs, it was like carrying a wet carpet. The weight leaning against her from TeQ got heavier and heavier with each steps upwards. Finally getting to the top of the stairs, she grabbed the door with her one free hand pulling it open and catching it with her foot. She peered in the door looking for someone to her help but there wasn't signs anyone was around.

"Some in here.... I could use and little help."

She couldn't see anyone around, so continued to try to drag him through the door. Just as she took a couple steps forward she could here growling coming from the corner. Startled she quickly stopped moving, she put her ear into the HQ making sure to keep as quiet as possible to  listen for the growling sound. The growls grew louder and deeper, knowing she had to make sure the area was safe before dragging TeQ inside she placed him down on the steps propping him up against the railing making sure he wouldn't fall over. She again walked up to the door, tip toeing as quiet as possible, getting up to the door she slowly peaked her head inside. That's when she noticed tiggy curled up in the corner, seems the noise rudely woke her up and she wasn't happy about it. 

What amazed Brie was the fact that she wasn't growling anymore, but now purring.

"Hi Tiggy, sorry we woke you up I will be out of here in a couple of minutes just need to drop of TeQ."

Brie smiled over at Tiggy, walked back outside to get TeQ. By the time she had investigated the growling TeQ had woken up and was now mumbling again about the animals. She ignored it like he wasn't even speaking, she reached out grabbed him by the hands and helped pull him up.

"Come on let's get inside"

Brie opened the door, showing him the way inside. Once in the door Tiggy began growling again. TeQ looked over at her and mumbled out a couple of words.

"Why you so angry??? I'm trying to save you animals."

Realizing he meant no harm Tiggy instantly stoppped growling and calmed down. She stretched and proceeded to walk out the front door. Brie looked over at TeQ.

"Well your here now, I did my part. I think you can handle it now you seem quite coherent."

She turns around and walks back outside noticing RocketRaccoon and Appelsap in the midst of a conversation she figured she would drop in and say hello.

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