Archy was sitting at one of the coffee-shops downtown Old City district, just across from the Camel Humpers' head quarters. He chose a table at the far end of the joint, with a corner view of both the streets surrounding the coffee-shop. He sat there sipping his coffee, and smoking a cigarette as he watched as a caravan of camels passing by.  It seemed pretty routine to him, but apparently not to the rest of the guests around him who started yelling, screaming and jostling into the coffee shop.

Archy chuckled to himself, took a deep drag of his cigarette, and got back to checking the caravan that was led by Astro. Astro couldn't have looked more grouchy; apparently he wasn't too happy with the big news. Astro was followed by another camel, with a dark tent on top of his back.  This was Lynchy's tent, and he was probably busy smoking and rolling more for him and Astro. Next came Rose-Raje with her new pet Sasha.  They looked awesome together. Archy had started to get worried about Rose's relationship with her new pet, thinking it might affect her marriage plans with Shawn-Raje, who was laying on top of a camel drawing a new painting...

Several cars followed, with Connor, Phoenix67, Reason, AngelEyes, TonyVentroni, Macro, TepidDeLucci, who was busy playing with his beard as Enoch_Thompson drove the car, and TheSnake sat next to him.  Archy tipped his hat at the group, and continued drinking his coffee.  There was someone missing. Utopia- wasn't among the crowd, and Archy started getting worried that they might have left him knocked out in his box as usual. However, he had some business to take care of before beginning the search on Utopia-. He took one last drag off his cigarette, then finished his drink, before paying for it, and heading to the center of the square.  He brought a soap box, and put it down then stepped over it.

"Good day everyone.  I feel the need to apologize for any consternation my flock of camels might have caused to any of you. However, I promise you such incidents should lessen from now on as we move to South Philly; The Humpers shall no longer exist."

Noise could be heard as the crowd started gasping, and whispering to each other. Archy caught a glimpse of Astro giving him a look of disdain that Archy decided to ignore, and then cleared his throat.

"I know this is quite a shock to some of you, it grieves my heart most that today our habit has came to an end, and the camel humping should stop. It has brought us more trouble with the feds than it is worth, especially after the big Philadelphian "Art gallery pinch" and with the recent incident where my beloved Astro and Sasha were kidnapped and sent to the deserts of Morocco to be sold to the highest bidder."

Archy's face expressions changed as he remembered the tough times he's been through when Astro was away.

"However that's another story for another day, but today after receiving the nod from Godfather Tetley, we move our business, I find it most convenient to have a fresh start, in a new district, with a new name, so from now on, our family shall be known as "The Astro's Volturi"."

Archy smiled as silence prevailed over the crowd, and a few whispers could be heard, "What kind of name is that?", "Could it get any weirder?", "What has this guy been smoking?", but Archy ignored all as he saw Lynchy approaching and continued...

"Today shall be my first day as the acting Godfather of South Philly, and I'd like to introduce to you my under-boss Lynchy and his family "La famiglia linciaggio". Congratulations my friend, despite this being the first time our paths came across, you have earned my trust worked hard for me and always supported me in my rough and easy times, please accept this gift I bought from Ryu's 'High Class Cigar Shop' in Manhattan, I heard it's the finest..."

Archy then hands Lynchy a pack of some Gurkha Black Dragon cigars and a golden plated top cutter, the two then shared shared a quick embrace then Archy shook his hand as the two headed to find Utopia-.

Lynchy steps forward and accepts the cigars from Archy, his nostrils flare as he brushes them under his nose and is astounded by the aroma. He smiles and deposits them in the inside pocket of his new bold suit.

This is truly an honour Archy. while our camel humping days may now be over I will always have fond memories of these times that we have enjoyed together.

My youth was filled with hard times; the death of many early bosses. You found me in the streets and accepted me into your family, you trusted me and invested in me and now offer me this great honour. .

Lynchy turns to address the crowd of Philadelphia residents

Many of you will have had dealings with me, many of you will have not. Going forwards I look forward to interacting and working with each and every one of you as we carve South Philly onto the map. It is with great pleasure that I can introduce to you today 'La famiglia linciaggio'.


Lynchy embraces Archy one last time before they go out in search of Utopia, leaving their camels behind.

Brie enters the streets, it had been a while since she had graced them with her presence. Today was an important day though, there was big news coming out of Philadelphia and she knew she had to be one of the first in line. It didn't take her long to find where all the action was, there was a huge crowd forming around Archy she made sure that she found a good spot. Was a great location just to sit back and listen. So that is what she did, was just listen as Archy gave his speech.

She was a little disappointed to hear that the camel humpers were no more, but the reasoning behind was quite valid. Especially the fact that there was now a new Godfather in Philly. From her perspective it was nice to see South Philly being run by the mafia again. It had only been a short time now that Godfather Latin had left but the undesirables have slowly been taking over the district again.

She approached the new Godfather

"Archy I wanted to be one of the first to congratulate you on becoming the acting Godfather in South Philly. The district is in great hands and I'm looking forward to watching it grow to its fullest potential."

She shook the new Godfathers hand and then she turned to Lynchy

"Congratulations to you as well sir on your crew, wishing you the best of luck and a long tenure in South Philly."

She then shook his hand as well and then made her way out of the crowd and walked back up towards Bella Vista.

As Appelsap was walking through his city he noticed that there where a lot of camels on the road. They where just walking around like they had nothing left to . So Appelsap was looking for a answer to one of his big questions, did someone steal his idea and set all the animals of the zoo free. 

When Appelsap reached the area where al the camels came from he sees a new face in the crowd and people around him tell him that it's a Guy named Archy has become Godfather of the district of South Philly. As Appelsap walked to Archy he only could think about thee fact that his plan wasn't discoverd as of yet so he could be the first to do it. 

Just as he reached Archy he got his gift out a nice little basket filled with Apple products. He gave the basket to Archy and said. 

"Welcome in our nice town, I hope you will like it here. "

As he walked back he sees Lynchy standing on a corner talking to people that he just formed a new crew with, so Appelsap shouted

"Welcome Lynchy I hoop you do this city proud and enjoy your own basket of Apple Products"

And he sent one of his Bodyguards over to give Lynchy his basket of treats. Then Appelsap walked away to see if those camels haven't reached his store yet. that would be a mess so he got in his car and drove of. 

Congrats to the both of you and may you bring good things to Philly, but I am saddened to see that the camel humping shall no longer exist.

Curtis watched as the new Godfather made his announcement. It made Curtis smile to see this man be given this chance. He walked over to Lynchy and shook his hand.

"Congratulations Lynchy. Many, many generations ago our forefathers paths would cross on a semi regular basis. Often being involved in the same huge families. Although they were not close, I recall reading that several of my ancestors always held a healthy level of appreciation for your line's skill and method in this thing of ours. 

I've no doubt that now you will go on to display those same attributes and flourish with the freedom to build your own family. The best of luck to you my friend. I'll always try to help in any way I can."

He shook Lynchy's hand once more and went to leave, turning back for a last word as he went.

"Oh, and try to keep that damn brother of yours in line! Lord knows what he'll do now eh? Heh."

He chuckled and made way for other well wishers to approach.

As Reason slid off his camel to congratulate the new Godfather and Lynchy, he was stopped by Rose-Raje when she put a hand on his arm and pushed him with the other. 

-You might be a part of the family, but your stupidities are not welcomed right now. Promise me you won't embarrass us.

Reason fell to the ground as the push was a bit harder than he expected; catching him off guard. As he stumbled back on his feet, he looked at her and gave her that oh-so memorable grin. 

-Nonsense. Me? Embarrassing him? You are a funny woman, my dear. Embarrass might be the slightest term I would use. Bye for now. 

Reason sped off to Archy with Rose running behind him. She wasn't made for running. 

-So, the day finally has arrived, Mr.Archy. I will do my best to serve you.

As Archy listened, he knew Reason was up to something. He never would talk to him like that. Before he could ask what was wrong with him, Reason spurted water on Archy's suit. Water gun. 

-Don't worry, it's only water, it'll dry off. Being in the desert and on these camels, we could use some of it. 

-Reason, shut up.

Reason went off towards Lynchy winking at Archy and hearing him ask Rose why he had let him close. He was family, but, God, was he ever a piece of work. 

-Hi, Lynchy. Congratulations on the new family.

-What do you want?

-I can't congratulate my fellow family member? That's a shame. Archy let me, why can't you?

With Reason's grin, Lynchy knew what was up. 

-Get your damned hands out of my pockets!

Rose was behind Reason and grabbed him by the arm, hauling him away. 

-Get away from here for now. Why do you do this? You're so immature. 

With this, Reason walked away saying what he had to the both of them. He walked back towards his camel and thought of the myth. Rose had no bear paws after all. 

It was a big day for Philly as Archy attained Godfather. IllFated had come up with Archy in Whatsername's crew so it was a pretty big deal for him too. Ill got to South Philly just before Archy addressed the growing crowd. He made sure he was in front for the speech when it started and once it was over he began clapping his hands together. He walked over to him shaking his hand and hugged him with the other and whispered to him

"Congratulations Godfather Archy, Im very happy I was able to be here on your very important day."

Rose was prepared for this move for a while now it seems, but nothing seemed to be going right.  The coffee maker didn't get plugged in this morning, then Sasha chewed one of her brand new Chanel suits, leaving nothing but threads all around the hemline.

The caravan was in full swing and on the move, which caused her excitement level to go up.  Don Lynchy had moved towards the front of the crowd to stand with Don Archy just as he made the announcements.  Godfather Archy!  Rose was so proud and honored to be a part of his family.  From day one he looked after Rose, and made her feel nothing but welcome.

Don Lynchy branching out to his own Headquarters was big news added into the celebration.  She tried not to be sad at the thought of not seeing him around Headquarters everyday, but they were still family and Rose was extremely proud of him and this chance to shine.  It was time to move and congratulate these distinguished gentlemen.  With Sasha escorting her, Rose made her way to the front.

"Godfather Archy!  Wow it sounds so good to say that!  We are all looking forward to working even harder than before, so we can rebuild South Philly as one big Family."

Rose gave Godfather Archy a hug before turning to Don Lynchy with a smile.

"Don Lynchy!  It's been an honor working this closely with you, and getting to know you.  I look forward to seeing all the good business in South Philly with you and your family's help."

"Congratulations to both of you.  It is well deserved."

Archy Archy Archy, you are one crazy man you know that, but I cannot think of anyone better to take the district left vacant by our family. We grew up in Philly together, became friends, had many conversations, while we may not be in the same city anymore, you know you will always have friends over here in Detroit.

I have no doubt in your ability to turn South Philly back into what it use to be and I know damn well one day I will be staring at a glorious district with more than likely me and you still being complete idiots to one another.

Congratulations my friend!

Shawn was happily laying on top of a camel as he was trying to draw a picture of Sasha and Rose playing together. A sudden announcement had startled everyone, and there was complete silence.  Then there was a loud thud as Shawn fell down from the camel's back, shocked from the news he just heard. There was a huge roar of laughter as everyone realised what had happened. He sheepishly dusted the dirt from his shirt and trousers.  Then everyone’s attention went back to Archy as he made his announcement.

“Yay! Archy that is good news.  Congratulations Bossman!”

Archy has been taking care of Shawn from the day he joined, and Shawn trusted him a lot.  Even though due to the nature of Shawn’s work, he was hardly in the HQ, Archy always made sure Shawn felt at home whenever he was there. Shawn then gave Archy his favorite bottle of Champagne.  He then saw Rose was busy trying to protect their Godfather, so he smiled and blew a kiss to her before going in search of Lynchy..

“ Congratulations Lynchy! I am happy and proud of you. You have achieved a great thing.” 

Saying this Shawn gave Lynchy, the most expensive set of cigars in this part of the world. He had just purchased them for Lynchy on his recent business trip, and this occasion made it perfect a perfect gift. 

“I know you love them, and you truly deserve this.”

He moved on to talk with the other family members, making plans with them on how to celebrate this occasion.

Walks toward the new auth father in South, Reaches his the father's hand.

Pleasure to be with you father, To be part of your district.

I wish all the best to all the South Ph, Well deserve then.

Your long waited journey has finally arrived. Well done! Congratulation! 

Hand him a whiskey to celebrate with his family! CHEERS!