It was just another day at The Order of the Phoenix, or so RemusLupin thought. Remus began his days very early, woke up and checked off the day on his calender careful not to forget the timing of the next full moon. After washing his face to rid himself of the grogginess, he headed over to take a peek in Sirius's office. SiriusBlack was away on business it seemed so Remus headed downstairs for the morning ritual of biscuits with some fresh milk.

Remus opened the fridge and was digging for a few minutes when he came to the conclusion that the biscuits and milk was nearly gone.... No worries he thought to himself. "I'll go to the biscuit and milk fund jar and take some money from there and head down to the store to fetch some more." he mumbled to himself. Remus opened the jar, and was astonished to see nearly a million dollars gone. "We have a rat I tell you! Someone stole the biscuit funds. Damnit! We have 35 mouths to feed and we only got a handful of lousy biscuits left."

Remus looks around the room and he see's MsGentle creeping away down the hall. Followed by BobTheShooter and Spikeynator. "Hey! we need some food, anybody know where the biscuit funds went?" Remus shouts down the hall.

After a late night out gambling IllFated headed home from the casino with only one thing on his mind, which was to get back to the headquarter have a biscuit and nice warm glass of milk before he went down for the count.

Tired and weary on his travels he decided to flag down a taxi to save his feat from any more wear and tare. Looking to the street he spotted a cab he jumped off the sidewalk landing nearly in traffic waving the driver down when all he got was a loud honk from the drivers horn and some choice words from the driver.

"Get the fuck out of the street you asshole!" Yells the driver as he sped off.

Ill pulled his gun from its holster taking aim at the vehicle and yelled. "Do you know who I AM!?!" he than popped a few shots off that landed in the drivers trunk, who than quickly turned off the street getting out of dodge.

It wasnt too long before another driver would come down the street but Ill had a different plan this time. As he seen his cab coming down the road he got directly in front of the driver forcing him to slam on the breaks and stop.

"Perfect how did you know I needed a ride?" he said chuckling

"I am full gonna have to wait for the next one, and be more careful you're gonna get killed jumping into traffic!" said the driver.

Ill reached for his gun showing it to the driver and his passangers. "No I think I am your fare and they are getting out here." he said as he waved them out of the back of the car with his gun.

The two passangers got out not wanting any trouble at all, than Ill stuck his gun in its holster and hopped in. 

Leaning forward he gave the driver the address and said "Make it snappy I dont got all day."

Finally getting to his destination he hopped out tried to pay his fare but the driver wouldnt accept.

"Im sorry for the trouble Mr.IllFated this ride is on me and any ride in the future will be as well." said the driver

Ill smurked and headed into the headquarter where he heard RemusLupin yelling about something that he couldnt just make out something about missing funds. He went and found Remus to find out what was going on.

"Hey Remus is MsGentle in charge of that?" Ill than wondered why he had asked when he knew the answer was yes.

"Man dont tell me." he said shaking his head "I was in the casino all night and I could have sworn I seen her in there down on her luck." he paused for a second "I hope she didnt lose it all again."

MsGentle was almost at the HQ door when she heard Remus shouting from the kitchen about needing to buy food and asking where the biscuit fund hand vanished to. Freezing on the spot she closed here eyes and took a deep breath and muttered quietly "I think I might be trouble this time" Making a snap decision MsGentle decides to brazen it out, she had lost the money gambling, turning and walking up to Remus she keeps her cool despite knowing if she gets found out this time she might not be able to get away with it this time.

"Remus I have no idea where the money could have gone to, are you sure you checked the pot properly and where have all the biscuits gone to Im sure there were more earlier" Looking in and around the biscuit pot she finally looks back over at Remus and sighs dramatically.

"Well I guess it will turn up, mind you I think I do remember BobTheShooter or was it@AjkeN oh wait was it Spikeynator wondering around with a mouth full of buscuits earlier perhaps one of them went shopping. Maybe Talaitha noticed something anyway I need to get going I have busy business to busy business to be getting on with" with MsGentle picks up her purse and nearly runs out the door.

"Hmm..." Remus watches MsGentle's hasty exit suspiciously as IllFated approaches him. 

"Hey Remus is MsGentle in charge of that?" IllFated asks Remus. "Man dont tell me." he said shaking his head "I was in the casino all night and I could have sworn I seen her in there down on her luck." he paused for a second "I hope she didnt lose it all again."

"I don't know IllFated..... She says she had nothing to do with the missing biscuits or the missing money." Remus says.

"Well do you believe her?" IllFated asks. 

Remus thinks carefully, "Well..." Remus doesn't want to get his dear friend in trouble so he decides to cover knowing he doesn't believe her. "She's never lied to me before... well ok maybe a couple times... ok well maybe a lot. But this is different IllFated. I think we should ask BobtheShooter, Spikeynator, and the rest of the gang before we go jumping to conclusions."

"O yea Fated your a weirdo anyways, how do you drink your milk warm everyday... who likes their milk warm... ew gross... cold milk it is for me all day." Remus sighs. "I'm starving what's a wolf man got to do to get some food around this place."

Talaitha finished her drink and set it on the bar. The music was loud but she was enjoying it. Looking at the clock, she realized how late it was. Knowing that it was going to be a long day; she gathered her purse and cloak then waked out the door. Getting into a waiting cab, she gave the driver the address and sat back. He glanced at her quickly through the rearview mirror before taking off.

Arriving at the OCD Head Quarters, she handed the driver her fare plus a generous tip. Shaking his head, the cabbie handed it back with a guarded smile. “This ride is on me, Miss. Have a good evening.”

Before she could thank him, the cab was leaving. Turning with a shrug, she walked in just in time to hear Ill and Remus talking about gambling and MsGentle. Following the sound of voices, she found everyone in the kitchen with the Biscuit and Milk Fund jar sitting out.

“What’s going on? I heard my name mentioned and see no biscuits sitting out. I was hoping for a snack before getting to work.”

Misti walks back into the headquarters with 3 full cases of beer in his arms.  He goes to his personal fridge and loads all the beers in save for two which he opens.  

Man I sure am hungry.  I know how we all love our cookies around here. Do we have any biscuits?  If not, someone can give me some money.  I was just about to head out and get more beer so I can pick up some on my way.

Misti, takes  another deep pull off of his bottle of beer.

"Yea Tal, no damn biscuits... and what's even worse someone took the million dollars we had on reserve for purchasing more. That was supposed to be a lifetime supply of funding for us..."

"You have any idea who might have taken it?" Remus looks to the surveying eyes of the HQ members. Many had gathered around at this point as it was becoming quite the spectacle. "I think we should do some more snooping, what do you say? I think we should question MsGentle again when she comes back in, Illfated says he seen her down at the casino down on her luck. I heard she has quite the Harty habit."

Spike walks into the HQ seeing his family frazzeled and running around tearing up the place looking for something.

what going on here guys? 

remus came and explained the situation.

i saw Bobtheshooter and Msgentle sceme together earlyer today outside of the HQ.

MsGentle gave me some cookies aswell wich were pretty yummy.

when i asked for milk with the cookies she freaked out and ran off with Bob...

Spike Shrugs and walks inside, finds a seat and grabs a drink and a smoke.

After having tried to cast blame for the missing biscuit  and milk money she had made a swift exit from the HQ MsGentle sat in the local coffee shop thinking about a few of the things she had done to her friend RemusLupin during her short time on these shores, she did not believe she was bad just a little high spirited.

There was the time she had almost managed to sell him as an exotic dancer to one of the clubs in LV the deal was nearly signed and sealed unfortunately Remus discovered what she was up to and was not happy, she told him that she thought he would enjoy a holiday but he was having none of it, so the deal had to be cancelled.

Then there was the time she had set fire to his entire wardrobe claiming to be terrified he was going to be was going to be arrested at any moment by the fashion police and just wanted to protect him, really she was annoyed he would not let her borrow his car and felt burning his entire wardrobe would be a satisfactory punishment. She had also convinced him to help her discover the truth about whether or not cats really did have nine lives, it was a short experiment and it appears they don't, sadly Remus got the blame for that as she had told the Boss it was all Remus's idea and she was just an innocent bystander and like the good friend Remus is took the blame. what a hero.

Also there was that small prank she played on Remus that went a little wrong. MsGentle had hidden a mouse trap under his pillow but somehow it had slipped down the bed so when he rolled over in the night it was not his hand that got caught in the mouse trap, Remus's high pitched ear splitting screams could be heard for miles. Thankfully he only needed to spend a couple of days in hospital and have plenty of rest at home.

Sighing while sipping the last of her coffee MsGentle decided it was time to head  back to the HQ and see if there was a way of getting out of this little bit of trouble. Walking up to HQ's doors she noticed a hand drawn 'WANTED' poster of her, wild curly blonde hair, big brown eyes and angelic smile but for some reason it had devil horns and a pitchfork added. Spikeynator had drawn it she knew this because, for some crazy reason, he called her the devil in disguise. Ripping down the poster MsGentle entered the HQ she smiled and welcomed Murphy and encouraged her to make herself at home then she saw the rest of the crew gathered together, taking a deep breath while using one of her most angelic smiles she decided to slip into a seat and wait and see if she gets noticed by the others.

Misti stands there looking at the empty biscuit jar, not noticing anything else in the room.  

"Well, someone has to go and get more.  Anyone wanna go for a run out in the OCD with me to get some?  I don't have any cash, but I am sure that we can "find" some along the way."

Misti grabs the keys to his Ford pickup truck and starts heading towards it to go and get more biscuits.