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hey assholes. Started by: fu-ahole on Jul 08, '15 01:44

fu-ahole approaches a crowd and begins to speak in anger

 

What's the point in killing people after a huge war, only 3 days into a character? I do not want to join you. I want to start my own crew, and play the game. You killing me, and killing others, for not joining the same bullshit crews over and over again, is just going to drive players away.

 

I was attempting to get back into this game, but guess what.. I was killed three times, within 5 days, I was never higher than 15 units.. You retards are what is going to kill this game.

 

Bye.

 

fu-ahole starts to walk away, sees a man looking at him in a bit of anger, he smashed the man, to a bloody pulp, and walks away calmly.

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What's the point in killing people after a huge war, only 3 days into a character?

Because it's fucking hilarious.

And what makes you think a Goomba is allowed to take over his own turf? Come back when you know your ass from a hole in the ground.

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It's the mafia, I don't need your permission to start my own crew, in a city where noone resides.

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Well then dont cry and whine about dying if you just so happen to think that you can set up anywhere and then get killed for it.

Learn how to follow the rules properly and MAYBE you wont die so quickly.

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She scratches her head and looks at the young man flipping his lid in the middle of the Streets.

Game? Life is not a game.

Players? Okay, some of us may play sports or people.

YOU have been killed three times within five days? You come back to life?! Are you a zombie or something?

There are several new crews and families to join sir. They are welcoming all of those fresh to the cities, both new bloodlines and those that have established themselves here in the past. You can try to survive unsponsored until you are old enough to start your own crew, but chances are that's not going to happen as you'll be seen as a risk and taken out before you can or shortly after you do.

I can see you are frustrated, however I do not believe this was place to express it in the manner you have. You may have wanted to try on OOC Boulevard.

You want things to change, then rank up and change things. I know it's an overused phrase, but apparently you needed to hear it.

She hands the angry lad a OOCitis vaccine laced cookie and skips off to play with kittens and make necklaces out of daisies.
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I love that response MarySibley.

 

Am I actually mad? No. The purpose of the post was to generate conversation, which it seems to be doing. The game needs to change, not be run by one faction who decides the fate of all people.

 

You are in a city, cool, you run that city, or a district in that city? cool.. that doesn't mean you control the entire game, and if you think you do, we should all shoot you in the fucking face.

 

This game would be so much better if it was played properly, with people having the ability to play by district, fight for a district, or a city if they want control of their own city.. It shouldn't have to be a site-wide war, in order to gain control of something.

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Power dictates what should or should not be done. If someone is a lunatic and wants to control the entire world, that's their prerogative. If they are content running their own city, that's also their prerogative.  I do agree, however, that there is no logical reason every skirmish has to involve every city. That just doesn't make sense.

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Err’body say “sausage”
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Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
 

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She checks her purse for another cookie because Mr. Ahole is obviously DESPERATELY in need of a double dose.

Sir, if we lived our lives as you seem to think we should we wouldn't be here right now. The people here live their lives as they always have. I do suggest you take a peek at a few of these wonderful publications to help you figure out how to speak in the Streets or even take a peek at the top of the Street sign where it very strongly hints at what should be said here and what should not be.

She takes the young lad under her wing and hands him a few pamphlets she keeps tucked in her purse.

This is I like to call How to Play Nicely in the Streets. It's VERY helpful.

This one is called Rules of the Road. It's a bit of a repeat of the other one I gave you, but it too will help you.

This one here, it's a FANTASTIC read, I lovingly refer to it as Public Speaking and You. It's a great reference that may help you out in the future.

I do suggest you read at least one of these to figure out just how things work in the Streets. Otherwise, you're not going to gain any respect or credit to fulfill your dream of taking over and changing things to the way you feel they should be.

She reaches into her purse and pulls out a beautifully wrapped cookie and hands it to the young man.

If in doubt, just eat this. It'll get your OOCitis under control with help from the pamphlets.
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takes the cookie from the woman.

 

I am able to speak in a manner of which would be deemed appropriate for this thread, however I'm sorry I did not post this in the proper place, however, this thread seems to get more attention than all others, which is why the post was placed here, I'm sure Izzy will move it to the other thread.

 

Walks away, and quickly turns back

 

Can I have another cookie please?

 

Takes the cookie and walks away

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She rubs her temples and sighs.

I'm afraid my cookies will not help you until you actually read the material I provided, plus I'm all out. You've drained my supply.

I'm sure you can figure it out. You have a lot of potential.

I have no clue what post you are referring to. You mean the fence post over there?

She points to the left where there's a white picket fence surrounding a quaint little accountants' office.

Or the one over there?

She points to the right were there's an old hitching post for horses in front of a general store.

And threads? What threads? My clothing is immaculate. I have no loose threads nor do I see any spools of thread laying around.

She checks the youngster's clothing.

You do seem to have a few threads sticking out. I'm sure any tailor would be more than happy to help you with your threads dear.

She straightens the young man's collar out and wipes a bit of dirt off his nose.

Who is this Izzy you speak of? I have checked the directories and I cannot find someone named Izzy. Is that a nickname for someone here?

She tucks the pamphlets into the young man's pocket and pats it with a bit of force.

I really do suggest reading the material I have provided. I'm sure it will help. I really, really am. You just have to want it to help and realise that you are making the same mistakes over and over again and be willing to change and grow and not make them anymore. If you would like me to explain the material and point out in a more direct manner how to find it I would be more than willing to do so if you send me a message via our most amazing postal system.
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Asshole is my middle name

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KingAlucard sees a mental man breaking down in a rage, something about dieing three times, strange King sees no bullet wounds and hes still breathing and talking.

"perhaps it was three of your family members? maybe the stress is getting to you there mate, i would consider seeing someone about this problem they may know how to help you"

KingAlucard says before walking away to the casino.

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Whats your last name Kleptomaniac?

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Amico moi, I would consider that you have stated that you should be able to start your own famiglia and be able to work in the world as you please. This is indeed la cosa nostra, and we can do as we please and set up our own crews.

'It's the mafia' however works both ways. If you see fit to set yourself up, others will see fit to take you down.

There are also the rules of respect in territories to consider. We introduce ourselves to each other as friends, and in time, authorise those friends to be a boss. Who is vouching for you?
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Sovereign heard a man saying very silly things in a very angry fashion and stood there, watching the ordeal for a while. When the man finished he heard people trying to reason with the madman, and Sovereign had a hearty laugh.

''Clearly this man has completely lost his marbles! I don't think we can do anything but refer him to the proper professionals..'' 

Sovereign chuckled and wandered off.

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This thread is now in OOC, so the tiny attempt's I "made" no longer have to stand. You know damn well what I meant by speaking, I understand that this topic is meant to be literally as if you're speaking to a crowd, but guess what, it's the internet, get over it.

 

runs back and forth quickly, making people nervous, pulling a gun

 

My family has died, for no reason, they were not meant to go at such a young age. I must join them in the after life.

 

Take care to you all.

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Damn brah, this is a heartbraking story. Look at the bright side of your bad game experience, you died five times, but you are still here, talking bullshit at the streets, making absolutely no sense. You must be Immortal!

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LOL

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I not a bitch but I still take Sausage xD

 

Don't worry bro I'll keep it going for you

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