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Hotel Fees For Dumbies Started by: Odd on Aug 08, '09 14:00

!!!!!!!!!SLEEPING MEANS 6 HOURS CONSECUTIVE OFFLINE!!!!!!!!!

Okay... it cost's money to sleep in my city, like any normal city on the planet...

But I guess my complex post has left some confused, so I am going to break it down for you in layman's terms.

  • Pre-pay = at least 12 hours prior to the day you plan on sleeping
  • 1 day = a 24 hour period = a Calendar day = (for example) August 8th.
  • Sleeping = OFF LINE MORE THAN 6 CONSECUTIVE HOURS
  • You can sleep as many time as you want during your 1 day of payment
  • Non payment gets your Boss Charged, and warned that if this member does it again they will die
  • REPEAT OFFENDERS WILL DIE.
  • REPEAT OFFENDERS WILL DIE.
  1. The cost to sleep for one night is $100,000, unless pre-paid (see pre-pay definition above)
  2. REPEAT OFFENDERS WILL DIE.
  3. Want to spend $5000 on one night? Then Send me the money 12 hours PRIOR to the 24 hour period you want to sleep

Want to save money? SURE WE ALL DO! Then get your Crew Leader to pay for the family. I understand that Leaders want to instill a sense of responsibility into their family, but if you REALLY want to do this, then you need to take some responsibility as well. Communicate with your Right and Left Hand Men to keep an eye on the Crew Page (in case you didn't know this page tells you what city each member of your family is in...HINT: SORT BY CITY). Right now there are Crew Leaders not paying for their family in advance, that are actually paying just as much or MORE for a just few offenders, as well as, getting my family kills for repeated offenders. BECAUSE I KILL THEM.

Scenario 1: Date/Time is Aug. 8th 12:56 pm (MRT). You fly in to Philly to get that last IA before you take off for a nap. Fly in find out someone else has Proed your IA. Toss $5000 to good 'ol Odd and log out. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS HAPPENS A LOT. THIS IS WRONG. 

Lets review why this isn't okay. First its not 12 hours prior to the day...matter of fact you would be late paying for the NEXT day as its past noon! What you should have done is sent good 'ol Odd $100,000, followed up with a respectful mail letting me know what the money is for. Or Plan ahead and just send good 'ol Odd 30k for an entire week Just in case.

Scenario 2: Date/Time is Aug. 7th 11:56 pm (MRT). You look at your IA list in advance and see that there is a lot of IA's in Philly this week and know you will likely spend some time there offline. So you send good 'ol Odd a note with $30,000. saying "Good morning/afternoon Godfather, enclosed is my payment for the entire week. Thank you for your hospitality" THIS IS THE CORRECT WAY TO HANDLE THINGS

Lets review why this is correct...lets see, its more than 12 hours prior to the start date..thats good...the money amount is right...thats good..OH and there was respectful communication between the guest and the Godfather. FANTASTIC!

Scenario 3: Time is irrelevant. Odd finds Joe_Schmo in Philly, and he has jimmied the lock on an unoccupied room and fallen asleep. Now Odd is an understanding fella, he understands that people make mistakes. So he mails this person Crew Leader, while the individual sleeps and asks for the bill to be paid. A few hours later. Odd finds that CL has deposited some money in his account. Odd then goes to his mail and looks for some correspondence to find none. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Lets see why this isn't okay. One, Odd has gone out of his way to advise this crew leader of the offender. This is trespassing, I have every right to shoot the disrespectful prick right now..but I don't, I kindly let the leader know of the situation and advise at the time that is this person does it again I will kill them. buy paying for the room without speaking to the Godfather is disrespect at it MOST. There should never be a mail to anyone, from a Godfather that goes unanswered. EVER. To ANY Godfather. These Crew Leaders will find repeat offenders of their family in the obits without explanation.

Lets recap:

5k for a day - a calendar day - paid 12 hours or more PRIOR to the day you are staying

30k for a week of no worries..weeks start on Saturday so prepay before noon on Friday

100k a day for not prepaying. (PAID BEFORE YOU SLEEP)

100k paid by the CL if an individual slept without paying. (1st time - per member)

A note to the CL if an individual slept without paying twice, explaining why their member is dead (2nd offense - per member)

Conclusion: Really...you should never be sending me 5k....unless you know a day from now that you will be sleeping in Philly... Just pay for the week....honestly...whats 30k? I make that about every minute. You could send me 120k and be good for the month! Crew Leaders, ask for 30k from every member of your family then pay for your entire family at once (you will make a profit!)

not sure why this concept is so difficult.

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SHIT! Scenario two should have a time of AM not PM....

Odd goes to review his Writing threads for dummies book

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I can stay for free.

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