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A turkey killed my daddy | Started by: SpikeS on Jul 24, '15 02:18 |
SpikeS skips around passing out pinwheels and hard candies.
So turkey you will be chewed on in due time. You are a big bird, and will feed hundreds. Soon you will be stuffed with stuffing. I don't know who the stuffer will be, but MarySibley might be the right gal for the job. My father died doing what he liked though, and there will be more gravy basting in your future. SpikeS skips off to get some purses off of old ladies. |
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Stomping around he notices a man speaking to a group of people, he instantly becomes enraged due to unfamiliar surrounding and begins to pace back and fourth Hearing the man say turkeys will be chewed he calms down and lays in the crowd to finish listening to the speech |
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Reply by: PremRhino at Jul 24, '15 03:10 | |
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Charlie hears someone talking about Turkey's and eating, and goes straight to his window and yells out and then hisses like a cat. Man he swore he heard cat's running around. His kitten mitton idea was amazing. He had no idea why people would turn down something like that. Well it was time to huff some spray paint, and eat some cat food so he could go to sleep. |
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Reply by: Charlie at Jul 26, '15 08:41 | |
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Did it gobble him off? |
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Reply by: Rusty at Jul 27, '15 13:24 | |
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Yes, it did. It was a traumatic experience all around. |
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Reply by: SpikeS at Aug 01, '15 04:12 | |
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