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| Followers of Chris - RIIIIIISE | Started by: Rawr on Sep 18, '07 13:12 |
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Hey guys, guess what - return of the zipperheads lolol Ah sorry I mean, Hello all, Welcome to this glorious day where I can look upon the skies and pronouce that the omniscient power that is Chris has once again provided a home to his gracious followers. He also presents the chance to those non converted to make something more of your dirty, repugnant lives and truely embrace the power of Chris. I and of course my good friend Yuri will be his prophets in this criminal world and will spread his holy word amongst ye. So what does all that mean? I have set up, have a family, not the first time for my bloodline, I tend to do the same sort of thing and run a fairly tight ship. I will return to these beautiful alleyways to discuss details after I pray to our lord, For now, That is all. Rawr |
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There is only one omniscient power around these parts. ME! Jesus. For shame you are trying to lure the masses into following this false prophet. It is o.k though my child, you are a child of god so I forgive you. As for this Chris character I demand you bring him out here so I can spit in his gace then show him who the real god around here is. |
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| Reply by: Jesus at Sep 18, '07 13:21 | |
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| Chris will smite you Jesus np np | |
| Reply by: Rawr at Sep 18, '07 13:24 | |
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The real God is here! The God of Fire... I like the sounds of this Chris chap and I think he will make something of himself.. Good luck with everything boys, never give up! |
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| Reply by: Vulcan at Sep 18, '07 13:31 | |
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Kneels down on his prayer mat and begins to pray ALLAH AQBAR ALLAH AQBAR ALLAH AQBAR Death to the infidels, may they perish beneath our sandals and may we have many wives and goats in paradise. JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD That is all for now, I have much business to attend to and many Kalashnikovs to sell. |
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| Reply by: Yuri-Orlov at Sep 18, '07 13:36 | |
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The word on the street is Chris actually soiled himself when he heard I was back in town, and as for you Vulcan you are You are an unutterably useless harpy and a wearisome, scruffy-looking curse on society. I shall smite thee! |
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| Reply by: Jesus at Sep 18, '07 13:37 | |
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FYI - I am an official sponsor of "The Hustle" *Hustle Hustle Hustle* |
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| Reply by: Rawr at Sep 18, '07 13:45 | |
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Fuck I cant compete with that. The Hustle is strong in you my child. The word on the street is that you were hustling when I was still in a barn. Now wheres that pussy Spart at? I'm going to smite him then mack his sister. |
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| Reply by: Jesus at Sep 18, '07 13:48 | |
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Is it Hustle or Rustle...Maybe both HIDE YOUR WALLETS! |
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| Reply by: Rawr at Sep 18, '07 13:52 | |
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| Jesus you lie! I'm not an unutterably, im more buttery. | |
| Reply by: Vulcan at Sep 18, '07 13:52 | |
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| Chris is alright I suppose but can he walk on water? | |
| Reply by: SeaMan at Sep 18, '07 14:09 | |
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Chris is dumb. This is the mafia - act like your mafiosos not children Thanks :) |
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| Reply by: blah at Sep 18, '07 14:54 | |
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ooo our first instance of civilianitus A nice stupid one too Mafioso throughout our world live and breath religion To say otherwise is foolish, to dictate otherwise is foolish and to misunderstand the power of Chris... Well...that's just stupid P.s. New Orleans will not be accepted further auths at this time That is all. |
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| Reply by: Rawr at Sep 18, '07 15:17 | |
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| Except for Segretezza | |
| Reply by: Rawr at Sep 18, '07 15:26 | |
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Bows before the almighty Chris in the sky..... I must confess, I do have a faithful side, and I fully endorse the actions of any followers of this cult. |
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| Reply by: Segretezza at Sep 18, '07 16:07 | |
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A leading religion is no cult my friend... Resistance is futile |
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| Reply by: Rawr at Sep 18, '07 16:15 | |
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