MasterMind Checked the final preparations for the Jokes Party taking place at his palace, He wanted to Make Sure Everything is Ok, He could not afford any mistakes this time, Many People Are Expected to Join This Time & The Prizes Are The Highest Ever. Once Everything Was Confirmed Ok, MasterMind Asked one of his associates to Distribute The Posters Across all cities, The Posters Said:

Welcome to The Beloved Joke Party

Everyone is Invited

Yes, The Prizes Are 5 Million Dollars, You Are Not Wrong

Drugs, Girls & Drinks on The House

1st Place Will Take 1.5 Million Dollars

2nd Place Will Take 1 Million Dollars

3rd Place Will Take 0.75 Million Dollars

& For The First Time In History

0.5 Million For The One with The Highest Number of Jokes Told in The Party

0.5 Million For The Worst Joke Ever

0.25 Million For The Best Joke In Category of Adultery.

0.25 Million For The Best Joke in Category of Blondes.

0.25 Million for The Best Joke in Category of Mafia.

Party Will Go On For One Week.

Everyone Will Receive 20,000 Dollar as a Token of Appreciation for attending the Party.

Let The Fun Begin

Nessa had seen the poster advertising a joke party. She wasn't much for telling jokes herself, but thought it might be good for a laugh or two. She made her way to the street and smiled when she saw the set up. She waved at the people who were there and got herself a small glass of wine before making her way over to the man standing, "Hello," she said to him before offering her free hand, "I'm Nessa. Quite the shindig you have going on here." she told him with a nod of her head. 

MasterMind Welcomes Nessa to the Party & Says: Welcome Nessa, It is an Honor. I hope you will Enjoy the Party. Is it your first time in the Jokes Party, I Do Hold a Party Every now and Then. Hopefully this one will be as good as the previous Ones.

MasterMind then points to one of his associates and asks him to escort Nessa to a nice table in front of the stage that was built in the middle of the Garden.

Two blondes decided to go to Disneyland. While driving they saw a highway sign that said Disneyland Left. Disappointed they turned around and went home.

Nessa took a seat and thanked the men who had helped her. She sat sipping her wine observing as one man came up to tell a joke about blondes. She wrinkled her nose as she heard the punchline and then took another sip of her drink. She was a bit out of place, but she new that one was worthy of a groan, not a laugh. 

Deadshot heard about a competition were he could win some money so he made his way to the streets where it was all going down when finding out it was a jokes competition, he smiled to himself. Deadshot always though of himself being a funny man, while standing there staring into the sky for a few moments then walking away thinking of jokes he can come back and tell everyone to win this thing. 

KingAlucard walks up to his bodyguard on the street of his apartment

"Hey Joe, any news today?"

Joe looks at King and says

"Sir, MasterMind is having a jokes party, didnt you win his fathers joke competition?"

KingAlucard thinks back to the bar joke he had told at NumberOne's party and says

"Hey your right i did, guess its time to hold the championship, Joe get the car ready"

Joe rushes to get the car and soon afterwards pulls up in the car, King gets in as they start off to the party, King walks in noticing a few already here, he leans up against the wall giving a laugh at Leu's joke, when he was done he says 

"A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

King lights up a cigarette waiting for the other jokes to be told

right so a farther had gone out shooting he shot a deer and decided too cook it for his tea with his family at the dinner table the kids were abit stunned to as what they were eating so the farther said i wont tell you ill give you a clue its what youre mother calls me (deer) one of the kids jumps out his seat errrr we are eating dickk!!

You want to hear a joke? 

My life. 

HA!

Begins to cry uncontrollably.

It had been a few hours since Deadshot was last here, he had been thinking of some his best jokes in them few hours and had decided on one so he new it was time to come back. Deadshot walked straight to the centre of the crowd and took a look round at everyone feeling a little nervous, he took a deep breathe and he speaks up.

A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself." 

Deadshot is too nervous to look up so he heads to the nearest seat and sits down and waits for more competitors to say there jokes. 

Apathy hobbles forward and clears his throat, and proceeds to amuse.

3 young couples move to a new town and want to be good standing members of the community and decide to join the church.

They all attend a meeting with the local priest to sign up. The priest says "I welcome all to my church, but call me quirky, I have a small test for you all to pass before you gain entry. You have to refrain from having sex for 6 weeks."

All 3 couples agree and make plans to meet again in 6 weeks.

After 6 weeks they all meet with the priest again. the priest addresses the 3 couples one at a time to see how they did.

The first couple's husband replied "I work at nights and she got a day job, so we never saw each other, so nothing happened.

The priest was overjoyed and welcomed them into his flock.

The second couple's husband replied "I slept in the guest house and she stayed in the main house, so nothing happened.

Again, the priest was overjoyed and he welcomed the couple into his flock.

The priest turns to the 3rd couple and asked how they did.

The 3rd couple's husband replied "I cannot lie to you padre, up until 5 1/2 weeks we were doing great. Then the wife was walking across the floor with a jar of pickles and she dropped them. When she bent over to pick them up I could not help myself, I dropped trow and let her have it , right then and there.

The priest jumped from his chair and said "That is disgusting, I cannot allow you into my church!"

The husband nods his head and says "I understand, we aren't allowed in the grocery store anymore either"

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all of her bills?

I Apologise in advance.

...bernadette (Wah Wah Waaaaaaaah)

Why do blondes always look and smile when they hear a thunder?

They think someone is taking a photograph.

Dope walks in after hearing about the five million, that wasn't no chump change in his book. Out of respect he introduced himself to everyone at the party. He then ordered a whiskey and got on the microphone. First he warned everybody that his joke would be in the adult category, and he proceeded to tell it.

"There were two bums walking down the street one day arguing about who's day was the luckiest. The first bum says, I was walking down the street today and found $20 on the curb. I had enough to buy me a warm meal and a bottle of liquor, luckiest day of my life. The second bum says, oh yeah, I was walking in the railyard today and found a woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and we had sex all day. The first bum then asks, WOW did you get a blowjob? To which the second bum replies, nah I couldn't find her head. 

Dope then chuckles to himself and walked off the stage to try and find his seat, hoping the joke wasn't to raw for the ladies who had also attended.  After looking, he found a seat off to the back corner, he didn't recognize anybody there but he waited patiently for the next comic to take the stage.

Camulus saw the notice about a joke party,  He took out his flask of irish whiskey and took a snort.   He thoght back to all the old sailors yarns he had heard in dockside pubs and in various tours at sea.    He suddenly smiled to himself as he remembered some funny true stories.  He remembered Old man Clyde coming home to his 70 year old wife Martha and the two of them sitting ot on the porch together and sipping evening tea.  Out of nowhere and for no apparent reason....Martha hauled off and smacked Clyde as hard as she could!!   Yo crazy old woman, what the hell did yo do that for Clyde asked her??!!!    Martha replied ....Thats for 50 years of bad sex Marth replied......Clyde rubbed his face and didnt say mch for a long while...till he hauled off and smacked Martha!!!!    Yo crazy old Cute!!!  Martha exclaimed,   what the hell did you do that for???!!!!!    Old man Clyd calmly looked her in the eye and said....Thats for knowing the difference!!           Oh and please Martha   dont take your sleeping pills and yor laxative at the same time tonight     lol

Falcon randomly stumbled out onto the streets to participate in this little gathering of chuckles. He looked around, tried to withhold a grin, and spoke to the masses

So I'm at grocery buying a bag of dog food. While in the check-out line, a woman ask me if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT?? So on impulse, I told her that I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the new dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't since I ended ended up in the hospital last time. I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IVS coming out both of my arms." I told her that it was essentially the perfect diet. All you do is load your pockets full of little food nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete and it works very well, and I'm going to try it again, I told her. (I should add that I had everyone in line locked in on my conversation at this point.) Horrified, this chick asked if I ended up in the ICU because the dog food poisoned me. I told her, "no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me." I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!

He laughed at his own joke, like a professional shouldn't do, then walked off into the night in search of Amanda Huggenkis

MasterMind was sipping his drink, laying his back on his comfy leather sofa when he heard Leu's Joke, it was funny. MasterMind smiled lightly saying to himself: That is the first Joke in Blonde's Category, Nice Start.

As he waited for another jokes to be told, he started chatting to some of his associates sitting with him on the table, when he noticed KingAluCard has arrived to the party, he waited for him to finish his Joke then he stood up to greet him saying: KingAluCard, what a pleasure to have you with us again. You will have to do harder than this if you want to win this competition though, because I think I heard this joke before, Haha

MasterMind walked with KingAluCard to the Champion's Table and asked one of his men to take care of his needs before he excuses himself to welcome other guests.

Appel had heard of a party that was held that was the place to be at this moment. Some of his friends already went over to the party so Appel needed to hury and get there. So when he walked into the street where the party was held he saw a que infront of the place.

 the bodyguards at the door told him he could get into this party directly if he told them a good joke. So Appel wisperd a joke he had just heard in there ear and he started laughing. 

"That's a good one appel. You can go in but you have to tell this joke to Mastermind he would like it to."

As appel walks into the party he sees that there where a lot of people around and even some of his friends. But they where busy with the girls that where provided bij Mastermind. So the only persone he could turn to was Mastermind himself. 

"hey there MasterMind it seems like your party is going well. But i heard you liked some jokes so i've got one for you:

What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. 

As The Party Went On, and more guests were coming, the place started to be more crowded, which was a delight for MasterMind, He was having a brief every hour from one of his men on how is things going on, and if anybody has any comments or if there are any requests and luckily everything was going fine so far. As MasterMind speaks to one of his guys about the progress of things Blade started telling his joke, and laughs starting to rise, MasterMind laughed himself to the joke, it was funny, that wife must be unhappy one, bad father.

Then Deadshot took over the microphone and started telling his joke, it was funny one as well, but MasterMind thinks he heard it before, he raised his hand high to greet DeadShot before he asks one of his guards to go invite Deadshot to his table so they can have a little chat.