Old Simpy Old Simpy

How can I put this Simply?

Sometimes I think it's so funny.

How you can be so jealous of a little baby bunny

We know her hubby has Deadly good looks

And we know her personality is one for the books. 

We know she has a great heart

And we know yours is replaced with a stale fart...

Oh Simpy, you bright shining neon light

Why must you cry and fight?

We know you're not great

And like the patriots, everyone's AFC Regulation Footballs you deflate.

But how can you be so cruel,

To a rabbit we all think is so cool?

I'm sorry you're so salty,

but with you there is surely something faulty.

Why so angry at a little rabbit?

Is it all out of habit?

Why do what you do,

to a poor little bunnymaroo?

Oh Simpy, My Simpy

Don't take this to heart my sweet.

It's not your fault,

that you smell like sweaty feet.

Reads like something Spike would right. Did you steal this from Spikey?

It's simply pathetic, is what it is.

It took you a week to think of this shit? FML.

Mine would at least be way more intelligible, Falcon. 

Looks like Spike's left