Okay, so it seems you don't get gold (or black and white) for free.

In the spirit of MR and the community I am going to hold a competition to get the "MR CAH Deck" built and available for play by all of those who enjoy a few rounds of Cards Against Humanity with friends. You do not have to be an avid player to enter. You do not have to play to enter. This competition is open to each and every one of you.

What is CAH (Cards Against Humanity)?

Cards Against Humanity is a party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using mature-content phrases printed on playing cards.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cards_Against_Humanity

Where will this deck be available for play?

http://www.cardsagainstequestria.com/games

How many times can I enter?

You may enter a MAXIMUM of three times.

What do I get in return?

Valid entries will be rewarded with a credit just for showing up!

What are the prizes?!

Top Black Card - 5* Credits

Top White Card - 5* Credits

Top 10 Entries -  3* Credits each

Honourable (Or dishonourable) Mentions (The cards that make us gasp in horror or pee ourselves laughing.) - 2* Credits each

Submitting a valid entry - 1 credit (this will not change) per entry

(*Prizes may be increased depending on how many entries we get.)

Who will be picking the winners?

The winners will be chosen by a hand-picked group of people who are willing to forgo entering the competition to help better Humanity.

How do I enter?

You can enter by either posting your entries in this thread in the forum of a reply. If you do this please keep ALL of your entries to one post rather than three. You may also enter via a Mob Mail to me with "CAH Competition" in the subject line.

What is a valid entry?

Below are some examples of a valid entry. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE MAFIA RETURNS THEMED IN SOME WAY.

Example #1:

Black Card:

I had as many kills as ______ on my last character.

 

White Cards:

An obese woman sliding a grape fruit on her man's penis.

Winning a race on Rogue by refreshing over 1000 times and being the only person to shoot at him.

Cybering in a street thread.

Example #2

Black Card:

Tyler takes a final stand to uphold his values about ________!

 

White Cards:

A dreaded 1%

Suiciding on your account on Vday

Fucking up your post with goddamn HTML gibberish

Example #3

Black Card:

Officer Daniel Mehan approaches you from behind brandishing a _____ and whispers _____ into your ear.

 

White Cards:

Premier

Off

Fatal Wackback

Other examples of cards that are not Mafia Returns themed:

http://cardsagainstequestria.com/info/cards?expansion=16#black

http://cardsagainstequestria.com/info/cards?expansion=2#black

The white cards do not need to pertain to the black card necessarily.  You can be twisted. You can be morbid. 

Have fun with it, but don't make it TOO personal. Remember... "Just because we are separated by a few thousand miles, it doesn't give us the excuse to act in ways that are not acceptable in real life."

Competition closing date is: February 5, 2016 at 20:00 game time.

I pledge an additional fifty credits towards funding the deck

Black Card:

I visited Tylerdurden's pockets expecting to find ________, but I got _______ instead

White Cards:

Marlasinger's nudes

a +1

4 hours of protection

Black Card:

Success! ______ was set free

White Cards:

His name was RobertPaulson

PP friendly

Your name on the hit list

Black Card:

The war was still raging, but all I could think of was __________

White Cards:

jerking off to your crew crest

A 1000 credits dice bet

Admin jail

tl;dr

Are replies only allowed if in your format? The thread isnt very clearly written tbh.

Just as a test, would this be considered a valid entry?

Black Card:

I once wacked _______ while eating ______.

White Cards:

Bubba

A one-legged dwarf

Nachos

Black Card:

I was once masturbating over ________ when all of a sudden, Izzy PM'd me saying _____________.

 

White Card:

My sister

Dick pics

Surprise sex

Black Card:

My characters tend to last about as long as __________.

 

White Card:

Mafia Returns' marriages

Bebop editions

My e-willy 

Black Card:

Step 1. _______

Step 2. _______

Step 3. Kill everyone.

 

White Card:

Sell nudes for credits

Name your CA Dan Gleeballs

Create a goodbye thread and come back the next day

I have plenty more if needed lol.

Entry 1:

Black Card:

I once ________, but never again.

 

White Cards:

Did meth

Spent credits on jails

Cared about prowess

Entry 2:

Black Card:

When I was __________, I was recruited to ________.

 

White Cards:

An underground group

Posting a street thread nobody cared about

Tyler Durden crew

 Entry 3:

Black Card:

I once got to ________ then, _________ happened.

 

White Cards:

Godfather with 100 units

A wild wackback

Waking up

Black

Everytime I look at a candy cane, have nightmares of ______.

 

White

MR Diabetes

All HelpDesk members' extra nipples.

Witness statement catching

Black

I thought everything was fine until ____________.

 

White

Tiggy got auth

Keeping the christmas tree up until July

Tatertot Nachos

 

Black

When Izzy starts DDing people, you better __________.

 

White

Cards against Penis

That feeling when you see Rogue but he's already dead

Wackback dying during war.

Black Card:

What will cause my RL marriage to fail?

 

White Cards:

Spending 36 hours strait refreshing on someone, with no potty breaks.

Posting dick pics as a whisper.

Being so bad at MR Izzy lets you dupe.

Black Card:

All the ladies of MR laughed when _______ decided they were going to ________ with their ________.

 

White Cards:

99% of the user base

Shouting Success! after every time you have an orgasm.

Trying to tame raging lady boner!

Black Card:

My lack of sleep is mostly contributed to ________.

 

White Cards:

A couple stopping mid coitus to get their hourly +1.

That feeling you get when you wake up and half your crew is dead.

Calling out of work 3 days in a row because of a war.

BLACK CARD

If I were Chairman of New York, I would _______________the shit out of _______________ !

WHITE CARDS

Smegma cheese

Her eye

My wanking hand

BLACK CARD

The last time I was in jail, ________________ burgled ______________!

WHITE CARDS

Double-ended Black Mamba

Dick Gozina, the corrupt agent

Firing a Tommy gun into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog!

BLACK CARD

When posting in the streets I Iove to think about ________________.

WHITE CARDS

Being a motherfucking gangster

the boss's Mud hut!

Fucking gangster-eating Zombies

Like Lerano, if you need more, I'm happy to help, even if I dont get anything extra :P

I do not like to leave ____________(blanks)

We the honorable are  not puppets for the twats.

Their personal disputes are a bore.

The decline in the business district validates we are dealing with hard headed sore losers.

Meeting like this: http://imgur.com/a/9sC3s are a disgrace. It purposely robs many of their hard work and money.

I win!