Controversial Magazine, where controversial shit writes itself.

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What’s the big story on everyone’s mind these days? What just happened and more to the point who just happened to say it? And why? Find out here… Plus Coffee Shop exclusives. 

 You may remember that crewleader Anna from Philadelphia.

• The future spawn of Philadelphia.
• Another crewleader may have died alongside her.
• Did someone steal her coffee?
• Could she not Wiggle her Butt?

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Eredins Wild Hunt failed to break him from Prison.

• Some say he was there since Christmas
• Is he still alive?
• One guy said it was severe butthurt

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A Secret Proposal

• RoryRourke and Joao_Paiva caught on camera...
• What do they eat for breakfast?

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New York's Wild Hunt for Eredin

Nobody is really sure what happened to Eredin in New York but speculation is out there...

One distant cousin of a man who knew Eredins older brothers sister Patty said that she had said her Grandma had told her, that Eredin was indeed in jail since Christmas and that he was doing life.

Many of his family from The Wild Hunt attempted to break him out but it seems that with hits on his head from WiggleButt, made it, that he wouldn't be able to do business in New York anymore.

Some say he fled from the city after hearing that his family would be wiped out and has came back in disguise, with a new alias, but will Santa Clause get him again next year? Who knows.

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PhiladelphAnna

The future of Philadelphia seemed bright for the new recruit Anna until of course she found out that there was a war happening all around her and here is some of what she said...

"The death of Godfather Chairman Ronin came as a shock; it was certainly something I had no prior awareness. When I woke up the morning he died and found letters stacked up by my door that had been circulated across Philadelphia saying that I would not help the city and discussing my demise, with not a single letter from any of the remaining Philadelphia leaders asking for my help, I knew in my heart that my position in the war had been chosen for me."

In a war we usually choose to fight for our city, if someone attacks our city we fight back and this is what Anna had said...

"When a member of my crew, HomelessCretin, rest his soul, was gunned down by one of those leaders, I was forced to act upon that position."

We are still waiting on retaliation on what happened to poor wee HomelessCretin, I think most of the population in this, thing of ours, thinks he may have just died in vain, as Anna went on to say this...

"And so, here we sit. While I  regret the loss of Godfather Ronin, I cannot regret my decision to stand by Detroit and New York that morning. My family came out of the night mostly intact, and, as I had only moved from Detroit a couple of days prior, it was and is they that I live to serve."

 She stood by Detroit and New York that morning but she clearly didn't live in either of those places but time passed and Anna supped her coffee in Philadelphia not knowing what would happen next...

Philadelphia went on to start a movment!

Anna, Samael and other members of Philly were rumored to have started rounding up local citizens and sticking t-shirts on them with the words 'I love Tyler Durden' written on the front and back, sending them off around all of the cities around the country. You could see them getting on trains, buses and planes all traveling states and cities to get to their destinations but it seemed that whoever it was that sent them told most of them to get into New York.

Godfather WiggleButt from New York seen this as a threat. Several hit's where posted on a black market hit list for his head, he knew that these Civilians coming here would pose as a problem to him, they really go mad when someone points dollar signs in front of their face, and he acted by staging war on Philadelphia.

Anna wasn't pleased at this, but while in a local Philly coffee house she was rumored to have said "It could be worse. It could be a Durden Spawn" and "Hashtag Pray For Tyler" then lastly but not least "I am TylerDurden."

Sadly after that Anna died but she held on for about 15 minutes shouting "Durden Spawns".

A New York passerby shouted at one of anchors who was filming the scenes in New York "this is what happens when you don't defend your city and when you do". One of our reporters seem to believe that this means that her death happened because she didn't defend her city the first time around when it was under attack, but that's merely speculation of course.

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The Windy City Wedding

Our reporters have heard through the grapevine that two of the family leaders in Chicago have made a commitment to join together. We don't know which two and are not sure if this is true. So we didn't want to speculate any further.

Lets hope it's good news. 

Our reporters will be searching to find these two leaders and get a few pictures.

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GOSSIP COLUMN  

Jeddy is solely responsible, along with Space Pole, for putting up the hits on WiggleButt.

Severe is still alive and rumored to be serving his time in Philadelphia.

SpikeS heard rumored to be entering an all you can eat sausage competition next Friday.

Striphe has been spotted sleeping under a poker table.

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Good read can't wait to see the next issue.

I want more juicy gossip column!

Good read, gotta say it's quite humorous!!

Bella wakes up to find a newspaper at her doorstep she picked it up as it looked to be placed like a comic book as she flipped the pages she began to laugh it was really hilarious she examined the pics and the gossip columns.

She took the paper with her into her mansion as she needed a cup of coffee to enjoy this! As she sipped her coffee till all gone she finished unable to wait for next Sunday's paper hoping it would be just as funny or even more if possible. She would tip this paperboy if his hard work should he continue his hefty work at making the community laugh as it was desperately needed!

wakes up.. his head slamming into the poker table as I step out from the table and stretch

hell it brought me out here to these streets! and since you mentioned me I put it up on my wall

next to my blackjack table, broke bank account and debt. Keep up the good work

Tony Capazzo Jr. woke up and rolled out of bed. Today was going to be a late start to his day and so he decided to just sip on some coffee. He walked over to his closet and put on his robe; he then reached over and grabbed a cigar and head outside.

Once outside, Tony began to look around. The view of Detroit was very nice and the weather couldn't be better. He grabbed a cup of coffee and puffed away on his cigar. Suddenly as Tony took a seat he noticed there was some rolled up paper on the corner by the door. He looked puzzled and grabbed the mysterious paper.

Tony could see the front page read 'Controversial Magazine' he couldn't help but smile at the tagline 'where controversial shit writes itself'. Tony let out a chuckle; he put down his cigar and began to read while sipping his coffee. He noticed on the table of contents had a story about his former deceased Don, Anna. He didn't know if he'd be able to read it, it was still a bit soon but he would absolutely delve into the other articles.

The first article was about Eredin and him possibly coming back and hiding out. Tony thought for a moment, this was interesting and he wondered if any other info would turn up.

Tony continued flipping the pages. Then he came across the story about Philadelphia. Tony chose to just skim over it and turn the page without much thinking. As Tony started the next article he noticed the title said 'Windy City Wedding'. Tony thought it was nice two leaders were possibly taking it to the next step. After a quick moment Tony spit out his coffee and began chuckling.

Tony realized the only two leaders in Chicago were Don Joao Paiva, whom Tony had great respect for, Tony had known Don Paiva through sports gambling. Don Paiva's sportsbook was amongst Tony's favorites primarily because Tony won a lot of cash with Don Paiva’s sportsbook. The other leader was RoryRourke.

"What the...!"

Tony shouted out. It was obvious these two well respected leaders weren't going to tie the knot. It was just a gag article. Tony could appreciate the humor and continued to laugh. Tony flipped the page and had yet another intriguing read as the Gossip Column was filled with some interesting things.

Finally Tony was nearing the end of the magazine and approaching page 22. He noticed an ad for the Rourke Sports Book. Tony smiled and nodded, this Sports Book had been very very good to Tony thus far and he knew he would definitely be using it more in the future.

Below that was an ad for a suit designer. Makaveli was his name; Tony had seen his designs from other Mafioso around town and knew this Makaveli was talented. Tony would be sure to visit him in the upcoming days.

Finally Tony saw and ad for...well...advertising. Tony loved seeing this because he knew a magazine with great content like this would be circulating a lot. Surely many people would be reading this and because of that Tony knew he wanted this magazine to contain an ad of his new project. Unfortunately the project was on hold, construction had began in Old City, Philly but with the recent events taking place construction halted not to mention the construction workers took a one way flight out of Philly after gun shots started ripping through the streets. Tony didn't mind, he would figure out a way to move his venture to the streets of Detroit.

TonyCapazzoJr looked out to the streets and took in all that he read. He picked back up his cigar and took a puff. He couldn't help but flip through the pages of the magazine once more. It made for great and laughable reading. Tony couldn't wait for the next edition to come out, until then he would just read the fuckin shit out of this one.

It was still early and Ripley had not yet had his morning coffee. As he entered a coffee bar and ordered himself a cup of coffee he sat down at an empty table near a window. On table was a paper, he quickly checked the date since he did not want to read something that was weekes old, it would not be the first time it happened. He saw the data and the magazine was only a few days old. No problem Ripley thought. When his cup of coffee arrived he took a sip and opened the magazine. He started reading the highlights as shown on the cover. 

After a couple minutes of reading he had read most of the highlight and decided he needed to go back to work. He hoped he would one day run into the author of the paper and congratulate him on the humorous writing style. Something not Ripley needed, but everyone could use a laugh. 

JohnDoe moves at a leisurly dander through the City Park and stops at a bench situated in a lovely woodland area looking over a small pond.  He decides he's having a rest and sits down, pulls out a magazine and flicks it around the right way up,

"The Controversial Magazine" he says out loud "Sure we'll give this a go" he says to himself, flicking open the first page and crossing his legs.  Time passes and JohnDoe can be heard chuckling every now and then at something he's read.

Finishing reading John folds the magazine in half and leaves it on the bench for someone else to be entertained.  Getting up he thinks "Nice to see some literature about the streets again" then briskly starts to shadow a lone granny who is oviously struggling with her shopping. 

"Let me help you with that Love" John innocently says in a polite, concerned manner "Must be heavy those!"  Upon catching up the gangster instinctivly notices a neatly rolled up bundle of cash sitting in her stupidly, opened handbag that hangs loosely around the old dears shoulder.....

....."Jackpot!" the crook thinks to himself.