Reaper Daily
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Don Alfieri retires.
by:The-Reaper.

After almost a year with us, Don Alfieri retired from his long life of crime, his nobel life lived long and people who attended his funeral all wished him luck in the after life.

A nobel and honest man had this to say, again no names will be given for their privacy.

"I didn't know you, but our ancestors worked together many generations ago, and if you're at all like how he was described in these old and battered journals, I'm sure you were an asset to your family.

Requiem in pace my friend."

Nobel words if this writer may say so.

Let us all hope that he has a great afterlife.

Daily Joke
by:Tommy_Carroll

Thor mopes on Mt. Olympus. Zeus asks him why he looks so depressed. Thor says that he misses the companionship and love of a woman. Zeus tells Thor that he will fix the problem by sending Thor down to Earth.

Thor lands in the backyard of a single woman. The two immediately start making love and continue all weekend.

After the weekend Thor is back at Mt. Olympus with a big grin on his face. Zeus asks Thor the great woman's name, but Thor admits that he never asked.

Horrified at his rudeness, Zeus sends Thor back down to find out the woman's name. Arriving in the same backyard, Thor calls out to the woman, "I wanted to tell you I'm Thor."

She yells, "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith or thpit!"

Chicago Drug Prices:

[CH] Marijuana $228
[CH] Mushrooms $126
[CH] Hashish $603
[CH] Opium $725
[CH] Amphetamines $519
[CH] Grain Alcohol $910
[CH] Morphine $1,391
[CH] Barbiturates $5,612
[CH] Heroin $8,289
[CH] Cocaine $6,268

Daily vote.

Last vote: Indecisive

Today's vote:

Who would you like to see interviewed on the next issue of Reaper Daily?

A.Deimne Godfather of New York
B. ScipitaRourke Godmother of Philly
C. -V- Don of the Double snake bite
D. -Lana- Don of Montreal Connection
E. WillHayes Don of THE KNICKERBOCKERS.

Submit your vote to: The-Reaper.

Chicago Jail list:

7 TBK 01/22 17:48 10 minutes, 0 seconds.
0 kenantjuh22 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
2 MonKeyMaDnesS 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 aches6 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
4 Alaborn 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
5 The-Tunisian 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
3 LaiF 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
2 Skitz 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 tippler 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 Luca_Gatto 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 davidos 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
4 JimmyTheLionHeart 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
5 EZRyder 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
3 Jello 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
2 KING_BRIZY 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 Black 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 YeahLena83 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
2 simonescu 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 realdeal45 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 ElPatron 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
2 Ace 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
4 Keysur 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
5 gijoe 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 DezFoxtoN 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 IceHouse 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
3 50Euro-s 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 DON_SETH 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
3 pinky 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
1 Grenade 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
0 fallen_one 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
3 hazmeista 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
2 don-campbell 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
4 freestyle 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
4 Jodz 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
4 Sienna 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
4 -Arabella- 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
2 k9 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
1 Krank 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
1 Mccer12 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
2 ZeroSixx 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go
1 SuperMan 01/22 17:41 0 seconds. Free to go

I would like to applaud you for taking some reader feedback and applying it, Reaper.

While I'm disappointed that you have once again left out the obits section, I'm pleased to see the drug prices back in this issue, as well as an a recent jail list.

You've once again captivated me. I'll be sure to check in tomorrow with what is fast becoming one of my favorite publications here on the streets.

Jailer picks up the paper and looks it over.

Ah,Crap. Same junk different issue.

Jailer wonders to himself is there ever going to be any good articles in this paper.

So far you have published 6 issues of this paper, and I've read one decent atrile, which was mainly factual and offered no opinions on the matter whatsoever.

1 Article per Paper is just not a true paper. No matter if you have proof read this aricle, filling your paper up with Jail/Drugs lists that will become useless within 15 minutes, does not do to any favors.

Article*

Excuse the speech misatakes, I have been smoking...

He smiles.

Votes for the interview end at 23:00 Hrs, please submit any votes before then, otherwise it will not be accepted into the count.

Vote is over. Results Tie: C. -V- Don of the Double snake bite, B. Godmother Rourke
Now two things is left up to you, 1. A final vote, you can vote by reply or by mail. 2. What should the interview be, I will let you choose so as it is all up to you readers.

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And even worst, it is a daily nightmare.

OKay, I don't want to be aggressive. In your past 5 issues you had A LOT of suggestions and good people giving constructible critics about your newspaper. And you decided to basically ignore them, besides a few minor points.

In my opinion you're being arrogant towards this publication. Mate, you have all you need to make a good read which is will and the capacity to write. Just put a little more effort and listen to all those people who are trying to help.

I really hope that the next issue, with the interview and all, is a big hit!

I wish you the best luck.

Bah, sorry.

This was the quote:

Jailer picks up the paper and looks it over.

Ah,Crap. Same junk different issue.

Jailer wonders to himself is there ever going to be any good articles in this paper.

Blagger picks up issue six and reads it quickly, chuckling to himself. It may not be the most factually accurate newspaper in the 8 cities, but it is still definately the most entertaining. Now all we need is a story detailing how a GodFather is pregnant with an Aliens Love Child.

Vote Finished.

Mr.-V- has won the vote. Thank you for your participation.