The Ligambi Crime Family
Uncle Joe Ligambi
Joseph Ligambi, aka Uncle Joe is known far and wide in the criminal underworld. Uncle Joe Ligambi is suspected to be involved in many traditional rackets such as sports betting, loan sharking, waste removal, truck hijackings, prostitution, drug distribution, extortion, dealing in stolen merchandise and running a massive numbers game. It is rumored that Uncle Joe has many agents on the take that provide him leniency in his criminal endeavors.
Mafia is a process, not a thing. Mafia is a form of clan - cooperation to which it's individual members pledge lifelong loyalty....Friendship, connections, family ties, trust, loyalty, obedience - this was the glue that held us together.
~Joseph Bonanno~
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Are you in need of Bodyguards?
Do you want to try your hand at Gambling?
Would you like some help purchasing a Corrupt Agent?
Low Interest$$$
By accepting a loan from me you are agreeing to the terms and conditions set forth by me. Terms and conditions include: - I the lender am to be paid the specified amount in full by the specified date. A daily VIG will be collected each day the loan is held. Failure to pay the daily VIG will result in Accrued Interest: The interest that accumulates and is payable on the unpaid principal balance of the loan. Complete default on the loan may result in but is not limited to multiple pp's , public shaming and or death upon proper authorization. Failing to pay back money owed is a serious issue and a bitch move. It'll get you killed in this thing of ours.
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The Daily Numbers Game
THE RULES:
1. Maximum of 5 bets per person. If the winning numbers appear in the order you picked them, you will be paid out at 100-1 odds. If your numbers you picked were drawn in any combination, the payout is 50-1.
2. The bettor may wager anywhere from $100k-1M per bet. Please place your bet(s) and transfer your wager and your numbers# to me, Uncle Joe.
4. The winning bettor is the person(s) who correctly pick the last three digits of the Dow, Nasdag and S&P500 in that order at the close of the stock market each day at 4:00PM EST. (Example below, the winning numbers for a better to be paid out at 100-1 odds would be 770 and any combination of 770 to win at 50-1 odds.)
3. You will receive a confirmation message from me after your numbers and payment are received.
DOW 23,557.234
Nasdag 6,767.78
S&P 500 2,590.64
5. You must submit your guess(es) at least one hour prior to the official close of the stock market at 4:00PM EST for them to count.
6. Upon the closing of the stock market at 4:00PM EST the numbers will be reviewed and any and all winners will be paid at the above stated odd's.
7. If you have any questions, comments or concerns, please contact me Joseph_Ligambi
The legend lives on
[00:32:01] <Kill-The-Irishman> Uncle Joe - If you're going to the mattress.. He will still put money under your mattress.
[00:41:01] <Kill-The-Irishman> Uncle Joe once revived a man after suffering a heart attack... He still owed Joe 50 cents.
[00:41:21] <Kill-The-Irishman> When he didn't pay.. Joe killed him again.
[00:52:59] <Kill-The-Irishman> Uncle Joe once loaned money to the federal government.. You saw what happened to Reagan.
[00:55:40] <Kill-The-Irishman> The Union won because the Confederates didn't take Joe's offer.
[01:00:04] <Kill-The-Irishman> If you play Monopoly with Uncle Joe.. When you pass "Go" he collects $200.
[01:04:37] <Kill-The-Irishman> Everyone thinks the Easter Bunny is nice. He's just on Joe's payroll working off a debt.
[01:06:03] <Kill-The-Irishman> Chuck Norris discovered Atlantis.. It was already owned by Uncle Joe
[01:14:21] <Kill-The-Irishman> When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon. Uncle Joe was there making a deposit.
[01:17:35] <Kill-The-Irishman> Uncle Joe doesn't need a mouse or keyboard... He just puts the computer on his payroll.
[01:26:35] <Kill-The-Irishman> Hitler killed himself because he owed Uncle Joe.
[01:32:30] <Kill-The-Irishman> WWII did not fix the depression.. Uncle Joe just bought the United States...
[01:36:54] <Kill-The-Irishman> Area 51 is actually Uncle Joe's 51st vault.
[01:53:31] <Kill-The-Irishman> The Bay of Pigs Invasion happened because Uncle Joe thought Castro took his piggy bank.. Hence the name.
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Quotes to live by🚬
"A Million a day keeps the Boss at bay."
"A man without enemies is a man without qualities. Even Jesus Christ had many enemies."
"If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don’t, you’re as dumb as he is."
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Love OC invites
"Murders came with smiles, shooting people was no big deal for us Goodfellas."
"This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this and get away with it, hey that's great. But it's very predictable. There's so many ways you can screw it up."
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