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Funeral Started by: God on Oct 21, '20 01:36

*From the entry of the church a black casket that holds the recently deceased can be seen. And though it takes a moment for your eyes to adjust to the dim light, you see a woman in a black veil place a white rose on the casket. You watch as she wipes a tear from her eye. She lights a candle in remembrance of the deceased and walks down the aisle wiping the tears that are now cascading down her cheeks.

The only light inside the church is from the flickering candles on the altar. The candlelight casts an eerie glow across the priest's face. He hangs his head as he starts to read...*

"Friends, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects to our friend, Gash. May they rest in peace. Those wishing to pay their respects may do so at this time."

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Rest In Peace bud. 

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Rip brother. One hell of a run you sexy hooker
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Good get fucked you stupid cunt
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I don't know how you didn't die sooner LoveHandle.

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LOL look at all the haters in the funeral.


Love you bro RiP

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RIP, good run
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Since when is it proper to be disrespectful at a funeral? Is that not one of our cardinal rules of this thing if ours?

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I’ve had a blast. Thanks for everything champ!
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Rest in peace :(

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Respect Gash. Was a pleasure to watch you work

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RIP Gash

You was a great city head and thank you for everything. Great run. ~ LouisVuitton
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Allow me to turn the page

 Rest in Piss

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