*From the entry of the church a black casket that holds the recently deceased can be seen. And though it takes a moment for your eyes to adjust to the dim light, you see a woman in a black veil place a white rose on the casket. You watch as she wipes a tear from her eye. She lights a candle in remembrance of the deceased and walks down the aisle wiping the tears that are now cascading down her cheeks.

The only light inside the church is from the flickering candles on the altar. The candlelight casts an eerie glow across the priest's face. He hangs his head as he starts to read...*

"Friends, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects to our friend, Duchess. May they rest in peace. Those wishing to pay their respects may do so at this time."

I never could keep contact with your eyes but in death I'm guessing they were a green colour.

Rest in Peace Duchess, you will not be forgotten.

Boston Rob

Lays a black rose on the coffin

NOOOOO DUCHESS, MY LONG LOST LOVE.

Though we may have been separated through a long and arduous divorce-lawsuit the flame of passion still burns fiercely inside me.

On the other hand I don't have to pay absurdly high alimony payments anymore. Every cloud has a silver lining.

Rest in peace.

RIP Duchess you will be missed

I knew of you only through reputation but...the world is lesser for your loss

Rest In Peace My Lady

You were a strong member of the soil for the short time you stayed here.

Now to the soil, you return. 

Rest in Peace.

Don't worry Duchess, I'll take care of JubTheNub. Rest in peace.

Kenny leaves the funeral home giggling mischievously. Also feeling pretty bad about the you know, death