*From the entry of the church a black casket that holds the recently deceased can be seen. And though it takes a moment for your eyes to adjust to the dim light, you see a woman in a black veil place a white rose on the casket. You watch as she wipes a tear from her eye. She lights a candle in remembrance of the deceased and walks down the aisle wiping the tears that are now cascading down her cheeks.

The only light inside the church is from the flickering candles on the altar. The candlelight casts an eerie glow across the priest's face. He hangs his head as he starts to read...*

"Friends, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects to our friend, Shiki-. May they rest in peace. Those wishing to pay their respects may do so at this time."

I told you to not shoot my bodyguards. Rest in Peace "devil".

She walked through the darkness, sinking to her knees of her beloved husband with tears in her eyes "come back my love"

RIP Shiki.

There have been a lot of funerals today and I'm quite tired, so I'm just going to pull out my reliable old folding chair here to sit on. I hope no one uses it for any naughty behavior.

RIP boss.

Rest easy, 

"You should have never done this. Good luck you'll need it miss." He walked away, going back into the shadows. 

LMFAO What was that you were saying?

She dropped instead of walking LMAO