10:28:31 <&MRBot> ADMIN WACK: Scousepole <Squishy> Killing someone in beliefs they sent me logs

10:29:47 <Honestea[MR]> Wait

10:29:53 <Honestea[MR]> Do you mean beliefs as in religion?

10:30:00 <&IzzyCreamcheese> yes

10:30:47 <Honestea[MR]> Wait

10:30:48 <Honestea[MR]> So

10:30:56 <Honestea[MR]> I told Maple that I established a religion of tea

10:31:00 <Honestea[MR]> So if someone kills me

10:31:07 <Honestea[MR]> They are against my tea religion

10:31:08 <&IzzyCreamcheese> then they would be celebrated accross all the lands

10:31:14 <Honestea[MR]> WOWWWWWW

20:17:08 <&Squishy[MR]> I wonder now that midpoint lives the middle of fucking nowhere if his accident will start watering down

20:18:37 <&Squishy[MR]> Djeet? Nahjew?

20:18:56 <Geek[MR]> accident?

20:19:03 <&Squishy[MR]> "Did you eat?" "No, did you?"

20:19:16 <&Squishy[MR]> Philly.

20:20:00 <Honesty[MR]> Ohhhh you meant accent

20:20:10 <Honesty[MR]> I thought he had water damage in his roof

20:20:15 <Honesty[MR]]> And that it was leaking or something

20:20:15 <&Squishy[MR]> Accent lol

20:20:18 <&Squishy[MR]> Fuck me

20:20:21 <Honesty[MR]> No thanks

20:21:51 <Honesty[MR]> Now, was your Nahjew a typo too? Sounds like something Hitler would say

20:21:53 <Honesty[MR]> Tsk tsk

20:21:58 <Honesty[MR]> Bad Squishy

20:22:00 <Honesty[MR]> Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

16:48:16 <&IzzyCreamcheese> be sure to thank you benefactor Jen, and tip the Bot

16:48:26 <Honesty[MR]> Tip the bot?

16:48:31 <Honesty[MR]> MRBot's a bitch

16:48:33 <Honesty[MR]> We all know this

16:48:37 <Honesty[MR]> It's a universal fact

16:48:44 <MarkAntony[MR]> MRbot set my car on fire

16:48:47 <JeanRalphio[MR]> yeah, that bitch is going to announce your funeral

16:48:49 <Robert[MR]> He is MEAN

16:48:52 <Honesty[MR]> MRBot killed my parents

16:49:09 <&MRBot> I have never seen such bullshit before.

16:49:38 <Honesty[MR]> Look in a mirror, MRBot

16:49:42 <Honesty[MR]> You'll see plenty

16:50:18 <&MRBot> https://mafiareturns.com/claimcredits.php?code=?4023650a4e8dad76965d65252c70be1&amount=200&no_timer=true

16:51:38 <&MRBot> You think after all your insults that the code would be real? lololl oh you guys are so simple, here's a juicebox.

MRBot doesn't get a colour. He's a bitch.

20:39:40 <&IzzyCreamcheese> the start time is listed in the picture, also in the post

20:43:57 <+Kittie> Yes yes, but what demarcation upon the chronometer does this event have it’s beginning?

20:45:45 <&IzzyCreamcheese> the circumscription notwithstanding is denoted in the event depiction, correspondingly in the post.

20:45:55 <Honesty[MR]> Yes, yes, but what demarcation upon the chronometer does this event have its beginning if we used 80 seconds in a minute?

20:46:32 <&IzzyCreamcheese> Honesty[MR] maaaaaaan, if you like, use like, 80 seconds in a minute you need to slowww down

20:46:35 <&IzzyCreamcheese> take like, a hit of this

20:46:36 <&IzzyCreamcheese> and like

20:46:38 <&IzzyCreamcheese> relaxxxx maaaaaaaan

20:46:48 <&IzzyCreamcheese> or wait, would it be the opposite?

20:46:49 <&IzzyCreamcheese> are you going slow?

20:46:58 <Honesty[MR]> Yes

20:47:03 <&IzzyCreamcheese> DUDE

20:47:06 <&IzzyCreamcheese> SNORT THIS RIGHT NOW

20:47:12 <&IzzyCreamcheese> SPEED YOU UP THIS WILL

20:47:17 * Honesty[MR] snorts a line off IzzyCreamcheese's body

20:47:25 <&IzzyCreamcheese> its a big body, dont OD

20:47:28 <Honesty[MR]> LMAO

23:09:14 <Whirl[MR]> I take hot tea without sugar like a stiff upper lipped Brit lol

23:11:42 <Honesty[MR]> People who drink coffee black have no soul

23:11:46 <Honesty[MR]> Heartless bitches

14:18:26 <YourCandidateSpikeS[MR]> Honesty[MR] is pregnant

14:18:52 <+Ladyfighter> YourCandidateSpikeS[MR] why spoil her surprise?

14:19:11 <Honesty[MR]> Lmfao

14:19:20 <Honesty[MR]> Not only am I pregnant, but now I'm a woman

14:19:38 <Skwisgaar_Skwigelf[MR]> congrats

14:19:57 <Honesty[MR]> 2021 will be the year where people decide others' genders

14:20:07 <Honesty[MR]> I'm not pregnant, Skwisgaar_Skwigelf[MR]

14:20:10 <+Ladyfighter> well i dont know if you are male or female, but if SpikeSpiegel says you are pregnant, I just made that conclusion

14:20:42 <Honesty[MR]> I understand, Ladyfighter

14:20:43 <Honesty[MR]> But

14:20:49 <Honesty[MR]> Never believe anything SpikeSpiegel says

14:20:52 <+Ladyfighter> true

14:20:54 <Honesty[MR]> That's rule number 1 in MR

14:22:33 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> Honesty[MR], I'd believe it if you were pregant even though your a man. I mean from everything thats happend in 2020 that one is not too farfetched

14:22:54 <Honesty[MR]> I think it's happened once, Tony

14:22:59 <Honesty[MR]> That a man gave birth

14:23:52 <Honesty[MR]> Oh wait, he/she is a trans

14:24:26 <Zipper[MR]> Honesty's a trans? Think I came into the lounge at the wrong time

14:24:33 <Zipper[MR]> May need to back up and read

14:24:40 <Honesty[MR]> Ah fuck

14:24:47 <Honesty[MR]> See what you have started, SpikeSpiegel?

14:24:50 <+Ladyfighter> lol this is how stories start

14:24:50 <Honesty[MR]> Fucking hell

14:24:59 <Honesty[MR]> You know what

14:25:00 <Honesty[MR]> Fuck it

14:25:04 <Honesty[MR]> I'm a trans, pregnant man

14:25:19 <YourCandidateSpikeS[MR]> You're welcome Honesty[MR]

14:25:22 <Honesty[MR]> Fuck you

14:25:23 <+Ladyfighter> could be a great role playing story

14:25:29 <Honesty[MR]> Yes, yes

14:25:47 <Honesty[MR]> Ladyfighter I'm sure 1930s mafioso would accept a trans man in their organization

14:25:49 <Honesty[MR]> Great RP

14:26:03 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> lol

14:26:25 <+Ladyfighter> the top of the mafia was bored a lot, so why not be entertained by a trans man?

14:26:31 <Honesty[MR]> I'm a pussy, but you're a cunt

14:26:50 <Honesty[MR]> So now I'm entertainment for people?

14:26:59 <Honesty[MR]> My sexuality is not entertainment!!!!

14:27:04 * Honesty[MR] flips a table

14:27:05 * YourCandidateSpikeS[MR] puts up a pole for Honesty[MR]

14:27:08 <YourCandidateSpikeS[MR]> entertain us

14:27:39 <Honesty[MR]> Before I was a man, I could take that pole

14:27:48 <Honesty[MR]> Wait

14:27:49 <Honesty[MR]> Woman?

14:27:54 <Honesty[MR]> I don't fucking know anymore what I am

14:28:17 <+Ladyfighter> spike can tell you

14:28:48 * Tony_Alacchi[MR] renames Honesty[MR] to Honesty[Unsure]

14:29:19 <Skwisgaar_Skwigelf[MR]> Honesty[NotWillingToAnswer]

14:30:16 <+JesusTheGangster> How dare you

14:30:41 <Honesty[MR]> Gtfo, you turkey. How about you gobble gobble these fake nuts that were surgically implanted to shut your mouth

14:31:13 <+JesusTheGangster> Impossible they'd just fall off with my vicious bite

14:31:24 <Honesty[MR]> "Vicious"

14:31:35 <Honesty[MR]> The most vicious you can be is give people diarrhea after a meal

14:31:58 <Honesty[MR]> I wish someone would crush my balls

14:32:03 <Honesty[MR]> I've been missing that feeling

14:32:09 <Honesty[MR]> Turn my nuts into trail mix, JTG

11:12:46 <&MRBot> OBIT: Phonex (Gangster) - None [The Loop, Chicago]

11:16:23 <Gunther[MR]> I think they mispelled Phoenix

11:17:03 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> or he forgot the I in front of his name

11:22:38 <Honesty[MR]> Lmfao

11:22:49 <Honesty[MR]> Iphone that broke up with them

11:34:13 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> I was thinking more of like the iPhone X but sure

11:34:26 <Honesty[MR]> Yes, but it says ex

11:34:43 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> yea... phone ends in e

11:34:55 <Gunther[MR]> I disagree, and revert to my original opinion

11:35:07 <Honesty[MR]> I think you're fucking wrong, Gunther[MR]

11:35:09 <Honesty[MR]> Or should I say

11:35:13 <Honesty[MR]> Cunther

11:35:32 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> I mean if Honesty[MR] is saying it she must be honest

11:35:42 <Honesty[MR]> Uh

11:35:48 <Honesty[MR]> Didn't I go through a sex change?

11:35:51 <Whirl[MR]> yeah honesty is 100% female

11:35:57 <Honesty[MR]> Maybe

11:36:07 <Honesty[MR]> My skin says female, my armpits say male

11:36:18 <Honesty[MR]> My crotch says male, my face says female

11:36:11 <Gunther[MR]> No Honesty[MR] is 100% a bitch

11:36:40 <Honesty[MR]> Well, Gunther, you always liked doggy-style, so you'll have no problem fucking a bitch

11:37:26 <Gunther[MR]> Honesty[MR] your crotch says objects may appear larger than they are

11:37:53 <Honesty[MR]> Gunther, your brain permanently says it's gone on vacation

11:37:55 <Honesty[MR]> It's like my dad

11:38:01 <Honesty[MR]> It left you since your childhood

11:38:03 <Gunther[MR]> Fucking your mom?

11:38:05 <Gunther[MR]> Oh..

11:38:23 <@Syn> This conversation seems like the ones MRBot has when no one is around.

11:39:37 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> Whats the difference between Honesty[MR] dad and a park bench?

11:39:44 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> The park bench can support a family

11:39:51 <Honesty[MR]> My mom sat on a park bench, but not on my dad?

11:39:54 <Honesty[MR]> Ah

11:40:05 <Honesty[MR]> That was actually a good one

11:40:26 <Gunther[MR]> both have terrible genes

11:40:46 <Honesty[MR]> That makes no sense, Gunther[MR]

11:40:52 <Gunther[MR]> I still said it

11:41:11 <Honesty[MR]> You're still retarded

11:41:02 <&MRBot> ROGUE: Will be unproed in 57 seconds. Please do not share this off of IRC.

11:41:09 <Gunther[MR]> race you

11:41:59 <&MRBot> ROGUE: Rogue's pitiful attempt has been thwarted. The shooter beat 22 to the hit. 1014 shots were fired.

11:42:04 <Honesty[MR]> 99. Success! Dat bum's swimmin with da fishes. (Time: 41:57.691)

11:42:07 <Honesty[MR]> Fuck you, Gunhter

11:42:32 <Gunther[MR]> I don't know who you're talking to

11:42:44 <Gunther[MR]> but nonetheless fuck you Honesty[MR]

11:42:57 <Honesty[MR]> You wish you could

11:43:09 <Gunther[MR]> I drop a penny in the well every day

11:43:44 <Karmen[MR]> That's where my pennies keep disappearing to.

11:44:02 <Gunther[MR]> You want to fuck him too?

11:44:11 <Karmen[MR]> No. You keep taking my pennies.

11:44:51 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> Honesty[MR] would fuck anyone and anything

11:44:58 <Honesty[MR]> Not Cunther

11:45:19 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> mehh maybe a few drinks in but you still would... you is a sluttttttt :P

11:44:53 * Gunther[MR] starts to sing "It's not gay if it's in a threeway!"

11:45:29 * Honesty[MR] starts to sing: "Gunther in a box"

11:45:31 <Honesty[MR]> Get it?

11:45:35 <Honesty[MR]> Cause you're a dickl

11:45:50 <Karmen[MR]> Box is a good thing though if you mean it sexually.

11:46:05 <Honesty[MR]> Box as in Chris Brown vs. Rihanna?

11:46:11 <Honesty[MR]> Cause

11:46:14 <Honesty[MR]> I'd argue differently

11:46:25 <Karmen[MR]> Well that was abuse. Not sex

11:46:33 <Karmen[MR]> I mean I'm sure they HAD sex but still.

11:46:35 <Honesty[MR]> But it's still boxing

11:46:42 <Karmen[MR]> Box as in vagina

11:46:45 <Karmen[MR]> Jee

11:46:56 <Honesty[MR]> See, I never got that slang term

11:47:04 <Honesty[MR]> How does a vagina resemble a box?

11:47:13 <Mishka[MR]> You can keep stuff in there

11:47:20 <Mishka[MR]> mainly dicks

11:47:21 <Honesty[MR]> Storage space

11:47:35 <Gunther[MR]> Karmen[MR] Are you inviting me into your box?

11:48:39 <Karmen[MR]> Definitely not an invite

11:48:52 <Gunther[MR]> Fuck your box

11:48:57 <Karmen[MR]> No thanks

11:49:02 <Gunther[MR]> Was worth a shot

11:49:05 <Karmen[MR]> Lol

11:49:11 <Honesty[MR]> A shot at her box?

11:49:15 <Honesty[MR]> So this IS Chris Brown?

11:49:49 <Honesty[MR]> Instead of a box I prefer UFC

11:49:55 <Honesty[MR]> Better to ground and pound that vagina

14:47:20 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> Omg, my daughter talks SO FAST... xD

14:47:24 <Honesty[MR]> Slap her

14:47:30 <Honesty[MR]> It'll make her shut up

14:47:40 * Misty_Wyn[MR] slaps Honesty

14:47:44 <Honesty[MR]> Oh

14:47:51 <Honesty[MR]> So you want it rough. :3

14:48:15 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> 😂

14:48:36 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> i Just figured if you think it’d work on her, that you’d enjoy it

14:49:32 <Honesty[MR]> Hey, hey, hey. Don't get my "love" for children mixed with my love for sexy time

14:49:48 <Honesty[MR]> I like Bubba, but I ain't trying to see him again

14:50:06 <Hugh[MR]> Honesty is Jared Fogle confirmed.

14:50:16 <Honesty[MR]> Except I don't have a 12 inch

14:50:26 <Honesty[MR]> And it costs more than 5$

14:50:25 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> Oh, so you come to me for the rough stuff

14:51:45 <Honesty[MR]> I mean, why else would I be friends with you?

14:51:53 <Honesty[MR]> :P

14:52:38 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> Lol, here I thought it was the witty banter

14:53:36 <Honesty[MR]> Can it not be verbally rough too?

14:53:43 <Honesty[MR]> I like to be spit on and insulted

14:53:49 <Honesty[MR]> Make me feel like a bitch

14:53:55 <Honesty[MR]> MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN

14:54:06 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> I don’t spit.. but I can take your syrup away....

14:54:14 <Honesty[MR]> Fuck you

14:54:16 <Honesty[MR]> That's too far

14:54:17 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> lol

14:54:21 <Honesty[MR]> That's out of bounds

14:54:24 <Honesty[MR]> No need to get personal

14:54:43 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> ”fuck you” isn’t the safe word

14:56:29 <Honesty[MR]> Safe words are for wussies.

14:56:36 <Honesty[MR]> Maple syrup is off the table

14:56:42 <Honesty[MR]> The rest is a free for all

21:51:52 <@Toby-[MR]> I also log in to gamble sometimes

21:58:55 <Gunther[MR]> It's true I've seen it

21:59:01 <Gunther[MR]> The Toby swaps

21:59:09 <Gunther[MR]> I just never have the 50 credits to try XD

21:59:35 <Honesty[MR]> Gunther[MR] that's because you have nothing of value in your life to gamble

21:59:39 * Honesty[MR] drops mic

21:59:57 <Gunther[MR]> Cut me deep man..

21:59:59 <Gunther[MR]> ...real deep

22:00:27 <Honesty[MR]> Deeper than a high-school emo's wrists?

22:00:31 <Honesty[MR]> Was that too far?

22:00:37 <Honesty[MR]> I saw the opportunity for a joke

22:00:59 <Honesty[MR]> I mean, I liked it

22:26:13 <+Duke> 8:59:35 PM <Honesty[MR]> Gunther[MR] that's because you have nothing of value in your life to gamble— now that’s a good bot insult

22:26:30 <Honesty[MR]> Thanks.

22:26:36 <Gunther[MR]> Don't feed the troll

22:26:48 <Honesty[MR]> Is that why you're anorexic?

22:27:25 <Gunther[MR]> No that stems from my early childhood of being beaten by my mother if my size increased for evening "tape in"

22:27:31 <Gunther[MR]> but thanks for asking

22:27:48 <+Duke> Wow that went dark quick

22:27:57 <Depression[MR]> That was a joke right ^

22:28:22 <Honesty[MR]> Depression[MR], yes it's a joke

22:28:24 <+Duke> 1pt to griffindore or we

22:28:48 <Honesty[MR]> Gunther[MR] never got beat by his mother

22:29:29 <Honesty[MR]> Did you like that burn, Gunther[MR]?

22:30:51 <+Duke> Lol on a roll @Honesty[MR] cracking me up

22:31:03 <Honesty[MR]> How many points for Griffindor on that one Duke?

22:31:32 <+Duke> I’m too low on food chain to give out more than 1pt at a time

22:31:38 <Honesty[MR]> Useless

10:18:02 <BerZerk[MR]> IT IS TIME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkMkVFwAoo

10:26:01 <BerZerk[MR]> Mariah Carey is like herpes, it always comes back

10:33:55 <Honesty[MR]> Fuck that song

10:34:01 <Honesty[MR]> Fuck all Christmas songs

10:34:56 <Borat[MR]> That's my favourite Christmas song

10:35:30 <Honesty[MR]> Do you also kill people, chop them up and put them in garbage bags?

10:35:37 <Honesty[MR]> Because only serial killers like that song

10:36:34 <Miss_Niki[MR]> LOL

10:36:47 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> the only good christmas songs are basically anything pre 1960 LOL

10:37:41 <Tony_Alacchi[MR]> and are only ok to listen for 3-4 days around the 24-25th THATS IT

10:40:27 <Honesty[MR]> Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, Tony_Alacchi[MR]?

10:40:42 <Honesty[MR]> Cause all I heard was shit coming out if it after saying there are good Christmas songs

21:37:06 * Misty_Wyn[MR] puts a gummy ring on honesty's finger

21:37:57 * Honesty[MR] sucks on it

21:41:09 * JoeyJoJo[MR] pokes everyone

21:41:41 <Honesty[MR]> This ain't Facebook

21:41:50 * Misty_Wyn[MR] puts a gummy ring on JoeyJoJo as well

21:42:06 * Honesty[MR] sucks on his finger as well

21:42:29 * Misty_Wyn[MR] considers where else she can put gummy rings

21:42:37 * JoeyJoJo[MR] licks the ring

21:44:34 * Misty_Wyn[MR] gets a pudding gun out

21:47:17 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> theres a gummy ring on the end of it...

21:47:24 <Honesty[MR]> Oh

21:47:29 * Honesty[MR] sucks on the gun

21:47:37 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> lol

21:48:33 * Misty_Wyn[MR] shoots vanilla pudding at Honesty

21:49:04 * Honesty[MR] finally understands how pornstars feel

21:55:04 <Granite[MR]> aaaaHHAA. Excellent!

21:55:30 <Granite[MR]> Although I'm given to understand that they used Banana cream back in the day, not vanilla

21:56:00 <Misty_Wyn[MR]> The Bananas were sold out...

21:56:35 <Honesty[MR]> The bananas are used for something else in that industry...

23:05:16 <SpikeS[MR]> Honesty[MR] is a beautiful boy who will put a smile on your face and pancakes on your nipples, with syrup.

21:05:37 <SpikeS[MR]> What kind of penis should I have NathanExplosion[MR]?

21:10:14 <Honesty[MR]> Microscopic, SpikeS[MR]

21:10:51 <Clutter[MR]> I like your honesty :P

21:11:03 <Honesty[MR]> Thanks. I like my Honesty[MR] too

21:11:16 <Honesty[MR]> I turn myself on when I look in a mirror

21:12:56 <Clutter[MR]> wow that's a hella good reflection :0

21:18:16 <Honesty[MR]> My reflection has a very good stroke game too

21:18:33 <Honesty[MR]> Now matter how slow or fast I go, he always manages to copy my speed and my movements

21:18:37 <Honesty[MR]> Truly a worthy opponent

21:18:48 <Honesty[MR]> One day, I'll beat my opponent

21:19:04 <Honesty[MR]> But I'll have to train like Rocky Balboa

21:20:53 <Clutter[MR]> I believe in you, you've got this my dude

21:21:19 <Honesty[MR]> Thank you

21:21:25 * Honesty[MR] plays Eye of the Tiger

21:21:34 * Honesty[MR] strokes to the beat

21:22:41 <Clutter[MR]> Lmaaoooo is that your stroking song or do you have a whole playlist?

21:23:42 <Honesty[MR]> Songs to stroke to?

21:23:56 <Honesty[MR]> Depends what kind of stroke we're talking about

12:37:33 * Chong[MR] huggles Honesty[MR]

12:37:39 * Honesty[MR] huggles back

12:37:57 <Drunky[MR]> wtf is a huggle

12:38:07 <Drunky[MR]> sounds like my kids teddy bear.

12:38:27 <Honesty[MR]> A mixture of a hug and a snuggle

12:38:23 <+Jennie> Its a friendly rapist

12:38:32 <Honesty[MR]> Can a rapist be friendly?

12:38:41 <+Jennie> if they have the right candy in that van, yah

12:39:01 <Honesty[MR]> Today, it would be the right type of internet speed in the van

12:39:15 <+Jennie> Honey Im fat as fuck, it is always gonna be candy

12:39:21 <JeanRalphio[MR]> are you speaking from experience, Honesty[MR]?

12:39:37 <Honesty[MR]> I'm the guy who sets up the internet in the vans :P

12:39:47 <+Jennie> Honesty[MR] flips it on the Rapists like "YEAH BUDDY, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK, OK DO MINE DO MINE!" and then they throw him out the van weirded out

12:39:52 <JeanRalphio[MR]> you're not making this much better

21:51:07 <Honesty[MR]> Welp. Time to go eat some PB toast

21:51:11 <Honesty[MR]> Night

21:51:14 * Honesty[MR] waves

21:51:19 <Kousei[MR]> Bye honesty

21:51:19 <&IzzyCreamcheese> cya

21:51:23 <Honesty[MR]> Oooooo might dip them in maple syrup

21:51:29 <Frances[MR]> fucking savage

21:51:32 <Kousei[MR]> Honey is better

21:51:33 <Honesty[MR]> Fuck you

21:51:37 <Frances[MR]> nah im good thanks boo

21:51:39 <Frances[MR]> you can do better

21:51:51 <Honesty[MR]> Don't worry, I'm married to my right hand

21:51:59 <Honesty[MR]> My left one is my mistress

21:52:04 <Honesty[MR]> Don't tell my right one though

21:52:05 <Frances[MR]> Look at this cool kid who wanks

21:52:08 <Frances[MR]> Look at him

21:52:11 <Frances[MR]> hes so unique

21:52:12 <Honesty[MR]> Please do

21:52:15 <Honesty[MR]> It's a massive turnon

21:52:18 <Frances[MR]> loool

21:52:20 <Frances[MR]> well played

21:52:24 <Frances[MR]> WELL PLAYED

21:52:26 <Frances[MR]> you win this round

21:52:31 <Honesty[MR]> It's interesting Frances[MR] kink is making people watch a kid wank

21:52:55 <Frances[MR]> Yeah well usually they cry

21:52:58 <Frances[MR]> you're just a fucking weirdo

21:53:02 <Honesty[MR]> LMFAO

 If you're easily offended about dark humour, please skip this post. You have been warned. 

Also, there are not enough colours for everybody. I'm sad now. :(

10:12:19 <JackMezzo[MR]> That's a horrible sentence.

10:12:53 <Wip[MR]> Don Mezzo what sentence?

10:13:05 <JackMezzo[MR]> The first black women to give birth to an albino mustve been so confused

10:13:28 <Wip[MR]> Oh yeah. I don’t think it’s too appropriate.

10:13:57 <Wip[MR]> Especially when I think of how albino people have been treated through the ages.

10:13:47 <Gunther[MR]> Let's have a BLM riot over it in the streets!

10:14:04 <JackMezzo[MR]> It's offensive to multiple different people, including anyone that speaks English

10:15:25 <Wip[MR]> Gunther[MR] not sure if you’re trying to be funny or low key disrespectful

10:16:12 <Gunther[MR]> Allow me to clarify, as to not trigger you, funny.

10:19:17 <Wip[MR]> Got it Gunther[MR] appreciate the clarification ass

10:19:41 <Gunther[MR]> Whoa.. no need for name calling Wip[MR].

10:20:39 <Wip[MR]> No need for your statements much either.

10:22:02 <Gunther[MR]> Wip[MR] are you upset?

10:23:15 <Wip[MR]> Nah. It’s whatever dude. Your whole BLM statement and saying something is going to “trigger” me shows me the type of dude you are. And why would I get upset over someone like that?

10:24:22 <Gunther[MR]> I'm not sure why either, especially after I clarify that it's a joke. However, you calling me an ass after the fact leads me to believe that your feelings may be impaired.

10:26:11 <Wip[MR]> I thanked you for the clarification of your stupid joke. and then called ya what I’m seeing. An ass.

10:26:55 <Gunther[MR]> Well, that's awfully disrespectful of you.

10:27:19 <EvilClown[MR]> seems like a normal day in #main . Carry on

10:28:54 <Wip[MR]> Oh man shut up. You seem like your feelings are impaired. You’re talking in here about respect, but that goes two ways.

10:29:26 <Gunther[MR]> I'm not the one calling you names, Wip[MR]

10:29:43 <Gunther[MR]> Also, at no point am I attempting to demand things of you

10:29:50 <Gunther[MR]> such as you telling me to shut up

10:29:55 <Gunther[MR]> and calling me an ass

10:30:09 <Gunther[MR]> I feel as though you should apologize

10:30:14 <Wip[MR]> Are you saying you aren’t an ass?

10:30:23 <Wip[MR]> Is that what you’re saying?

10:31:50 <Gunther[MR]> Take your time.

10:33:13 <Wip[MR]> And I’m not apologizing for shit . You want to be disrespectful but you can’t receive it back. Your thin wall of masculinity and confidence is showing.

10:36:09 <Gunther[MR]> In what way did I ever disrespect you Wip[MR]?

10:37:41 <@Toby-[MR]> 🍿

10:38:18 <Wip[MR]> I didn’t appreciate your BLM comments and you saying something was going to “Trigger” me. Godfather or not, you’re being a racist dick here in main so I’m going to say something.

10:38:43 <Gunther[MR]> Now that is a very serious accusation

10:38:48 <Gunther[MR]> which I do not take lightly

10:38:58 <Gunther[MR]> in what way were any of my actions racists?

10:39:23 <Wip[MR]> Man, why are you typing like you’re so holier than thou?

10:40:21 <Gunther[MR]> I'm simply speaking English Wip[MR]

10:42:34 <Wip[MR]> Gunther[MR] it’s whatever dude. You’re obviously taking BLM lightly and saying I’m going to be triggered by this dumb shit you’re saying. If you’re not seeing anything wrong with what you said, it’s whatever to me.

10:43:33 <Gunther[MR]> Wip[MR] I clarified it was in jest, you came after me personally calling me an ass, then going as far to call me a racist.

10:43:56 <Wip[MR]> It’s not even something that should be joked about.

10:44:43 <Gunther[MR]> That's your opinion that it can't be joked about, it doesn't mean I'm a racist.

10:50:18 <Wip[MR]> It’s whatever to me. Gunther[MR] I got a good feeling I know the type of guy you are though. You’re joking about serious topics and take the lives of black people lightly. I’m done talking about it go take your smoke break ya proud boy.

10:51:05 <Gunther[MR]> I guess Wip[MR] doesn't get it.

10:52:09 <Wip[MR]> Just what am I not getting Gunther[MR]?

10:54:30 <Wip[MR]> That you’re some king of an ant hill, so you can talk and joke about whatever you want? Is that it?

10:56:45 <Gunther[MR]> I can hear him reaching for his stapler..

10:58:38 <Wip[MR]> If his small delicate ego is damaged by being called an ass, then he can’t have a civil debate.

10:59:18 <Gunther[MR]> My JOKE was not about the idea that Black Lives Matter. It was clearly a joke about BLM the organization rioting over the statement MRBot made, not me.

11:01:50 <Wip[MR]> Got it Gunther[MR]. I see what you’re willing to joke about, I hope your ego will survive this horrible ordeal that I guess I’ve been putting you through.

Later

11:57:42 <Gunther[MR] Honesty[MR] will you dance with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc

11:58:12 <Honesty[MR]> Nah

11:58:16 <Honesty[MR]> Wip[MR] will dance with me

11:58:28 <Honesty[MR]> He will watch me Wip[MR]

11:58:46 <+jasper> and do the nay-nay?

11:58:57 <Honesty[MR]> Wip[MR] can't say nay to me

11:59:01 <Honesty[MR]> I'll force him

11:59:02 <Gunther[MR]> LOL

11:59:14 <Honesty[MR]> Maybe later

11:59:16 <Honesty[MR]> After the song

11:59:19 <Honesty[MR]> He can Wip[MR] my ass

11:59:29 <Honesty[MR]> Always needed a daddy

11:59:33 <_Issei_[MR]> woah woah

11:59:35 <_Issei_[MR]> woah...

11:59:36 <_Issei_[MR]> woah

11:59:37 <Honesty[MR]> WOAH

11:59:41 <_Issei_[MR]> WOOOOOOOOAH!

12:00:16 <Honesty[MR]> Only if Wip wants to, wouldn't want him to get triggered

12:01:16 <Honesty[MR]> I only want him to get triggered if it means he'll shoot his shot on me

12:01:18 <Honesty[MR]> ;)

12:04:05 <Gunther[MR]> Honesty[MR] wants to Wip[MR] and nae nae

12:06:08 <Honesty[MR]> Too bad Wip[MR] isn't saying anything else. Should've been named Zip instead. :(

12:06:11 <Honesty[MR]> I wanted a new friend

12:06:19 <Gunther[MR]> LOL

12:06:20 <Honesty[MR]> My other friends got consumed by my maple syrup

12:06:21 <_Issei_[MR]> What am I honesty?

12:06:28 <Honesty[MR]> A whore

12:06:32 <Honesty[MR]> Wait

12:06:36 <_Issei_[MR]> Honesty wait...

12:06:39 <_Issei_[MR]> you know!?

12:06:42 <Honesty[MR]> Yes

12:06:46 <_Issei_[MR]> Sheeit....

12:06:47 <Honesty[MR]> I've seen your pictures

12:06:55 <Honesty[MR]> Can't mistake anyone else's Dorito covered feet

12:07:06 <_Issei_[MR]> Wait a minute...

12:07:10 * Honesty[MR] waits

12:07:16 <_Issei_[MR]> dorito covered feet?

12:07:24 <_Issei_[MR]> Nah that ain't me still lmao

12:07:45 <Honesty[MR]> It's okay. You don't need to hide your kink anymore

12:08:04 <_Issei_[MR]> Trust me, I'm not lmao

12:08:06 <Gunther[MR]> "I like feet, I do not know why"

12:08:57 <Honesty[MR]> That's _Issei_[MR]'s motto

12:09:04 <Honesty[MR]> The feet gobbler

12:09:51 <Gunther[MR]> https://youtu.be/ZKIiHz62TR0?t=83

12:10:18 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> i jusst had that part from MR Deeds where the butler stabs him in the foot with the fire place poker

12:10:27 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> come into my head

12:10:44 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> omfg Gunther[MR]

12:10:48 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> get out of my head

12:10:59 <Gunther[MR]> LOL

12:11:15 <Honesty[MR]> Get out of his head and into his bed

12:11:18 <Honesty[MR]> We've got a movie to shoot

12:11:31 <Honesty[MR]> Gunther[MR] and JoeyJoJo[MR] sitting in a tree

12:11:39 <Honesty[MR]> K-I-S-S-I-N-G

12:11:42 <Honesty[MR]> First comes love

12:11:45 <Honesty[MR]> Then comes marriage

12:11:52 <Honesty[MR]> Then comes an abrupt miscarriage

12:11:55 <Honesty[MR]> Then comes pain

12:11:59 <Honesty[MR]> Years of rain

12:12:07 <Gunther[MR]> Oh God that took a hard left

12:12:13 <Honesty[MR]> Divorce and fighting, years in vain

12:12:30 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> what Gunther said

12:12:34 <Ravina[MR]> Well then

12:12:41 <Honesty[MR]> Shit

12:12:44 * Honesty[MR] wakes up

12:12:49 <Honesty[MR]> Blacked out there for a second

12:12:55 <Honesty[MR]> Shit, shouldn't have said blacked out

12:12:59 <Honesty[MR]> Wip[MR] would've got triggered

12:13:07 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> rotfl

12:13:08 <Ravina[MR]> lmao

12:13:12 <Honesty[MR]> SEE HOW EVERYTHING COMES FULL CIRCLE

12:16:54 <Honesty[MR]> Bubba loves kicking me

12:17:01 <Honesty[MR]> It's his kink

12:17:07 * JoeyJoJo[MR] behaves

12:17:19 <Honesty[MR]> That's a first

12:18:07 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> well that comment would have been a double edged sword

12:18:14 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> so no ammo for maple man today

12:18:33 <Honesty[MR]> As long as I have my syrup

12:18:35 <Honesty[MR]> I'm fine

12:18:48 * JoeyJoJo[MR] holds the syrup hostage

12:19:02 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> or maybe i should hold the tree hostage?

12:19:27 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> cant have your syrup if the maple trees mysteriously catch fire

12:19:39 <Honesty[MR]> Bitch, I'm made of syrup

12:19:44 <Honesty[MR]> All I have to do is drink my piss

12:19:55 <Honesty[MR]> Never ending supply of syrup

12:19:56 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> lmfao

12:19:58 <Honesty[MR]> I sweat sticky

12:21:05 <Honesty[MR]> And I *stick* to my words

12:21:06 <Ravina[MR]> Lol you two are amazing

12:21:10 <Honesty[MR]> I really am

12:21:16 <Honesty[MR]> It's why I have sex with a mirror

12:21:22 <Honesty[MR]> Cause I love myself too much

12:21:19 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> that's why we make such a great team

12:21:32 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> some would say to a fault

12:21:32 <Ravina[MR]> I support whatever gets you off

12:21:41 <Ravina[MR]> I think it's great Joey

12:21:43 <Honesty[MR]> Usually it's my right hand that gets me off

12:21:47 <Honesty[MR]> And when I feel a bit naughty

12:21:51 <Honesty[MR]> I use my left hand

12:21:59 <Honesty[MR]> Sometimes I sit on my hands to make them fall asleep

12:22:06 <Honesty[MR]> Then it feels like a colony of ants jerking me

12:22:08 <Ravina[MR]> lmao I can't

12:22:20 <Ravina[MR]> Oh my god

12:22:29 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> Ravina my RH is gonna give me a heart attack

12:22:56 <Ravina[MR]> It's totally worth it though!

12:23:04 <Ravina[MR]> You guys are the greatest hahahahaha

12:23:20 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> you should see us when MidPoinT is here

12:23:29 <Honesty[MR]> I really am great

12:23:32 <Honesty[MR]> Gonna make a statue of me

12:23:37 <Ravina[MR]> I would love to see it

12:23:39 <Ravina[MR]> hahaha

12:23:44 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> there is one in front of the HQ

12:23:47 <Gunther[MR]> I get off with my Right Hand too Honesty[MR]

12:23:49 <Honesty[MR]> Midpoint and I are a great duo

12:23:57 <Honesty[MR]> Wanna switch hands, Gunther[MR]

12:24:08 <Honesty[MR]> If I become your hand, I could say I jerked off God and a father

12:24:16 <Gunther[MR]> O.O

12:24:24 <Honesty[MR]> When I jerk myself off, I could only say I jerk off Jesus and a daddy

12:24:27 <RedDevilz[MR]> LMFAO

12:24:34 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> ROTLMFAO

12:24:44 <Honesty[MR]> Ah, shit

12:24:53 <Honesty[MR]> Last time I joked about religion, I had my own Wip[MR]

12:24:56 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> this is the part where he gets going and i just sit back and laugh

12:25:05 <Honesty[MR]> Did I put that in my funny comments? (I didn't put it in. :( Would've made a great addition too.)

12:25:06 <Ravina[MR]> You are so lucky Joey

12:25:21 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> i really am Ravina

12:26:23 <Ravina[MR]> You guys have made my day lol

12:26:35 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> i try :D

12:26:55 <Honesty[MR]> I mean...

12:26:58 <Honesty[MR]> I said I am Jesus

12:27:03 <Honesty[MR]> My father made the day

12:27:04 <Honesty[MR]> Literally

12:27:21 <Honesty[MR]> We were all fucking blind till this dumb fuck created the sun

12:27:23 <Ravina[MR]> Oh goodness Honesty lol

12:27:37 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> forgive me father for i have sinned

12:27:48 <Ravina[MR]> I'm waiting for the religious folk to jump in

12:27:59 <Honesty[MR]> They're on crusades, Ravina[MR]

12:28:04 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> ^

12:28:05 <Ravina[MR]> Makes sense

12:28:22 <Honesty[MR]> Religion is the one thing that doesn't ask for consent

12:28:33 <Ravina[MR]> lol true

12:28:48 <Honesty[MR]> I mean, hey, it ain't all bad

12:28:55 <Honesty[MR]> You can shove babies in water

12:29:02 <Ravina[MR]> Oh no lol

12:29:07 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> or suction cup them to a window

12:29:03 <Honesty[MR]> That was a joke

12:29:08 <Honesty[MR]> NO ONE GET OFFENDED

12:29:12 <Honesty[MR]> DON'T WRITE A BLOG

12:29:37 <Ravina[MR]> It's funnier when they do

12:30:06 * JoeyJoJo[MR] looks for Wip[MR]

12:30:38 <Honesty[MR]> At least you can have a rebuttal if they do blog

12:30:41 <Honesty[MR]> But even that offends them

12:30:48 <Honesty[MR]> Cause the word "butt" is in rebuttal

12:30:57 <Honesty[MR]> AND LORD KNOWS BLOGGERS GET NO BUTT

12:31:06 <Honesty[MR]> Or, uhhhh, Gunther[MR] knows

12:32:05 <Gunther[MR]> I've had my share of main moments...

12:32:27 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> 'you can never have too much!

12:32:59 <Ravina[MR]> ^ agreed

12:33:56 * JoeyJoJo[MR] kicks Honesty for being lazy

12:34:05 <Honesty[MR]> Keep kicking me

12:34:07 * Honesty[MR] bends over

12:34:09 <Honesty[MR]> Come on

12:34:13 <Honesty[MR]> Bring it

12:34:18 <Honesty[MR]> FUCKING BRING IT

12:34:13 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> you enjoy it too much

12:34:20 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> no longer a good punishment

12:34:30 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> ok fine

12:34:42 <Honesty[MR]> Kinda sucks though that I can't say "oh God" bed anymore

12:34:44 * JoeyJoJo[MR] smacks honesty in the ass with a ping pong shovel

12:34:45 <Honesty[MR]> Cause I only think of Gunther[MR]

12:35:05 <Honesty[MR]> Do you think when God shagged Mary that he said "oh me"?

12:35:15 <Honesty[MR]> Or do you think he said God?

12:35:26 <Honesty[MR]> Do you think he talks about himself in third person?

12:35:42 <Honesty[MR]> I've tried speaking in third person for an entire character and that shit was so hard

12:35:34 <Gunther[MR]> I think he said "Yeahhhhh take it you dirty little fuck toy"

12:35:38 <Gunther[MR]> or something

12:35:51 <Honesty[MR]> Oh

12:35:57 <+jasper> so Gods a pedo?

12:36:01 <Honesty[MR]> What

12:36:04 <Honesty[MR]> Why would he be a pedo

12:36:05 <Honesty[MR]> Wait

12:36:08 <Honesty[MR]> How old was Mary?

12:36:16 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> ROTFL

12:36:26 <Gunther[MR]> Oh wow maybe he was

12:36:34 <Honesty[MR]> You know, I have no idea how old Mary was

12:36:35 <Honesty[MR]> Wait

12:36:38 <Honesty[MR]> I'mma check it out

12:36:42 <Gunther[MR]> how old was she?

12:36:45 <Gunther[MR]> we need to know now

12:37:00 <Honesty[MR]> While unproven, some apocryphal accounts state that at the time of her betrothal to Joseph, Mary was 12–14 years old. According to ancient Jewish custom, Mary could have been betrothed at about 12. Hyppolitus of Thebes says that Mary lived for 11 years after the death of her son Jesus, dying in 41 AD

12:37:04 <Honesty[MR]> OH NO

12:37:22 <Gunther[MR]> Oh... Oh no indeed..

12:37:28 <Ravina[MR]> That's disgusting

12:37:31 <Honesty[MR]> Is that why priests get away with it?

12:37:38 <Honesty[MR]> Cause they can say God did it first?

12:37:43 <Honesty[MR]> Ah, shit.

12:37:47 <Honesty[MR]> I think we're on to something

12:38:11 <+jasper> 9:28:22 AM <Honesty[MR]> Religion is the one thing that doesn't ask for consent

12:38:18 <Honesty[MR]> LMAO

12:38:27 <Honesty[MR]> I completely forgot I said that

12:38:41 <Gunther[MR]> Mary was 12-14 years old <- trying to make it sound better than "She was 12."

12:38:43 <Gunther[MR]> XD

12:38:53 <Honesty[MR]> So, I'm reading more on the subject

12:39:03 <Honesty[MR]> I saw 12-16 years old when she gave birth to Jesus

12:39:04 <Honesty[MR]> Either way

12:39:09 <Honesty[MR]> That's fucked up

12:39:14 <Honesty[MR]> The situation, not Mary

12:40:13 <Honesty[MR]> Hmmm, so there is no explicit age written, but many people agree on that interval of age

12:40:15 <Honesty[MR]> 12-16

12:40:25 <+jasper> seems sketch

12:40:29 <Honesty[MR]> I mean

12:40:35 <Honesty[MR]> I think it was common back then tbh

12:40:52 <Honesty[MR]> Girls marrying at that young of an age was very common

12:40:57 <Honesty[MR]> Wait, now I'm wondering something

12:41:04 <Gunther[MR]> oh god

12:41:06 <Gunther[MR]> here we go

12:41:11 <Honesty[MR]> So while Mary was probably 13–14 or so, Joseph was likely right around 28–34 or so. Some apocryphal accounts state that at the time of her betrothal to Joseph, Mary was 12–14 years old, and he was ninety years old.

12:41:13 <Honesty[MR]> AH FUCK

12:41:15 <Honesty[MR]> IT GETS WORSE

12:41:29 <+jasper> Maple Syrup Bible v1

12:41:30 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> oh shit...

12:41:35 <Honesty[MR]> Nah, nah, nah

12:41:40 <Honesty[MR]> There ain't no bible I'm creating

12:41:56 <Gunther[MR]> the pages would be too sticky

12:41:56 <Ravina[MR]> The bible gets more disturbing as you go on

12:42:00 <Honesty[MR]> Kinda sickening how people used to live back then

12:42:08 <Honesty[MR]> You know what the worst part is?

12:42:25 <Dino[MR]> yeah, have you been to Liverpool?

12:42:23 <Honesty[MR]> Christianity created a whole new bible because the old God was too hardcore

12:42:28 <Honesty[MR]> And they thought this was okay

12:42:37 <+jasper> ROFL

12:42:57 <Dino[MR]> also, isn't it just the best excuse ever for teenage preganancy?

12:43:16 <Dino[MR]> 'don't be mad dad, god impregnated by the holy ghost and i'm still a virgin'

12:43:23 <Dino[MR]> 'ah, well that's ok then, carry on'

12:45:28 <+jasper> honesty if god shagged Mary does that make joe a cuck?

12:45:45 <Gunther[MR]> Only if he watched.

12:45:43 <Honesty[MR]> Uhhh

12:45:46 <Honesty[MR]> Wait

12:45:52 * Honesty[MR] opens book on cuckology

12:46:06 <Honesty[MR]> Yeah, if he watched, then yes

12:46:12 <Honesty[MR]> If he was out of the house, then it's adultery

12:46:37 <Honesty[MR]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbzc8rOgMsA&ab_channel=StandUPcomedyGENIUS

12:46:44 <+jasper> so gods an adulteress?

12:47:04 <Honesty[MR]> I mean, I guess so

12:47:11 <Honesty[MR]> Doesn't beat Zeus though

12:47:16 <Honesty[MR]> ZEUS ON THE OTHER HAND

12:47:18 <Honesty[MR]> WOOOOOOO

12:47:25 <Gunther[MR]> Oh man Zeus used to sling dick

12:47:26 <Honesty[MR]> That guy was a fucking pervert

12:47:43 <Honesty[MR]> Man, he shoved his lightning rod wherever he wanted

15:23:46 <Wendigo[MR]> We're back at the Jackoff Hour

15:24:07 <Wendigo[MR]> this is Dj Eazy Dick

15:28:41 <Honesty[MR]> 14:04:59 <Wendigo[MR]> what the unholy fuck....

15:28:52 <Wendigo[MR]> Sup Sexy

15:28:53 <Honesty[MR]> I see you were pretending you were not interested

15:29:04 <Honesty[MR]> DJ Eazy Dick?

15:29:06 <Honesty[MR]> Hmmmmmmmmm

15:29:23 <Honesty[MR]> You don't have to be shy if you want to join a cock fight

15:30:19 <markopoulo-[MR]> eh, ive been in the mood to fight today

15:30:22 <markopoulo-[MR]> if you'd like to fight

15:31:10 <Honesty[MR]> Later

15:31:56 <markopoulo-[MR]> I've already destroyed you

15:31:58 <markopoulo-[MR]> shush

15:33:26 <Honesty[MR]> Destroyed me?

15:33:27 <Honesty[MR]> How?

15:33:29 <Honesty[MR]> The fuck?

15:33:33 <Honesty[MR]> Don't make me laugh

15:33:35 <Honesty[MR]> Pathetic

15:33:51 <markopoulo-[MR]> laugh

15:33:52 <markopoulo-[MR]> come on

15:33:56 <markopoulo-[MR]> I'll make you

15:33:54 <Honesty[MR]> You're a microbe next to my grandiose stature

15:34:09 <markopoulo-[MR]> arent you like 5'3?

15:34:26 <Honesty[MR]> 5'3?

15:34:33 <Honesty[MR]> I'm 5'6, thank you very much

15:34:38 <Honesty[MR]> Or 5'8?

15:34:40 <Honesty[MR]> I have no idea

15:34:44 <Honesty[MR]> One of those two

15:34:40 <markopoulo-[MR]> oh wow, so much better

15:34:41 <markopoulo-[MR]> wow

15:34:43 <markopoulo-[MR]> not even 6'

15:35:00 <Honesty[MR]> Not 6'? What are you? Someone trying to fuck me?

15:35:13 <Honesty[MR]> I have no idea how much I measure

15:35:18 <Wendigo[MR]> lmao

15:35:20 <Honesty[MR]> I need to do that sometime

15:35:21 <markopoulo-[MR]> welp, thats my queue to leave

15:35:30 <Wendigo[MR]> trying to squeeze an inch on me there chief?

15:35:53 <Honesty[MR]> "oh, you're a man and not at least 6 feet tall? Nah, fuck off midget. I ain't sleeping with you"

15:35:58 <Honesty[MR]> That's the mentality markopoulo-[MR] has

15:36:05 <Honesty[MR]> Distasteful

15:36:10 <Wendigo[MR]> rotflmao

15:36:12 <Wendigo[MR]> hey man

15:36:19 <Wendigo[MR]> markopoulo-[MR] has the right to be choosey

15:36:21 * Wendigo[MR] shrugs

15:36:34 <Honesty[MR]> The right to? Beggers can't be choosers, Wendigo[MR]

18:55:22 <Chong[MR]> whos bday is it'

18:56:41 <Honesty[MR]> BellaBrusca

18:56:54 <Honesty[MR]> Tell Bella Honesty thinks he should take a shower

18:56:57 <Honesty[MR]> It's been 5 weeks

18:57:41 <&IzzyCreamcheese> hold out

18:57:47 <&IzzyCreamcheese> at week 6 you form that protective crust

18:58:02 <Papua[MR]> gotta ripen that toe cheese!!

18:58:03 <Honesty[MR]> Problem is that the flies get trapped within that crust

18:58:15 <Honesty[MR]> You don't want that

18:58:21 <Papua[MR]> aren't they stuck anyways on the maple syrup?

18:58:54 <&IzzyCreamcheese> as a service to the community, we should just take honesty down to the local firehouse so they can hose him down

18:59:02 <Honesty[MR]> LMAO

01:05:07 <&MRBot> Cannon, Random boners are the result of unseen sexy ghosts.

01:14:18 <Cannon[MR]> No that is some good info!

01:19:01 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> cannon your seeing ghosts?

01:20:07 <Cannon[MR]> Always, I see ghosts in Honesty[MR]'s closet

01:20:26 <Honesty[MR]> Weird. I never came out the closet

01:20:44 <Honesty[MR]> So how can you see the ghosts in it if I never opened it?

01:22:07 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> You didnt hve too

01:22:09 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> he did

01:22:31 * Honesty[MR] stops vigorously masturbating

01:22:37 * Honesty[MR] stares at Cannon[MR]

01:22:44 * Honesty[MR] starts masturbating slowly

01:22:50 <Cannon[MR]> Sword fight time!

01:23:07 * Honesty[MR] Pirates of the Caribbean them song picks up

01:23:38 <Honesty[MR]> I Jack my SparRow of dicks in my closet

01:23:44 <Honesty[MR]> So I have a lot of dicks in there

01:23:59 <Honesty[MR]> WITNESS ALL MY SWORDS

01:24:04 <Honesty[MR]> CALL ME GENERAL GRIEVOUS

01:24:19 <Honesty[MR]> CAUSE YOU WILL GRIEVE FOR YOUR DICKS WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU

01:24:20 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> i have a grievous with you jacking your sparrow

01:24:34 <Cannon[MR]> I thought it was General Penis?

01:24:57 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> no thats what you i am when i put on my commander outfit with joey's mom

01:25:11 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> i bet she enjoys that shit

01:25:18 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> doesnt tak emuch to get that woman off

01:25:27 <Honesty[MR]> Yeah, I know

01:25:33 <Honesty[MR]> I usually stand by the window

01:25:35 <Cannon[MR]> me too

01:25:35 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> its like merica invading china

01:25:40 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> oh wow

01:25:47 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> that blided sided by that shit

01:25:53 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> i got***

01:25:54 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> a cumshot?

01:26:08 <JoeyJoJo[MR]> blanks dont count Mid

01:26:09 <Honesty[MR]> That would be blindeyesided

01:26:19 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> it can still blind you

01:26:25 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> here hold your eye open for me

01:26:29 <Honesty[MR]> Wanna be the test subject?

01:26:33 <Honesty[MR]> I'll glaze you like a donut

01:26:55 <Honesty[MR]> I'll make you leak more than a woman's mascara in the shower