23:04:05 <Kousei[MR]> I own a Foles Jersey

23:04:10 <Kousei[MR]> and Wentz

23:04:23 <&IzzyCreamcheese> wentz who

23:04:28 <Squarepusher[MR]> Foles who?

23:04:29 <&IzzyCreamcheese> heh

23:04:36 <&IzzyCreamcheese> this mother fucker

23:04:37 <Kousei[MR]> Foles is our superbowl MVP

23:04:53 <Squarepusher[MR]> Oh you mean the Bears backup back up :D

23:04:57 <Honesty[MR]> Honesty[MR] = Gargle machine

23:05:06 <&MRBot> ADMIN JAIL: Squarepusher <Squishy> REASON: The trials and tribulations of a shitty opinion about Foles.

21:49:43 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> Yea it's called herpes man the bumps are bigger than your oversized clit

21:51:10 <&IzzyCreamcheese> clit?

21:51:20 <&IzzyCreamcheese> it stops being a clit once it reaches a certain size

21:51:27 <&IzzyCreamcheese> its basically a micropenis

21:51:40 <&IzzyCreamcheese> when you can put a ring on it, its no longer a clit

21:52:49 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> honesty doesnt deserve to use the word penis to describe anything about him. Now you want to say what always goes into him then by all means every color shape size curved dicks you could imagine

21:53:05 <SpikeS[MR]> I think he wanted a Lego dildo

21:53:41 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> i think a lego dildo basically is saying you fuck children

12:27:30 <SeaShanty[MR]> Hello all fuckers

12:27:41 <Honesty[MR]> all fuckers?

12:27:45 <Honesty[MR]> Does that mean I fuck all?

12:27:50 <SeaShanty[MR]> Yes Honesty[MR]

12:27:52 <SeaShanty[MR]> If you so choose

12:28:00 <Honesty[MR]> I hope you find something to stuff my mouth with, Wendigo[MR]

12:28:06 <SeaShanty[MR]> Ohhhhhhkay

12:28:16 <Honesty[MR]> So, you say I fuck all

12:28:20 <Honesty[MR]> Then get surprised when I say that

12:28:22 <Honesty[MR]> Make up your mind

12:28:31 <SeaShanty[MR]> I just wasn't prepared for the veracity

12:28:31 <Wendigo[MR]> Honesty[MR] shut up

12:28:33 <Wendigo[MR]> adults are talking

12:28:36 <Honesty[MR]> Wendigo[MR] shut up

12:28:42 <SeaShanty[MR]> Both of you shut the fuck up

12:28:44 <SeaShanty[MR]> >:|

This is an old one, but I love it

<MafiaReturns> OBIT: BallerTwitting (Gangster) - None [Downtown LA, Los Angeles]

<Honesty> That kill was Baller

<Honesty> But the guy was a twit to stay in the way of a gun

<IzzyCreamcheese> nonono

<IzzyCreamcheese> no

<IzzyCreamcheese> BOOOOOOOOOOO

<IzzyCreamcheese> that one requries caps and some extra Os

During the 2x Jail XP event

MRBot is still a bitch. He doesn't get a colour

14:00:55 <Kousei[MR]> Team honesty

14:01:11 <Honesty[MR]> YEAH KOUSEI

14:01:20 <Honesty[MR]> LET'S DO THIS SHIT

14:01:27 <Kousei[MR]> LET'S DO IT

14:02:19 <Honesty[MR]> Kousei[MR]

14:02:22 <Honesty[MR]> If you beat me in this

14:02:25 <Honesty[MR]> I'll stroke you

14:02:45 <Kousei[MR]> Got to get high score now

14:03:04 <Honesty[MR]> ;)

14:07:21 <Honesty[MR]> Look at you Kousei[MR]

14:07:23 <Honesty[MR]> Trying to pass me

14:07:29 <Honesty[MR]> Cute

14:07:36 <Nuclear[MR]> He said he will

14:07:48 <Honesty[MR]> He won't

14:07:50 <Honesty[MR]> Cause he's weak

14:07:54 <Honesty[MR]> AIN'T NO SLACKERS HERE

14:08:01 * Honesty[MR] brings out the whip

14:09:56 <Kousei[MR]> Pshhhh

14:10:00 <Kousei[MR]> Ill pass you

14:10:15 <Honesty[MR]> The only thing you'll pass is out

14:10:19 * Honesty[MR] bdm tss

14:11:06 <Honesty[MR]> Yo IzzyCreamcheese. Triple my perk chance on jails

14:11:08 <Honesty[MR]> K?

14:11:09 <Honesty[MR]> Thanks

14:11:13 <Honesty[MR]> Need to beat Kousei

14:12:08 <Nuclear[MR]> He will triple your fails LOL

14:20:13 <&MRBot> ADMIN EDIT: Honesty JAIL perk set to -13%

14:20:30 <Honesty[MR]> HAHAAHHAAH

14:20:31 <Honesty[MR]> LMFAO

14:20:35 <Wendigo[MR]> >_>

14:21:00 <&IzzyCreamcheese> 13% chance the guards just moon you and tell you to fuck off :P

14:21:16 <&IzzyCreamcheese> man i wish taht was a thing

14:21:27 <Wendigo[MR]> WHY ISN'T IT?!

14:21:50 <Honesty[MR]> It should be

14:21:50 <Honesty[MR]> Like

14:21:58 <Honesty[MR]> You know how you had those spiders?

14:22:03 <Honesty[MR]> Make that, but someone mooning

14:22:06 <Honesty[MR]> 1% chance

15:33:40 <&IzzyCreamcheese> blitz blitz ballroom blitz

15:33:43 <&IzzyCreamcheese> YEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

15:34:21 <Honesty[MR]> Bubba

15:34:26 <Honesty[MR]> Kick Izzy for Caps lock

15:34:28 <Honesty[MR]> Ok?

15:34:29 <Honesty[MR]> Thnx

15:34:45 *** &IzzyCreamcheese has kicked Honesty[MR] (your face is a caps lock)

16:17:35 <&IzzyCreamcheese> imagine some stranger who had the power to do anything

16:17:40 <&IzzyCreamcheese> mosey on up in here

16:17:42 <&IzzyCreamcheese> and you are like

16:17:49 <&IzzyCreamcheese> I LICK YOU PFFTFPTFPFPTPTPF

16:17:52 <&IzzyCreamcheese> and they would be all

16:17:52 <&IzzyCreamcheese> uhhh

16:17:59 <&IzzyCreamcheese> wheres the admin wack and ban button

16:18:03 <&IzzyCreamcheese> you would last all of 3 seconds before you were like

16:18:17 <&IzzyCreamcheese> IMMA STICK MY DICK IN MAPLE SYRUP, THEN COAT IT WITH GUMMY BEARS LIKE SPRINKLES AND WAVE IT AT YOU

16:18:13 <Honesty[MR]> I would definitely be banned for life

16:18:18 <Honesty[MR]> With the shit I say?

16:18:21 <Honesty[MR]> Sheeeeeesh

16:18:20 <&IzzyCreamcheese> and yeah you would be banned

16:18:31 <Honesty[MR]> Oh

16:18:33 <Honesty[MR]> Maple dick?

16:18:35 <JohnnyLawrence[MR]> Honesty would be like imma hit up izzy

16:18:37 *Honesty[MR] gets arroused

16:18:42 <JohnnyLawrence[MR]> LMAO

16:18:53 <&IzzyCreamcheese> [16:18:16] <&IzzyCreamcheese> IMMA STICK MY DICK IN MAPLE SYRUP, THEN COAT IT WITH GUMMY BEARS LIKE SPRINKLES AND WAVE IT AT YOU <-- its almost like youve done this before, its so scarily you

16:18:59 <Honesty[MR]> I'd be like, 'yo Izzy, I got banned again'

16:19:04 <Honesty[MR]> LMAO

16:19:04 <JohnnyLawrence[MR]> Honesty really can't give his dick away

16:19:12 <JohnnyLawrence[MR]> Even when he tries to sugar coat it

16:19:23 <&IzzyCreamcheese> i never really asked

16:19:27 <&IzzyCreamcheese> but im assumine you are a dude right?

16:19:41 <&IzzyCreamcheese> i just realized i dont know what gender you are, but you sure talk about a dick a lot so i assumed you were a dude

16:20:09 <Honesty[MR]> You're assuming I'm a guy

16:20:34 <&IzzyCreamcheese> Honesty[MR] nah i just realized you talk a lot about your penis, so i assumed dude, but i never actually knew

16:20:47 <&IzzyCreamcheese> but you talk so much about it that it means it may not be your actual gender

16:20:50 <&IzzyCreamcheese> or it could be

16:20:53 <&IzzyCreamcheese> it could go either way really

16:20:56 <Honesty[MR]> Many people think I'm a woman because I talk a lot about dicks

16:20:59 <Honesty[MR]> Or think that I'm gay

16:21:09 <Honesty[MR]> I don't know what could possibly give off that impression

I fucking love you for this, Mid. I'll always ChaChaSlide on your grave.

23:38:24 <&IzzyCreamcheese> You must complete a dice tops 5 with squishy and paste the results in #main within 15 seconds after you claim this. You will die if you do not follow the directions perfectly in the time shown. https://mafiareturns.com/death.php?code=5e3b452e88ff13d007568cb9bf66c9c0&amount=5&no_timer=true You must complete a dice tops 5 with squishy and paste the results in #main within 15 seconds after you

23:38:24 <&IzzyCreamcheese> claim this. You will die if you do not follow the directions perfectly in the time shown.

23:38:39 <&MRBot> CREDITS: Congrats Don MrChaChaSlide of MrChaChaSlide's Real Smooth Inc., Paradise, Las Vegas! (Just won 5 credits / 56 Credits won on IRC this character.)

23:38:48 <KingKlit[MR]> :3

23:39:00 <KingKlit[MR]> You gonna be more autistic than this Rainman?

23:38:56 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> You accepted Squishy's Tops dice bet. Squishy rolled 475 and you rolled 854. You won 10.00 credits. You gave the dealer 1% of the profit. Click here to rebet.

23:39:03 <KingKlit[MR]> Apparently not

23:39:05 <KingKlit[MR]> Good on you

23:39:11 <KingKlit[MR]> And you're still fucking winning too

23:39:12 <KingKlit[MR]> Lmao

23:39:20 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> i thought my internet was gonna lag

23:39:21 <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> rofl

23:39:57 <&IzzyCreamcheese> [23:38:39] <&MRBot> CREDITS: Congrats Don MrChaChaSlide of MrChaChaSlide's Real Smooth Inc., Paradise, Las Vegas! (Just won 5 credits / 56 Credits won on IRC this character.)

23:39:57 <&IzzyCreamcheese> [23:38:56] <MrChaChaSlide[MR]> You accepted Squishy's Tops dice bet. Squishy rolled 475 and you rolled 854. You won 10.00 credits. You gave the dealer 1% of the profit. Click here to rebet.

23:40:44 <KingKlit[MR]> I feel like something bad is going to happen

23:40:46 <&MRBot> ADMIN WACK: MrChaChaSlide <Squishy> Failed Death Dice

23:40:50 <&IzzyCreamcheese> :(

23:40:52 <KingKlit[MR]> WOAH

23:40:58 <KingKlit[MR]> Wait what

23:41:02 <KingKlit[MR]> Didn't he do it right?

23:41:06 <&IzzyCreamcheese> not within 15 seconds

23:41:13 <KingKlit[MR]> OH SHIT

23:41:27 <KingKlit[MR]> MID

23:41:30 <KingKlit[MR]> GET IN VOICE CHAT NOW

23:41:31 <&IzzyCreamcheese> see this is why it needs to be automated, because i feel like shit now :/

23:41:31 <Shadow[MR]> You moron

23:41:32 <KingKlit[MR]> LMAOOOO

23:41:37 <Shadow[MR]> Deja vu

23:41:43 <KingKlit[MR]> MID

23:41:45 <KingKlit[MR]> VOICE CHAT

23:41:48 <KingKlit[MR]> I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU

23:41:54 <KingKlit[MR]> I'M FUCKING DYING LAUGHING

23:42:02 <RoyKhan[MR]> sorry mid im cackling like a hyena right now

23:43:11 <KingKlit[MR]> I'm fucking dying xDDDD

23:43:46 <KingKlit[MR]> hahahahahaah

23:43:53 <&IzzyCreamcheese> :*

23:43:54 <KingKlit[MR]> THIS IS LOUNGE COMMENTS WORTHY

23:43:56 <&IzzyCreamcheese> :(

23:43:59 <&IzzyCreamcheese> fuck thats a horrible typo

23:44:02 <&IzzyCreamcheese> supposed to be a frown not a kiss

23:44:06 <KingKlit[MR]> Izzy, I'm in voice chat with him

23:44:09 <KingKlit[MR]> He's good

23:44:11 <KingKlit[MR]> No worries

00:06:02 <KingKlit[MR]> IzzyCreamcheese

00:06:13 <KingKlit[MR]> He knows you kissed him

13:40:07 <&MRBot> ThymeBalm, Why aren't 'Shower snacks' a thing?

13:42:00 <ShaynaAmherst[MR]> They are if you are my sister who sits in the shower for 4 hours

12:43:34 <Honesty[MR]> Chong[MR]

12:43:53 <Chong[MR]> Honesty[MR]

12:44:03 <Honesty[MR]> Bonjour

12:45:09 <Chong[MR]> que lo que pasa papi

12:46:56 <Honesty[MR]> taco enchilada burrito mami

12:47:09 <Honesty[MR]> That's as far as my Spanish goes

12:47:46 <Chong[MR]> smh how are you gonna marry a big booty latina if you can't speak any spanish

12:48:06 <Honesty[MR]> Why do I want a big booty Latina?

12:48:37 <Chong[MR]> Are you telling me you wouldn't want one?

12:49:14 <Honesty[MR]> Not a big ass fan

12:49:20 <Honesty[MR]> To me, it's all about proportions

12:49:27 <Chong[MR]> That is very refreshing

12:49:43 <Honesty[MR]> However, I do prefer petite

12:49:52 <Honesty[MR]> But if proportions are good, then thicc is fine

12:50:42 <Chong[MR]> Man, I'm the opposite

12:50:56 <Honesty[MR]> Apparently so

12:50:59 <Chong[MR]> Thicc thighs and fat butts are my thing

12:51:42 <Honesty[MR]> For a relationship, I care about personality and looks, but I care more about personality than looks, however, I can't have a girl with only one and not the other

12:51:52 <Honesty[MR]> For a one night, I couldn't care less about personality

12:52:11 <Honesty[MR]> For a fuck buddy, as long as I don't think you have a disgusting personality, looks are all that counts

12:53:15 <Chong[MR]> Oh of course. I've put looks to the side for one relationship because her personality was awesome to me but it did not end well since I didn't enjoy waking up looking at her.

12:54:14 <Chong[MR]> If there is a guy who is looking for a one night stand but also need the other's personality to be great, you're doing it wrong

12:58:01 <Honesty[MR]> I mean, you need both in a relationship

13:00:08 <Chong[MR]> Agreed

13:01:32 <&Squishy[MR]> But you guys are also missing an important point

13:01:38 <&Squishy[MR]> She can't sound like Fran drescher

13:01:57 <&Squishy[MR]> Even for one night stand that would be difficult heh

13:03:03 <Chong[MR]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO8_AV68lsg&ab_channel=Vogue

13:03:09 <Chong[MR]> oh god

13:03:21 <Honesty[MR]> I'd just put one of those weird apple sex toy shits in her mouth

13:03:29 <Honesty[MR]> So she'll shut the fuck up

13:03:57 <&Squishy[MR]> Actually she doesn't sound as bad there

13:03:58 <Chong[MR]> idk man I can deal with a lot for one night

13:04:03 <&Squishy[MR]> On TV she used to play it up even more

13:04:13 <Honesty[MR]> Just punch her throat

13:04:19 <&Squishy[MR]> Hell for me will be a combination of her arguing with Gilbert Godfrey

13:04:19 <Honesty[MR]> find a way to make her stop speaking

13:04:21 <Chong[MR]> the fuck is wrong with you

13:04:31 <Honesty[MR]> You mean what's wrong with her

13:04:35 <Honesty[MR]> It's her voice the problem

13:04:39 <Honesty[MR]> Not mine

13:04:42 <_Issei_[MR]> everything is wrong with him

13:04:48 <Honesty[MR]> LMFAO

13:05:06 <Chong[MR]> Always wanna punch something.

13:05:10 <Honesty[MR]> Ah

13:05:16 <Honesty[MR]> So you DO think that women are things?

13:05:20 <Honesty[MR]> What's wrong with you?

13:05:23 <Chong[MR]> got me

13:05:28 <_Issei_[MR]> How'd we get here? Lmao

13:05:38 <Chong[MR]> can't even argue ya got me

13:05:39 <Honesty[MR]> We got here because of Chong[MR]

13:05:47 <_Issei_[MR]> Not even "We" - how did you two get here?

13:05:47 <Honesty[MR]> Always his fault

13:05:58 <Chong[MR]> He said he doesn't like big bootys

13:06:04 <_Issei_[MR]> .....

13:06:09 <_Issei_[MR]> Say what!?

13:06:26 <Honesty[MR]> I didn't say I didn't like them,

13:06:31 <Honesty[MR]> I said I wasn't a fan of them

13:06:33 <Chong[MR]> thats verbatim what he said

13:06:49 <Honesty[MR]> That's not at all what I said

13:06:54 <Chong[MR]> <Honesty[MR]> i doesn't like big bootys

13:06:54 <_Issei_[MR]> Honesty....

13:07:03 <_Issei_[MR]> We're through....

13:07:06 <Honesty[MR]> 12:49:14 <Honesty[MR]> Not a big ass fan

13:07:06 <Honesty[MR]> 12:49:20 <Honesty[MR]> To me, it's all about proportions

13:07:20 <Honesty[MR]> Fuck off Chong[MR]

13:07:25 <Honesty[MR]> I don't even write like that lmaoooooooooooo

13:07:41 <_Issei_[MR]> are you sure bout that?

13:08:16 <Chong[MR]> Where I grew up, not liking big butts was basically a cardinal sin

13:08:17 <Honesty[MR]> Yes

13:08:31 <Honesty[MR]> Again

13:08:38 <Honesty[MR]> I didn't say I didn't like them

13:08:44 <Honesty[MR]> I just said I'm not a fan of them

13:08:50 <Honesty[MR]> I then said it's about proportions

13:08:52 <Chong[MR]> that is the same thing

13:08:56 <Honesty[MR]> Not at all

13:09:06 <Honesty[MR]> 12:49:43 <Honesty[MR]> However, I do prefer petite

13:09:06 <Honesty[MR]> 12:49:52 <Honesty[MR]> But if proportions are good, then thicc is fine

13:09:08 <Honesty[MR]> So

13:09:14 <Chong[MR]> Do you like big butts?

13:09:14 <Honesty[MR]> Yeah

13:09:19 <Chong[MR]> yes or no

13:09:20 <Honesty[MR]> If the proportions are good, yes

13:09:30 <Chong[MR]> No qualifiers, yes or no

13:09:38 <Honesty[MR]> If you're asking me if I like Kim Kardashian's, then no

13:09:44 <Honesty[MR]> Fuck off Chong[MR]

13:09:55 <Chong[MR]> sooooooo you can say that you don't like big butts

13:10:05 <_Issei_[MR]> and you don't lie

13:10:21 <Honesty[MR]> I can't say I don't like big butts

13:10:23 <Honesty[MR]> I can't say I do

13:10:39 <Honesty[MR]> All I can say is if the proportions on a woman are good, then I do

13:10:43 <Honesty[MR]> If not, then I don't

13:10:47 <Honesty[MR]> Easy as that

13:11:05 <Honesty[MR]> This isn't a diametric yes or no

13:11:09 <Honesty[MR]> It's not as simple as that

13:11:10 <Chong[MR]> Fake butts are a no no then

13:11:15 <Honesty[MR]> Depends

13:11:16 <Chong[MR]> in general

13:11:29 <Honesty[MR]> If the big butt looks good on her, then I don't mind

13:11:48 <Chong[MR]> https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/theestallion-144144231-438626424001079-5684593850582778635-n-1612191894.jpg <--- NSFW

13:11:55 <Chong[MR]> Good or no good?

13:12:07 <Honesty[MR]> Not for me

13:12:19 <Honesty[MR]> That's too big for me

13:12:32 <Chong[MR]> oh thats crazy.

13:12:57 <Honesty[MR]> Not at all

13:13:03 <Chong[MR]> Idk if I could reach hitting it from the back, if you get what I mean, but I'll be damned if I didn't try

13:13:15 <Honesty[MR]> Lmfaoooo chong

13:13:31 <_Issei_[MR]> ......

13:13:37 <_Issei_[MR]> jesus christ lmao

13:14:00 <Chong[MR]> whats your ideal body look like then ?

13:14:06 <Chong[MR]> You too _Issei_[MR]

13:14:56 <Honesty[MR]> Even though I enjoy our talks

13:14:58 <Honesty[MR]> I must part

13:14:59 <Chong[MR]> booo

13:15:02 <Honesty[MR]> Gotta study

13:15:17 <Chong[MR]> all right bro, go get smart and shit

13:15:23 <Honesty[MR]> Lmfao

13:15:32 <Honesty[MR]> Trying to go from Forrest Gump to Einstein

13:15:38 * Honesty[MR] plays Eye of the Tiger

13:15:43 * Honesty[MR] starts training

13:15:58 <Chong[MR]> lmfao I imagine you running up the steps with a math book in your hands

13:16:07 <Honesty[MR]> Exactly

13:16:48 <Honesty[MR]> Then you see me sitting at a desk with a bunch of papers lying on it and you see in the foreground translucent formulas moving around

13:19:24 <&Squishy[MR]> I was picturing more like he's sitting alone while women with fine asses walk by and he doesn't even notice

13:19:55 <Honesty[MR]> Hahahahhahahaahah

13:20:06 <Honesty[MR]> That's just my life story though

13:20:14 <&Squishy[MR]> Then some girl with a crooked spine hobbles by and he's like "the golden ratio unF unF unF"

13:20:22 <Honesty[MR]> HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

13:20:56 <Chong[MR]> lmfaooo

12:25:28 <Dokuhebi[MR]> roguette with 40 health?

12:25:38 <Honesty[MR]> It has happened before

12:26:06 <Honesty[MR]> Usually the lower-health ones appear when there is less activity

12:26:21 <Dokuhebi[MR]> ah makes sense

12:28:05 <&IzzyCreamcheese> yeah the HP is tied to how many people are active on irc

12:28:18 <Honesty[MR]> Ayyyy I was right

12:28:43 <&IzzyCreamcheese> i mean its tied to price of bananas in brazil

12:28:50 <&IzzyCreamcheese> (makes up shit just to make honesty look bad)

16:00:07 <&MRBot> Grace, What if black holes are just crashed servers of the universe

16:00:22 <Grace[MR]> What if they are not

16:00:25 <Grace[MR]> what if they are

16:00:27 <Honesty[MR]> Nah that's just when I bend down after not having a shower for 3 weeks

16:01:03 <Grace[MR]> I took my glasses off so now Im just forcing my eyes not to focus to be able to sorta see cuz I dont want to fucking read that cursed statement ever again

22:21:16 <Zebedee[MR]> I had a lemoncillo cheesecake at an italian restaurant in Florence that was the finest dessert i've ever had 22:21:47 <Grace[MR]> WAIT UNTIL U EAT MY ASS

<@TriviaBot> Which is the longest bone in the body?

<Frances[MR]> Femur

<@TriviaBot> Winner:Civilian Frances[MR]

<Frances[MR]> UNTIL I GET MY DICK IN U

20:56:53 <&IzzyCreamcheese> Toby-[MR] oh oh oh

20:56:56 <&IzzyCreamcheese> i'm a father!

20:57:02 <&IzzyCreamcheese> 8lbs 5oz

20:57:06 <@Toby-[MR]> congrats!

20:57:11 <&IzzyCreamcheese> it was about 7am

20:57:23 <&IzzyCreamcheese> total delivery took like 20 mins

20:57:34 <Honesty[MR]> How many kids do you have now?

20:57:34 <&IzzyCreamcheese> and im never, ever, ever doign that much immodium ever again

20:57:37 <&IzzyCreamcheese> Honesty[MR] just 1

20:57:44 <Honesty[MR]> Oh, I thought you already had some

20:57:48 <&IzzyCreamcheese> but i shat what looked like a full size football

20:57:49 <Honesty[MR]> Have you been trying for a while?

20:58:09 <&IzzyCreamcheese> nah this morning was not a real child

20:58:10 <&IzzyCreamcheese> i have one real kid

20:58:15 <Honesty[MR]> And let's be honest... We're all your kids

20:58:21 <&IzzyCreamcheese> this morning was the aftershocks of me having crazy diarhea on saturday

20:58:22 <+tiggy> Uhm.... no

20:58:23 <Honesty[MR]> Wait

20:58:29 <&IzzyCreamcheese> so i downed like 335 gallons of immodium

20:58:30 <Honesty[MR]> Did you not say you had a child yesterday?

20:58:41 <Honesty[MR]> When you told us abvout the billboard thing

20:59:01 <&IzzyCreamcheese> ok let me start from scratch

20:59:05 <&IzzyCreamcheese> i have 1 real life actual kid

20:59:06 <&IzzyCreamcheese> 21 years old

20:59:18 <&IzzyCreamcheese> i had bad diarhea on saturday and 4 hours of driving to do

20:59:27 <&IzzyCreamcheese> so i took like 3109 servings of this anti diarhea med

20:59:37 <&IzzyCreamcheese> the downside is, you end up not shitting for days

20:59:43 <&IzzyCreamcheese> then like 3 days later, give birth to a small butt child

20:59:48 * Honesty[MR] slams head on desk

20:59:52 <Honesty[MR]> I knew I was stupid

20:59:55 <Honesty[MR]> Didn't think I was retarded

21:00:02 * +tiggy doesn't argue either point

21:00:03 <Honesty[MR]> Now I know

21:00:08 <+Skitzo> ya big dummy

21:00:13 <Honesty[MR]> Ahhhh shit

21:00:19 <Honesty[MR]> QUICK IZZY

21:00:21 <Honesty[MR]> DELETE THE LOGS

21:00:25 <+tiggy> Too late.

21:00:26 <Honesty[MR]> I CAN'T LOOK DUMB

21:00:29 <Honesty[MR]> NOT ON MAIN

21:00:31 <Honesty[MR]> NOT ON MR

21:00:36 <+tiggy> Not the first time...

21:00:36 <&IzzyCreamcheese> I JUST DID, at approx 7:29am this morning

21:00:38 <&IzzyCreamcheese> deleted it real good

21:00:47 <Honesty[MR]> Whaaaaat? meeee???

21:00:50 <Honesty[MR]> I've never shown stupidity

21:00:52 <Honesty[MR]> Not once

21:00:53 <Honesty[MR]> Never

21:01:07 <Honesty[MR]> Not the logs I was talking about, Izzy :(

21:01:17 <Honesty[MR]> I shall forever be immortalized as a MR dumbfuck

21:01:42 <+tiggy> You have risen to the levels of birday now Honesty. Have fun with that.

21:01:59 <Honesty[MR]> NO

21:02:01 <Honesty[MR]> NOT BIRDAY

21:02:03 <Honesty[MR]> ANYONE BUT HIM

21:02:04 <+tiggy> Yep.

21:02:06 <+tiggy> birday.

21:02:09 * Honesty[MR] cries

21:02:10 <+tiggy> Not even he's that dumb.

12:07:26 <Mikazuki[MR]> Wish you guys would chill on the credits

12:07:38 <Mikazuki[MR]> and let us fat fingered fools have a chance -.-

12:08:00 <@Jen> I just type with my dick its fine

12:08:11 <Honestea[MR]> Jen has massive dicks

12:08:13 <Honestea[MR]> She's a spider

12:08:16 <Honestea[MR]> Her legs are dicks

12:08:23 <Honestea[MR]> cum-web

12:08:17 * @Jen sighs

12:08:26 <@Jen> God I fucking hate this community

12:08:29 <Honestea[MR]> LMFAO

10:42 <Honesty-[MR]> How's it going Toby-[MR]

10:42 <@Toby-[MR]> Ah its going

10:42 <Honesty-[MR]> Doesn't sound too good

10:43 <@Toby-[MR]> I'm getting my booster shot this afternoon

10:43 <@Toby-[MR]> so that's nice

10:43 <@Toby-[MR]> They actually scheduled my shot for 3am today

10:43 <Honesty-[MR]> Ew

10:43 <Wizard[MR]> 😂

10:43 <@Toby-[MR]> but that wasn't gonna happen

10:43 <Wizard[MR]> Black market doctor?

10:43 <@Toby-[MR]> CVS

10:43 <@Toby-[MR]]> mad lads

10:43 <Wizard[MR]> 😂😂😂😂😂

10:43 <Honesty-[MR]> What's a CVS

10:44 <Wizard[MR]> 247 pharmacy

10:44 <Wizard[MR]> 😂

10:44 <@Toby-[MR]> So I had it changed to 5

10:44 <@Toby-[MR]> cause

10:44 <@Toby-[MR]> who the fuck is scheduling appointments for 3 am

10:45 <@Toby-[MR]> like ah ye the bar just closed best head to CVS for a booster

10:45 <Honesty-[MR]> The pharmacist drank a redbull and really wanted to stab people with syringes

10:45 <Wizard[MR]> 100% they were going to sacrifced you

10:45 <Honesty-[MR]> Yup

10:45 <Honesty-[MR]> To the pharmacy gods

10:45 <MidpoinT[MR]> i stab myself with syringes not sure why ppl are scared of them

10:45 <Honesty-[MR]> Because we can see how you turned out

10:46 <Wizard[MR]> 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10:46 <HeadHunterX[MR]> Lmao

10:46 <Mikazuki[MR]> 10:45 <Honesty-[MR]> Because we can see how you turned out

10:47 <Mikazuki[MR]> fucking railed lol

10:48 <Mikazuki[MR]> what makes yall that much better?

10:48 <Mikazuki[MR]> The fact that you need to ask

10:48 <Honesty-[MR]> LMFAO

20:40 <Squirrelly-Dan[MR]> look at all the canadians and honourary canadians here

20:41 <Honesty-[MR]> I am the maple god

20:49 <Freyja[MR]> .... are you the maple bottle?

20:49 <Freyja[MR]> Or just the supplier Honesty-[MR] ?

20:49 <Honesty-[MR]> I supply it

20:49 <Honesty-[MR]> But you can drink from my spigot if you want to

20:49 <Honesty-[MR]> ;)

20:49 <Freyja[MR]> I just want some on my pancakes

20:50 * Honesty-[MR] zips down my pants and pees maple syrup on your pancakes

20:50 * Honesty-[MR] closes my tap

20:50 <Freyja[MR]> ....

20:50 <Freyja[MR]> I

20:50 <Freyja[MR]> Uh

20:50 <Freyja[MR]> .... hmm

20:50 * Honesty-[MR] glares at you

20:50 <Freyja[MR]> Thanks?!

20:50 <Honesty-[MR]> That's what I thought.

18:23 <Goldbrick[MR]> Freyja, I don't think he loves you anymore.... I'm gonna steal you from the closet and make you mine

18:23 <Honesty-[MR]> I will jam a cactus up your ass, Goldbrick[MR]

18:23 <Honesty-[MR]> You ain't stealing my wife

18:24 <Goldbrick[MR]> Ouch

18:24 <Honesty-[MR]> Freya and I are becoming one in the closet

18:25 <Honesty-[MR]> We are fusing into one entity

18:25 * Goldbrick[MR] orders the shipment of maple syrup to get dumped into lake erie

18:25 <Honesty-[MR]> Motherfucker

18:25 <Honesty-[MR]> I shall launch a crusade against you

18:25 <Honesty-[MR]> 2022 and I'm bringing crusades back

18:25 <Goldbrick[MR]> I was gonna be nice about it

18:25 <Honesty-[MR]> YOU CALL THAT NICE

18:25 <Honesty-[MR]> I WAS BEING CIVIL

18:26 <Goldbrick[MR]> I JUST WANTED FREYJA

18:26 <Honesty-[MR]> HANDS OFF MY WOMAN

18:26 <Honesty-[MR]> BACK, I SAY, BACK

18:26 * Goldbrick[MR] whispers, in your heart you know she's mine

18:27 * Honesty-[MR] I lick your palette as you whisper to me and taste Macarena[MR]'s ass

18:27 <Honesty-[MR]> Clearly not

18:28 <Honesty-[MR]> You've been exploring someone else

18:28 <Honesty-[MR]> You know what.

18:28 <Honesty-[MR]> I regret writing that

18:28 <Goldbrick[MR]> hahahahahahaha

18:28 <Honesty-[MR]> It doesn't happen often, but I regret it

18:28 <Don_Drew[MR]> lmaooo

18:28 <Goldbrick[MR]> I hurt laughing so hard at that

Bacon gets no colour.

17:58 <Freyja[MR]> i heard reese peanut butter cups

17:58 <Freyja[MR]> where are they

17:58 <Honesty-[MR]> FREYA

17:58 <Honesty-[MR]> MY LOVE

17:58 <Freyja[MR]]> HONESTY

17:58 <Freyja[MR]> MI AMORE

17:58 <Honesty-[MR]> I MISSED YOU

17:58 * Honesty-[MR] hugs Freyja[MR]

17:58 <Freyja[MR]> I MISSED YOU MOSTEST

17:59 * Freyja[MR] hugs back

17:58 <Bacon[MR]> stfu with caps

17:59 <Bacon[MR]> give me three lines in a row

17:59 <Freyja[MR]]> of cocaine?

17:58 <Honesty-[MR]> STFU BACON

17:59 <Honesty-[MR]> I'LL GIVE YOU FOUR

17:59 <Honesty-[MR]> MORE LINES THAN SCARFACE

17:59 <Honesty-[MR]> MORE LINES THAN AN EMO'S WRIST

17:59 <Puppy_[MR]> BARCODE LOOKING MOFO

17:59 <Honesty-[MR]> LMFAO