keep away from me baby

with that russian beluga

22 rugar im in aruba doing the scuba

This is something that’s always happening to me, my man. Kinky John’s life is full of music. Lately the dark mornings and winter weather have had me waking up with some gloomy melodies though. Like:

“A winter’s day, In a deep and dark December”

or 

“Gazing from my window, to the street below, a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow

I am a rock, I am an island 

And a rock feels no pain

and an island never cries “

Shit man. I’ve just buried my own head again. Sad times. Need to go and find a beautiful woman to cheer me up. 

With the release of David Guetta's new song it just sends me back to the 90's and can't stop singing or humming I'm Blue by Eiffel 65

#90s banger

The tax man's taken all my dough and left me in my stately home........

In the words of the wise Yung Gravy...

"Never take an L no more
Never take a damn thing slow
All I know is chase this dough
And get money"

I recently saw the song Down by Jay Sean on Yt after a long time and now it's stuck in my head, especially the rap part. 

Hayya, hayya, hayya
Hayya, hayya, ha

I wanna walk the walk on every street
I wanna ball out with the world at my feet
Hit every discotheque and not skip a beat, yeah, yeah
I wanna party, party eight days a week

I promise, I promise, I promise you now
Everything, everything gonna work out
Every tomorrow, no matter what goes down

I promise, I promise, I promise you now
Gonna be, gonna be sticking around
Every tomorrow, no matter what goes down

(Oh, yo, yo, yo, ho)
You know we better together
(Oh, yo, yo, yo, ho)
Don't wanna wait forever
(Oh, yo, yo, yo, ho)
You know we better together
(Oh, yo, yo, yo, ho)
The time is now or never

I could never be the one
To make you believe in me
Every word came back from the grave
To tell me I was wrong
They told me
They told me I was wrong
To trust in you
I found no other way out
I'm stuck in this hell
I need a way out
I've got a story to tell
So sing it loud

Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Machine guns ready to go

Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway, the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat, yeah

Another one bites the dust

Tallah - Shaken (not stirred)

I dared to walk the blurring line
(Another day, another bloated, black disaster)
What will you find down in that hole?
(Suck in the fluid as your lungs are turned to gills)

It never hurts to tread on the side of caution
So I flipped your spine into a fin
And wrapped it up in skin, and just called it a win
To make up for all the other losses you were a part of

[...]

I dare to say I walked the blurring line
Your scales, they matched the sky
But they won't be there tomorrow
And I don't wanna see mistakes

So you'll go down alone
I won't find no relief
I'll just have regrets
That you couldn't be changed

I'm not going to sing them out like the rest of you, but I've had "This is Where We Used to Live" by Barenaked Ladies stuck in my head for going on two weeks. I heard it on the radio and the lyrics just stuck with me, because I had just moved into a new house after making 8 years of memories in the first house I ever bought.

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words, I don't just say
And nothing else matters

(Not only in my head, my neighbor is listening to it and it's loud lol)

That's why I'm eeeee-zay....aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaah....

I'm easy like Sunday morning...

That's real Lionel Richie right there. Commodore days, with full afro blowing in the wind.

There only so many songs that i can sing to pass the time

And im running of things to get you out of my mind

All i have is the picture in a frame

that i hold close to my face everyday 

There's a world outside
Full of hate, full of pain
Where my demons hide
Without shame, without a trace
And I can see their eyes
Look at me like I'm a slave
They said to fall in line
But I won't follow the wave

Breaking my heart or taming the flames?
Chasing the sun or waiting for rain?
And I'm bouncing off the walls they made
I can run, fly high
But I will not escape

I'm different
They're checking on it, choking me
The enemy
The black one in a heard of sheep
Because I know
Lost in my afterglow
The last to fall
I'm the last to fall

Black socks they never get dirty the longer you wear them the blacker they get

someday I'll probably launder them, but something keeps telling me don't do it yet

BLACK SOCKS THEY NEVER GET DIRTY THE LONGER YOU WEAR THEM THE BLACKER THEY GET

SOMEDAY I'LL PROBABLY LAUNDER THEM, BUT SOMETHING KEEPS TELLING ME DONT DO IT YET

*deep breathe, screaming seagull meme* 

BLACK SOCKS THEY NEVER GET DIRTY THE LONGER YOU WEAR THEM THE BLACKER THEY GET

SOMEDAY I'LL PROBABLY LAUNDER THEM, BUT SOMETHING KEEPS TELLING ME DONT DO IT YET

B..b..b..bad…bbad. To the bone

break a thousand heart

if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you a house,
I would buy you a house.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you furniture for your house,
maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you a K-car,
a nice, reliant automobile.
If I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love.

If I had a million dollars,
I'd build a treefort in our yard.
If I had a million dollars,
you could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I had a million dollars,

maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
You know, we could just go up there and hang out.
Like open the fridge and stuff and there'll be foods laid out for us, with little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
Mmm!
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well, can you blame them?
Uh, yeah!
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you a fur coat,
but not a real fur coat, that's cruel.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you an exotic pet,
yeup, like a llama, or an emu.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains,
ooh, all them crazy elephant bones.
If I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love.

If I had a million dollars,
we wouldn't have to walk to the store.
If I had a million dollars,
we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a million dollars,
we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner.
But we would eat Kraft dinner.
Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchups with it.
That's right, all the fanciest... DIJON ketchup!
Mmm!
Mmm!

If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you a green dress,
but not a real green dress, that's cruel.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you some art,
a Picasso or a Garfunkel.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you a monkey,
haven't you always wanted a monkey?
If I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars...

I'd be rich.