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The R_CAS Street Party (Guests Welcome) | Started by: JamesKnowles on Feb 27, '13 16:16 |
JamesKnowles was sitting in his battered leather chair at his rickety, scratched desk in the head office of the Roberto_Carlos (Consigliere) Appreciation Society, recently approved in New Orleans. He was chewing the fat over how great Roberto_Carlos (Consigliere) was with Zordon and he was one proud associate. Zordon had come 180 degrees in James' opinion and his devotion to Carlosanity was as impressive as it was necessary. |
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JamesKnowles brought out some cake for everyone. |
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Reply by: JamesKnowles at Feb 27, '13 16:17 | |
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Zordon watched as hundreds of citizens came to hear the great tale of how a plucky bunch took on the business district of New Orleans and rose up as one to demand a place to practice their Roberto Carlos (Consigliere) Appreciation.
He turned to James Knowles with whom he had become firm friends through their appreciation of the ‘’Carlos backhand.’’
‘What a glorious day James, I’m so happy that absolutely every one will be here to see this, and I believe you have badges to hand out to people which I’m certain EVERYONE will need?’ |
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Reply by: Zordon at Feb 27, '13 16:26 | |
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James was tucking into his second piece of cake when he saw Zordon turn towards him. The footwork he displayed was breathtaking in that turn, reminiscent of the great man himself on one of his many charges towards the net before a magnificent volley. James was suitably impressed as he listened to Zordon. |
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Reply by: JamesKnowles at Feb 27, '13 16:31 | |
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Zordon chuckled and shook his head at the thought of the ‘Serve to Space’ as it was affectionately called by everyone who had ever heard of it.
‘Of course I remember James it is one of the famous Roberto Carlos (Consigliere) TRUE facts that I have listed’
Zordon unfurled his long list of Roberto Carlos (Consigliere) TRUE facts and began proclaiming to the masses.
‘Roberto Carlos (Consigliere) TRUE fact #1: Roberto Carlos has always been a Consigliere, he came out of the womb ready and waiting with 40 units.’ |
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Reply by: Zordon at Feb 27, '13 16:37 | |
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MichaelLaMotta was strolling through the streets when he noticed a large mass of people chanting something. It sounded like "Robert oooo". |
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Reply by: MichaelLaMotta at Feb 27, '13 17:01 | |
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Syn was walking by doing some business and noticed JamesKnowles sitting around his business. He walked over and began to speak but stopped abruptly as he noticed a picture of himself inside.
Hey man, I see the business is going well... Ummmm, why is there a picture of me hanging in your business? Not sure how you got that, I thought I asked that you hang the petition that I had framed for you. It was such a work of cunning devotion. However you maybe misunderstood and put a picture of me up. I guess it's flattering. It's not some voodoo or a shrine or anything creepy right?
He smiled, mimicing the picture that hung in the building.
Well it was good seeing you my friend. Hope that petition gets up there on the wall. |
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Reply by: Syn at Feb 27, '13 17:07 | |
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Zordon motions for MichaelLaMotta to eat the cake with Roberto Carlos' (Consigliere) face on it and continues his proclamation, reading aloud proudly, annunciating each word.
‘Roberto Carlos (Consigliere) TRUE fact #2: The fedora of Roberto Carlos (Consigliere) holds the meaning of life. Roberto Carlos often laughs to himself that no-one else has figured it out yet and that people will kick themselves when they realise what it is.’ |
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Reply by: Zordon at Feb 27, '13 17:08 | |
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James stuffed more cake into his mouth than everyone thought possible. His mouth became cake. He and the cake were one, just like he was one with his sponsor, Roberto_Carlos (Consigliere). |
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Reply by: JamesKnowles at Feb 27, '13 17:22 | |
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After completing the right of ‘the giving’ Zordan feels the spirit of Carlosanity flowing through him.
‘Roberto Carlos (Consigliere) TRUE fact #3: Roberto Carlos (Consigliere) Only has but to look at a jail and all guards and inmates drop anything they have and follow him which is why the jails are so empty most of the time.’ |
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Reply by: Zordon at Feb 27, '13 17:40 | |
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While at the local swimming pool, CASHMONEYMILLIONAIRE completed another amazing butterfly stroke of many laps across the great water hole. She hopped out of the pool and looked over at Roksana and Captious3 who were looking quite fabulous. The day was turning out well until Epsilon walked into the area complaining about the streets being boring. Immediately Captious3 turned on him and promptly told him there was a party going on with cake involved. |
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Reply by: CASHMONEYMILLIONAIRE at Feb 27, '13 19:43 | |
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*Epsilon was walking through the streets when he heard his name being mentioned, this was not an uncommon occurence but being a bit of a narcissist he could not help but check it out. The crowd was huddled around Roberto_Carlos (Consigliere) proud sponsor of JamesKnowles; filling their faces with what seemed to be a cheap store bought cake, of the chocolate variety. Epsilon walked in amidst the masses waiting in vain for someone to greet him, all seemed completely besotted with Roberto_Carlos (Consigliere) proud sponsorof JamesKnowles*
*Epsilon stopped to consider for a moment why this could be happening, he was standing there, and no one was paying attention to him, something was clearly wrong here... The only rational conclusion could be JamesKnowles was actually the cunning recruiter of a Cult whose only purpose was to dedicate their lives to the service of Roberto_Carlos (Consigliere) - Proud sponsor of JamesKnowles*
*Epsilon continued to walk around examining everyones behaviour they seemed drunk on something, they had no doubt been drugged... CASHMONEYMILLIONAIRE was sitting in the corner rubbing her earlobes talking about how great Roberto_Carlos (Consigliere) proud sponsor of JamesKnowles is... Captious3 was asleep on the floor holding onto Roberto_Carlos (Consigliere) proud sponsor of JamesKnowles legs mumbling something about "I'll never let you go"*
*Epsilon concluded that the situation was dire and someone clearly needed to intervene to stop this cult before things spiraled desperately out of control. Something drastic needed to be done. Epsilon was far too lazy to be the person to intervene, Epsilon paused for a final moment looking at the group shaking his head slowly from side to side... He opened his mouth and said*
Screw you guys, I am going home.
*Epsilon turned around slowly and faded into the darkness* |
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Reply by: Epsilon at Feb 27, '13 20:34 | |
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CASHMONEYMILIONAIRE woke up from her haze for just a moment. The moment was long enough to see Epsilon walking away from her. Her lips slipped into a frown and a single tear fell down her cheek. |
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Reply by: CASHMONEYMILLIONAIRE at Feb 27, '13 20:54 | |
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Roberto shut the door on the Nissan micra taxi that had dropped him outside the NO branch of the R_CAS, affectionately known as the shit stain. Roberto was glistening with sweat and his odour could only be compared to an elderly male yak during mating season. He had been giving tennis lessons to the local orphanage. Those fuckers sure ran him ragged.
As he approached the front door, he noticed something. Something he never thought would be possible. Could it be? How? When? Why were his y-fronts getting tighter? He was reading a sign. A sign that read "Roberto_Carlos Appreciation Society - OPEN FOR BUSINESS" His damp upper lip suddenly contacted his succulent bottom lip to form a smile.
James, you old dog!
Roberto tried to find James but heard a commotion round the corner. There were people flocking to the corner like wilderbeasts charging across the Serengeti. "What is this?" He thought to himself. Roberto often thought to himself. He thought about James alot. His curves. His straw like hair. The way the Boyle on his back pulsated when he was excited. What a guy.
Roberto turned the corner to find crowds as far as the eye could see. This was a street party. There was banners. There was people. There was CAKE. He noticed a deshelvelled man in the corner crying to himself. His puny frame accompanied with grey hair. It could only be Epsilon.
Hi guy. How are you man, you seem sad?
There was no reply other than the odd grunt. The smell of Epsilon's nut sack was now making Roberto's eye sting so he made his way towards the crowd. He knew people here. Captious, CASHMONEYMILLIONAIRE, Mike, his childhood drunk friend Zordon, and James. JamesKnowles. The crowd all looked towards RC (as he was affectionately called by his few peers) and the questions began flowing.
Guys, what is this?! |
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Reply by: Roberto_Carlos at Feb 27, '13 20:57 | |
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Zordon, stops talking in mid sentance and looks up as the greatest sponsor that ever lived approaches.
'Quick, everyone shower Roberto Carlos (Consigliere) in cress. It's a well known TRUE fact that he wishes for cress, he can never get enough free cress!'
Zordon runs to his stash that he had hidden away, and begins throwing the herb all over the great one. Proud that he had completed ''The cress drenching ceremony'' |
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Reply by: Zordon at Feb 27, '13 21:14 | |
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Luigi quietly takes place abit distanced from the others and watch the spectacle. |
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Reply by: Luigi_Trabotti at Feb 27, '13 21:59 | |
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Gambit1 joins the festivities and gathers to celebrate the greatness that is Sir Mister Roberto_Carlos Sir the greatest man who ever lived! |
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Reply by: Gambit1 at Feb 27, '13 22:04 | |
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Gambit1 want some CAKE? |
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Reply by: CASHMONEYMILLIONAIRE at Feb 27, '13 22:34 | |
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Gambit1 backs away scared of the clearly std infested cake...... |
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Reply by: Gambit1 at Feb 27, '13 23:10 | |
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Gambit1 nervously approaches his hero Sir Mister Roberto_Carlos Sir and asks for his autograph! |
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Reply by: Gambit1 at Feb 27, '13 23:38 | |
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