Good evening friends,

Earlier this evening my good cousing PewPewBBQ was killed and I am pretty sure I know what happend!
My cousin was having this nice chat with Phil_Steak through mobmail when he stopped replying... and then before I knew it.... my cousin lay dead on the floor!
Next to his name was something scribbled like -1 or something. How awkward! Phil_Steak shot my cousing on accident trying to mobmail him. Poor Phil_Steak, he seems to get more senile with the day!

Although, maybe it has always been somewhat a trade of his... when we take a little trip down to memory lane we will remember the respectable Don Typhon (IWP) who was shot as well by this GodLOLfather.... He then claimed it was a "honest" mistake and ment to send him a letter... a letter with a bullet allright.

So the question is, how do you make something idiot proof? Or well let's just call it what it is.... Phil_fail_Steak proof? The gods have made a proper attempt by adding in a "safety" disclosure before a WACK! attempt is said in motion.... but let's be honest... if you're retarded enough to missclick twice... I am sure our special "gifted" Phil_Steak here will manage to missclick for a third time.
I mean... third time is a charm right?

We unfortunately can't make it idiot proof... this is bad news friends.
All I can say is... don't mobmail the assclown. Seriously, you put your life at risk everytime!!!

If anyone else has any suggestions on to how to deal with this or has a cure for idiocy in it's purest form... please offer your suggestions.
It is quite sad Phil is challenged so badly. 

Phil, my heart goes out to you. I hope they find a cure for your stupidity some day. 

I do love the irony that this is suggested by you... you FIRE! I bet Whitey agrees with you. 

Oh you are so right my previous hot headed fire. Did you see smoke anywhere? 

precious* sorry was chewing on a match.... left over from the Whitey BBQ. I apologize. I hope I didn't spit in your face as well during that process... don't want to put out any fires now!

Maybe I should have a chat with my cousin PewPewPhoenix and see if he feels like rising from the ashes at some point....

They are! I love them. Well not as much as Whitey but I still love them. Especially if there's spareribs... god those are amazing. But if Phil_Steak was to mail me some goodies for a BBQ.... I would fear for my life opening that package! So please people, make sure to not open any packages sent from the NY headquarters from Phil_fail_Steak. Things could get ugly quick. 

I fear not Fire, I fear not... it's already happening:

To: PewPewMobmail
From: Phil_Steak
Sent: May 03, '13 22:12
Subject: Delightful

Let's run away together. 

Whitey, let's team up. If you set all the post offices on fire in NY we might be able to solve 2 issues in 1! You can keep practicing your wicked fire fetish and Phil_Steak can no longer send letters. Win-win. Fucking-A!

Hmmm... Interesting theory.
Phil_Steak mailing people results in their death.

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Holy shit. Fear me. 
 

It's a good thing you've such poor streets presence... else we might be looking at accidental mass murder eh?! 

Last speech.. March 07.... boosting about some retarded duel that my cousin PewPewDuel will address at a later point... BAD TIMES. 

To: Capengo-001

From: Phil_Steak

Sent: May 03, '13 22:46

Subject:

Hey....

Kill me now...

Oh no i got one...HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plz no no plz phil no!!!!!!!!!!!!

i understand that you are frustrated pewpewmobmail but don't you think that its a bad idea to bad mouth the upperstructure in the streets requardless of what happened? mistakes happen...we are all human. your asking for another death only this 1 wont be accidental.

its funny how we had a BBQ earlier yet the host is Toast