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Penquin presents: The mobster 1926's quiz! | Started by: Penquin on Jun 25, '13 00:24 |
You've just woken up, your wife already left the bed... she is probably making you breakfast... you're so blessed with a wife like her. What did you really do to deserve her you wonder sometimes... cause let's be honest... it's not your looks. You get up out of bed and in the hallway already smell the sense of bacon, pancakes and eggs. When you sit down at the breakfast counter you fold open the newspaper and directly notice a headline "The mobster 1926's quiz"... what is this you wonder? It says to go straight to page 4. You turn over the newspaper to page 4 and see the WHOLE page filled with questions.... You continue reading...
Thank you for participating in the Mobster Quiz! Have an amazing day!
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"This looks quite fun now. Let's see...." Grabs a pencil and scratches a few numbers down. Name: ChaosSpike
Bonus Question 1 :Joe Adonis he didn't screw around and always made sure he looked top notch. Bonus Question 2 :Because I bought her a pony. Bonus Question 3:The guy off the pringles can. Bonus Question 4:777 seems like a lucky number. Well that was fun maybe I should have taken that seriously hmm.....Owell! |
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Reply by: ChaosSpike at Jun 25, '13 01:13 | |
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Name: -Capino- Number of A's:0 Number of B's:1 Number of C's:5 Number of D's:4 Bonus Question 1 :Tony Montana .He was pretty dope He ran shit. Bonus Question 2 : I didn't bring her.She's in the kitchen where she needs to be.M Bonus Question 3:The question is WHAT DO YOU SEE?? I see black and white. Bonus Question 4:You get nothing o_0 |
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Reply by: -Capino- at Jun 25, '13 01:31 | |
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Name: DeadlySpikeS
Bonus question 2; Come on. Look at me. Bonus question 3; A burning skull flying across the sky. MEGA BONUS QUESTION 4: $6969
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Reply by: DeadlySpikeS at Jun 25, '13 01:36 | |
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Ah, how much I do like finding stuff like that in my morning newspaper! Goes really well with bacon too, blessed be my awesome wifey for providing me with all this delicious food. I should check what she's up to, may be it's time for some steamy, sweaty, nasty all out... but I should do the quiz first. After tallying the results, Kpacumup reads thru the answers again to make sure he has it all correct: Number of A's: 9 Bonus question 1: Joe Adonis! He has the name of the Greek God of beauty and desire, he must have been dreamy! Bonus question 2: I think she really likes the way I snore while I sleep, I have been complimented many times that it sounds just like the purring of a little kitty, if not even better! Bonus question 3: A bunny snuggling with a puppy cuddling with a panda hugging a little tiny slow loris! Aww.... MEGA BONUS QUESTION 4: I think sending a few of my intimate personal photos would do nicely. Money comes and goes, the privilege of having my beauty immortalized is forever! There! I can't wait to find what it says about my personality, after all I am such a vicious, blood-thirsty and mass-murdering fella! |
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Reply by: Kpacumup at Jun 25, '13 01:36 | |
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Quiz time!? YAY! Ziva grabs a hubcap and a knife and begins to carve in her answers: 1. What is your favourite murder weapon? 2. The store owner of your local 7/11 refuses to pay… what do you do? 3. Your godfather informs you that you’re not kicking up enough… he says it politely but you know consequences are severe if he thinks you’re holding out on him… what do you do? 4. The feds are leaning heavy on you…. They’re informing you they’re doing a tax invasion investigation…. 5. Whats your favourite colour? 6. An earner steals your purse, filled with 5000 dollars. That’s right FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. What do you do? 7. For a while now somebody has been stealth shooting your boss his bodyguards, you guys are struggling to figure out who it is. Whats your plan of action?! 8. There’s a war going on and you’re assigned to kill a goomba… but you have a 600+ gun, FUCK! What do you do? 9. You won 8 million dollars in the casino of a godfather from another city, he wants his money back… he says you cheated! 10.Your mistress is whining and sulking you’re not spending too much time with her. She’s threatening to call your wife if you don’t give her more attention. Bonus one: None, I am a strong, independent woman and I don't need no lessons off no man! Bonus two: Screw the wife, Penquin is with my cause I'm a sexy laddddddy! Bonus three: What the wall of anyone who tries to steal my fort will look like after I throw a hubcap at their face! Bonus four: I just gave her a pony! But I guess I can make her a little donation too.... |
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Reply by: Ziva at Jun 25, '13 01:37 | |
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Ziva feels the need to tack a disclaimer onto the end of her answers. Disclaimer: The writing of my answers, which contained plentiful E's, was not fuelled by any consumption of E, nor of any other substance. Drugs are bad, mmkay? |
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Reply by: Ziva at Jun 25, '13 01:40 | |
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Owing to a little confusion over my answer to question five in a coffee shop conversation, I also feel the need to add, for reference for everybody who does not realise how very obvious this point is, the red I refer to in option E, has glittery bits and sparkles. I definitely, absolutely, one hundred percent did not skip over option D. DEFINITELY NOT. |
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Reply by: Ziva at Jun 25, '13 01:42 | |
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Name: Cheshire Number of A's: 0 Bonus Question 1: I'm not really sure to be honest. |
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Reply by: Cheshire at Jun 25, '13 01:53 | |
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Name : Dexter Number of A's:0 Bonus one: Charlie "Lucky" Luciano he was smart and diplomatic yet created the most brutal hitsquad the mafia had ever seen Bonus two: Who doesn't want to feel up on these six pack abs. Bonus three: Random things i cannot makeout i am high as fuck MegaBonus: $6969 |
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Reply by: Dexter at Jun 25, '13 01:59 | |
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Seeing an opportunity to excel in an academic field, Eric retrieved a finely crafted mont blanc pen, acquired from Goldberg's Jewellers, Chicago, and slipped on a pair of stylish spectacles that, if this is even possible, extenuated the sheer handsomeness and beauty of his gallic features. Unfortunately, his suave image was ruined as he childishly stuck out his tongue as he concentrated on filling in his answers.
1. What is your favourite murder weapon? 2. The store owner of your local 7/11 refuses to pay… what do you do? 3. Your godfather informs you that you’re not kicking up enough… he says it politely but you know consequences are severe if he thinks you’re holding out on him… what do you do? 4. The feds are leaning heavy on you…. They’re informing you they’re doing a tax invasion investigation…. 5. Whats your favourite colour? 6. An earner steals your purse, filled with 5000 dollars. That’s right FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. What do you do? 7. For a while now somebody has been stealth shooting your boss his bodyguards, you guys are struggling to figure out who it is. Whats your plan of action?! 8. There’s a war going on and you’re assigned to kill a goomba… but you have a 600+ gun, FUCK! What do you do? 9. You won 8 million dollars in the casino of a godfather from another city, he wants his money back… he says you cheated! 10.Your mistress is whining and sulking you’re not spending too much time with her. She’s threatening to call your wife if you don’t give her more attention. Bonus Question 1: Curly 'Murray' Humphreys A non Italian who roses to the innermost circles of the Chicago Mob. He was the 'anti' Capone and preferred to be anonymous and work in the shadows; and yet he was the man who masterminded many of the Outfit's schemes and even the first person to come up with the legal defence of using the 5th amendment by saying 'I refuse to answer the prosecution's question on the grounds that I may incriminate myself'. He even impressed and became friends with FBI agents assigned to his surveillance. At one time, knowing his office was bugged, he began a meeting by declaring - in the style of radio host - 'Good afternoon to our listeners - and welcome to the weekly chicago mob meeting. We hope you have fun!' This guy was fascinating, if you don't know his story - make an effort to learn it. Bonus Question 2: My wife isn't with me, she's back at home cleaning the stain off my brand new carpet in question 3. Bonus Question 3: It's a stain on my brand new carpet. Bonus Question 4: I'm a classy gent, I shall keep my donation private! |
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Reply by: Cantona at Jun 25, '13 02:01 | |
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Zmeika yawns as she begins reading the survey, as she reads she begins wondering to herself "Why am I reading this when I could be eating bacon? bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon...wait a second...where the hell am I?" She shrugs her shoulders and decides to keep her gun close while she finishes the survey. In the margins she begins jotting down her results. Number of As: 2 Number of Bs: 3 Number of Cs: 2 Number of Ds: 3 She giggles to herself as she reads "arsenic, bullshit, cesium" what a weird combo, but then she gets stumped on "Ds"...she'll get back to that later. She continues to read the questions Bonus question 1; after which famous mobster of the prohibition era do you take after the most and why?... to make it easier for you... here's a list! 'What kind of list is that?' Zmeika thinks to herself. " I am alllll woman, these are all men. Chauvinistic pigs! I should be added to that list!" She makes a note to pay the editor a visit. Moving on... Bonus question 2; so why is your wife with you? "What wife? This survey is clearly geared for men, why am I still reading this?" Bonus question 3; what do you see in this image? Zmeika stares at the picture on the page, and all she sees is zombies and blood splatters. Strange. As she reaches the last question she is hit with the realization that not only is it a survey for men, it's trying to squeeze money out of her! With a flimsy excuse like igloos for penguins?!?! Outraged, she throws the magazine on the table, startles the housewife preparing breakfast by grabbing a handful of bacon and runs out the door. |
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Reply by: Simply_Zmeika at Jun 25, '13 02:07 | |
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Name: The_Crow Number of A's: 0 Number of B's: 3 Number of C's: 4 Number of D's: 3 Bonus question 1: John Lazia, mainly cause were both from NY, and we both have a passion for horse racing! Bonus question 2: Because I bid the most! Bonus question 3: Umm? Black paint on a white wall! MEGA BONUS QUESTION 4: $613, cause it's what I made off my last petty! |
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Reply by: The_Crow at Jun 25, '13 02:08 | |
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Name: Nello (duh) A's: 0 B's: 1 C's: 2 D's: 7 Bonus 1: Fuck'em all, I'm original. Bonus 2: Because I'm adorable. Bonus 3: A foot. Bonus 4: Go Toucan! |
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Reply by: Nello at Jun 25, '13 03:05 | |
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Archer notices the sign. looks at it, reads it. What the shit? How bad can it be? Name-Archer, Sterling Archer
A's: 0 B's: 0 C's: 2 D's: 8
Bonus 1: Jack "legs" Diamond cause he escaped death several times and im always escaping death with the risk of the Mobster Life. Bonus 2: She isnt. She Is making me dinner and getting me a beer Bonus 3: Nothing...I got nothing...ink Bonus 55k |
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Reply by: Archer at Jun 25, '13 05:07 | |
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Name: KittieCapone A's: 1 B's: 3 C's: 1 D's: 4 1. Al "Scarface" Capone: Because he did horrible things but also fed the poor. 2. I bought her a fucking pony. 3. WHO THE FUCK SPILLED MY COFFEE? 4. If you teach a penguin to fish it will east for a day, if you wait, I'm fucking this up. |
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Reply by: KittieCapone at Jun 25, '13 06:13 | |
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Penquin looks at all the surveys that have been handed in so far. Woooo this is going very very well! Check you awesome guys out. If you haven't taken the quiz yet and you feel your answer should be E. Or you like to eleborate on why you chose a specific letter, do feel free to do so! It will give us more insight into your brain. DATA. DATA. DATA. (No penquins are not incog aliens.) The wall of fame soon will need more frames! I don't mind, I don't mind. Bigger igloo for the Penquin huzzah! A little rumour from the coffeeshops... Frank_Sinatra took the quiz and had only C's! I wonder if he's scared to post his results in.... pock pock ... oh wait thats a chicken sound. Anyyyways, keep those submissions coming guys! Also, if anyone has any input in the mobster persionality of Ziva and Cantona feel free to share. |
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Reply by: Penquin at Jun 25, '13 11:22 | |
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1. What is your favourite murder weapon? E. A thumb-tack, cause it takes finesse to kill with a thumb-tack. 2. The store owner of your local 7/11 refuses to pay… what do you do? E. Brandish my shiny thumb-tack menacingly until he buckles under the pressure and pays what he owes. 3. Your godfather informs you that you’re not kicking up enough… he says it politely but you know consequences are severe if he thinks you’re holding out on him… what do you do? E. Send him a lifetime supply of thumbtacks. 4. The feds are leaning heavy on you…. They’re informing you they’re doing a tax invasion investigation…. E. Invite them to have a seat....on poison tipped thumbtacks....problem solved. 5. Whats your favourite colour? E. Shiny....wait. Is shiny a color? Of course it is. 6. An earner steals your purse, filled with 5000 dollars. That’s right FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. What do you do? E. Insert thumbtacks under his nails, then take back my money, and his for interest. 7. For a while now somebody has been stealth shooting your boss his bodyguards, you guys are struggling to figure out who it is. Whats your plan of action?! E. Have your Boss and his bodyguards to wait in a park while you surround it with a trail of thumbtacks. Instruct the bodyguards to shoot in the direction of a painful yelp. 8. There’s a war going on and you’re assigned to kill a goomba… but you have a 600+ gun, FUCK! What do you do? E. Kill him with a thumbtack (did you see that coming?), and save the bullet for the more important targets. 9. You won 8 million dollars in the casino of a godfather from another city, he wants his money back… he says you cheated! E. Not possible, since I never gamble. Ever.....really......trust me. Seriously, I'll bet you right now that I have never gambled. Oh wait... 10.Your mistress is whining and sulking you’re not spending too much time with her. She’s threatening to call your wife if you don’t give her more attention. E. Sweet! Threesome! Bonus question 1; after which famous mobster of the prohibition era do you take after the most and why?... to make it easier for you... here's a list! Charles "Lucky" Luciano : because I heard he had a secret thumbtack collection. Bonus question 2; so why is your wife with you? Because what I have between my legs does NOT resemble a thumbtack. Bonus question 3; what do you see in this image? Seriously....blood-spattered thumbtacks...what else? MEGA BONUS QUESTION 4: $200,000.00 Cause that's how I roll. |
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Reply by: Dalton at Jun 25, '13 15:31 | |
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I pity the people who picked E. It is the most common letter in the English language, aren't you guys a bit original? |
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Reply by: Nello at Jun 25, '13 19:37 | |
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Name: Marc_Jamieson A's: 1 B's: 0 C's: 0 D's: 9 (seriously I think there is something wrong here...)
Bonus Questions 1. Antonio Cottone-He was a peacemaker, known for his generosity, and goddamn could he smuggle heroin 2. She's not, I'm the one who got stuffed in a van by Cash and Duke and forced to wear a maids dress, heels and fishnets. Lets never speak of this again 3. A rollerskating alligator, A diplodocus with a club, and a zombie laying on the ground listening to worms. 4. A one of a kind picture of Jono's left nipple |
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Reply by: Marc_Jamieson at Jun 25, '13 22:14 | |
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