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ADMIN MINI COMP: MR, as the bible. | Started by: Squishy on Aug 22, '13 20:09 |
This is a 1 day mini comp that expires at August 23 at 23:59:59. Prizes go from ho-hum to woohoo, with a few steps in between.
For competition sake, lets say we are assembling the King James Bible of MafiaReturns. Using appropriate language of that time era, contribute your own MR Themed chapter/verse(s).
I feel the site is adult enough to do this with humor, without showing disrespect. Please don't prove me wrong :) |
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(Feel free to submit multiple entries) |
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Reply by: Squishy at Aug 22, '13 20:16 | |
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For Izzy so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten NPC, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting Durdens. |
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Reply by: YogaFlame at Aug 22, '13 20:17 | |
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And the admins gave the following commands, to be passed down through the generations and ages of the sons and daughters of Mafia Returns; -Thou shalt have no other God but Squishy. Maybe enkindle at a push, if Squishy is busy. -Thou shalt have no other idol but Helpdesk. Helpdesk is a perfectly formed, solid mahogany affair. Bow down and worship it! -Thou shalt not take the name of the admin almighty in vain. Oh my god is an acceptable alternative. -Thou shalt remember too book Vday off work, and keep it sacred. Thou shalt remind thou's other half that Vday has nothing to do with romance, but EVERYTHING to do with mafia. -Respect thy mother or thy father. When they die, do not take to the streets crying like a little girl. -Thou must always kill. Ideally, thou must also leave a cracking whisper. -Thou shalt remember that no matter how many times you touch Squishy's leg, he will not commit adultery with you. -If thou should slip thine hands into mine pockets, thou should accept the risks and not cry like previously mentioned little girl when thou gets thine arse kicked. -Thou shalt not fake coffee shop logs. I mean, c'mon. If thou wishes to shame a fellow mafiosai, at least mock up a picture of them being rejected by Squishy. -Thou shalt not complain about what thou has not got or what thou has lost. Thou should rank up and do something about it. |
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Reply by: Ziva at Aug 22, '13 20:22 | |
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And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious Reprehension and they shall know that I am the GodFather, when I will lay my vengeance upon them with my gun. |
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Reply by: Constantine at Aug 22, '13 20:34 | |
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In the beginning Mort created the .org and the streets, One night Izzy spoke to Technical in a vision: “Do not be afraid; keep on jail breaking, do not be silent - Game is going down for maintenance/backups. We will be back up in approximately 1 minute. |
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Reply by: YogaFlame at Aug 22, '13 20:35 | |
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Squishy 24:7 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of 1%, I will fear no gun malfunction: for thou art with me; thy Reserved a Character Name for 3 credits and 200 credits of Bg's Mia's, and timer's thy have saved and bought on a fair price comfort me. |
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Reply by: TheSosa at Aug 22, '13 20:40 | |
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Squishy 69:69 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye not kill a player with the -4; as they may have a better chance at finding a family, and so they don't quit and tell their Friends not to visit us... |
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Reply by: TheSosa at Aug 22, '13 20:43 | |
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Squishy 18:7 Thy final payment for the meet house is due in 2 days, for thou are not able to fully financially secure the house. Thy 2013 Meet is being rescheduled to happen next year. thou refunds will be going out in approximately 1-2 weeks. Thank tho all those who expressed interest in the meet, thy hope we can re do this next year. For those still interested in a mini meet at around the same time, contact thy. |
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Reply by: TheSosa at Aug 22, '13 20:47 | |
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And without Ray DiDomenico it is impossible to please the warden, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him. Therefore, if anyone is in Bubba, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come! |
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Reply by: YogaFlame at Aug 22, '13 20:54 | |
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Crewleaders 1:56 And to know the love of Crewleaders, which passeth knowledge, that ye may learn to be the best mobster. Earners 6:5 And unto the Earners, the Crewleaders declared tax free days, so that ye may tribute handsomely. War 12:5 When they saw the last Bold fall, they rejoiced, for the war was over. Rogues 1:1 For thou not a Crewleader that hath rogued; neither shall fakery dwell among the truly authed. |
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Reply by: Zephyra at Aug 22, '13 20:59 | |
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Mario 1:1-10 "The Beginning" [1]In the beginning there was nothing but the empty and endless void of the internet. [2]But on the first day Mario said: "Let there be power!" and the Mafiareturns servers came on-line. [3]On the second day Mario saw how empty it was and so He said: "Let there be Words!" and words and text flooded the servers. [4]But on the third day Mario noticed how clumsy it was and so He said: "Let there be order!" and all the words were separated into readable text. [5]By then it was the fourth day and Mario looked at His work and decided that even now, with Codes and Words, the Order was still too clumsy and user-unfriendly so He looked through the Codes and moved them into Links and Full pages of work. [6]These links would all lead to just one page of work so that navigating the site would be easier. [7]On the fifth day He realized that even with His almighty powers he couldn't handle everything by himself if the site was to be a success, so he created FullMetal, and called him First Admin. [9] And the First Admin FullMetal supported Mario by doing His work in His place, giving Mario time to watch the Links as well as the code more closely. [10] On the sixth day Mario saw His work was almost done and he opened the servers so that everyone who knew about MafiaReturns would see the Game and witness His glory. |
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Reply by: SammyGravano at Aug 22, '13 21:05 | |
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And the war shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former crews are passed away. |
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Reply by: Toberius at Aug 22, '13 21:05 | |
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Train up a recruit in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it. |
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Reply by: Toberius at Aug 22, '13 21:07 | |
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Give taxes in all circumstances, for this is GodFathers will for you in Mafia Returns. |
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Reply by: YogaFlame at Aug 22, '13 21:10 | |
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Honour thy Godfather and thy Crewleader... You shall not covet your Sponsors's Currupt Agents At that time Squishy, the great prince who protects your people, will arise. |
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Reply by: JonnyTheMute at Aug 22, '13 21:28 | |
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Genesis 1:1. In the Begining, Squishy Created the Code. NOTE: This game is an original work. None of the code is from the original game.
Tho shalt not worship Bob, Bob is not a rogue.
Remember V-day, as ith the most holy of days
Tho shalt not bear false witness statements against thy neighbour
Tho shalt not steal from thy neighbour, tho shall instead steal the old ladies purse
“Even though I walk through Delaware City, I will fear no evil, for Tyler is a pussy who cant kill anyone."
Tho shalt check the recent deaths before loggin in, just incase
Once one's self has made it to top row of 60 second list, they may call themselves a success. |
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Reply by: BrickTop at Aug 22, '13 21:39 | |
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Forgive the shitty English and grammar; I've naturally wanted to echo the fact that the bible is extremely poorly written. For our next competition, might I suggest a contest rewarding the best portrayal of the Prophet Mohammed in a profile picture? |
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Reply by: Cantona at Aug 22, '13 21:59 | |
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returns 1:24: And Lo! squishy spoke unto the void, and thusly he spake: "let there be enkindle, that he may scribe into being the book of the code, and that as code be such as is falure, that the enkindle may createth in them a perfect code. but be it that no man may know of the perfect code. for as any man shalt know the perfect code, he shalt surely perish, and be cast unto the fires of the dishonerable discharge, where there wilt be weeping and gnashing of keyboards." |
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Reply by: Philli_stein at Aug 22, '13 22:46 | |
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Tiggiviticus 18:22: Thou shall not speak in Cancer, as one would in Divinelunacy. It is an abomination. |
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Reply by: DeadlySpikeS at Aug 22, '13 23:07 | |
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