I call Dan a jackass all the time and it hasn't backfired on me yet. I keep making more money! I would fully endorse calling Dan a jackass as a way of furthering your career here.

Sheamus walks by, hearing the soothing tones of Tom Jones' voice. He can't help but join in.

Forgive me Delilah, I just couldn't take any more. 

U wot m8?! U better shut ur mouth u cheeky little cunt i swer 2 crist ill hook u in the gabber m8.

Judging by the statement made, I'd say the problem was solved with a gun instead of calling somebody a name, the name calling was just included, but ultimately it was a bullet that solved the problem.  Just going to throw that out there.

It's quite unprofessional to abuse the streets and attempt to slander a good man who was attempting to be polite.

You know what is unprofessional though?
You WACKED! Y.

Dan, I'd be careful.  This guy seems to have some supernatural connection.  He knows exactly what the last words spoken to a dead man are.  That's scary if you ask me.

Haha I would say Y2 is either 10 or 13 and butt hurt!

Mandalore looks around stunned.

You call this love? I feel sorry for your upsetting sense of it. Mother must not have shown you any affection. 

Is that a sorry attempt of calling me fat. Well you got some stuff to learn kiddo. Your pretty pitifully!

Pardon me I mean Pitiful 

and like a child would be so eager to point out ones mistakes. I applaud you!

Mandalore gives a round of applause for the know-it-all.