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Jokes & Riddles Fun Competiton - 3 M USD Total Prizes | Started by: MasterMind on Jul 28, '15 19:05 |
It was 10:00 Am when MasterMind finished drafting some words on a piece of paper in front of him, He then gave it to his associate who was standing next to him and asked him to post it on every pole in every city so that everyone can read it, his associate took the paper and left the room right away to do what he was told, The Paper Said: Hello My Dear Fellow Americans Are You Looking for Some Fun ? You Are all invited To Our HQ in Chicago. Can You Tell a Joke ? Are You A Mysterious Riddle Teller ? Do You Know Some Magic Or Can Tell Some Poem? Are You Lonely & Looking for Some Fun. Come Join Us. Drugs, Drinks & Girls on The House. Everyone will receive a gift of 20,000 USD for Joining Us. We will Pick the Best 6 Participants (From All Categories) First Prize: 1 M USD Second Prize: 0.75 M USD Third Prize: 0.5 M USD Fourth, Fifth & Sixth Prizes: 0.25 M USD Winners Will be Announced after One Week From Now. Let The Party Begin. |
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I am a movie star when the sun is down and they have no direction the often look for me for help but yet in the credits I am not mentioned who or what am i Answer the north star |
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Reply by: Mafiatrivia at Jul 29, '15 04:39 | |
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MasterMind lisnted to MafiaTrivia's Riddle and was about to start thinking of an answer, when he was surprised that M.T. answered it, so he said to him: You Should give us some time to try to solve it bro, if we fail to do so you can provide the answer, Where is the fun here, then he smiles and continues to say: It is an interesting riddle anyways, Thanks A Lot. |
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Reply by: MasterMind at Jul 29, '15 13:45 | |
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TLM:> (The_Laughing_Man with a smile), made his way to the Chicago HQ. He wasn't overly confident, however he knew a few riddles and jokes that perhaps could impress the crowd. Eventually when he found MasterMind he tapped him on the shoulder. |
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Reply by: The_Laughing_Man at Jul 29, '15 14:43 | |
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*Breaking News* This just in...
It appears that a toilet has been stolen from the local police department... As of now, the cops have nothing to go on.
...this has been a special report, thank you and good day. |
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Reply by: MightyMouse at Jul 29, '15 20:32 | |
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A little fun...
The local gangster sat next to me in the pub with his stunning young, blonde girlfriend. I pretended I was sending a text and took a photo of her impressive cleavage.
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Reply by: Nefertari at Jul 30, '15 00:51 | |
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Chucky reads the invitation to Mastermind's Jokes and riddles competition.
Hmmmm... girls and drugs on the house for a joke or a riddle?? Consider it done.
Chucky eyes up the finest looking girl in the house and gives her the wink and the gun as he takes the stage for his moment in the limelight...
"Why'd the chicken cross the street? To get to the other side."
With that Chucky takes the beautiful girl around his arm and heads out. |
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Reply by: chuckyknuckles at Jul 30, '15 00:58 | |
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Reading the invitation that MasterMind has put forth Stella decides to join in on the fun, scratching her head for a moment lost in thought she looks up and ponders a bit before giggling to herself as a big silly grin begins to grow across her face "Between your Naval (belly button) and your knee there is a hole you sometimes see.. You stretch it, you pull it, you can do it no harm, You can stick a thing in it as long as your arm! What is it??" Mumbling to herself Stella saunters off to let others ponder her clever riddle |
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Reply by: Stella at Jul 30, '15 02:28 | |
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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Sucks to be me :S
I tried water polo but my horse drowned. |
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Reply by: -WildBoy- at Jul 30, '15 13:19 | |
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I have this good friend... great guy really. |
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Reply by: Phil_Steak at Jul 30, '15 14:40 | |
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Reply by: MasterMind at Jul 30, '15 17:17 | |
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I am the first living thing to use solar power who or what am i | |
Reply by: Mafiatrivia at Jul 30, '15 17:21 | |
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TLM:> chuckles with delight. "You are close, but no cigar my friend. Would you like to take another guess, or shall I tell you?" |
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Reply by: The_Laughing_Man at Jul 30, '15 17:25 | |
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Reply by: MasterMind at Jul 30, '15 17:27 | |
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What kind of fruit do you make when when you dump water on some one | |
Reply by: Mafiatrivia at Jul 30, '15 17:30 | |
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TLM:> pats MasterMind on the back. "You're getting closer, my friend." |
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Reply by: The_Laughing_Man at Jul 30, '15 18:06 | |
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No one had seen Freddie since high school until he showed up to the bar one day with the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen, and so much money stuffed into his pockets they were overflowing. But for some reason, he had a giant orange head now. I said "You seem to be doing well for yourself Freddie", unable to stop staring at his giant orange head. "What have you been up to?" "Well," said Freddie, "it was the strangest thing. I found this lamp, and a genie popped out of it and granted me three wishes. So my first wish was to be rich beyond my wildest dreams. Now I have more money than I know what to do with. I was never really good with the ladies, so for my second wish I said I wanted the most beautiful woman in the world to be mine, and that's how I got her. Then for my third wish, and this is where I kind of messed up a little, I asked for a giant orange head." |
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Reply by: Mishka at Jul 30, '15 19:38 | |
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MasterMind laughed a lot on Mishka's Joke, it was very nice. Freddie seemed to have fucked himself up. He should have been careful with words. |
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Reply by: MasterMind at Jul 30, '15 19:49 | |
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MasterMind feels worried a little bit because there is not too many people participating nowadays in his competitions. Hopefully this status will change soon, he is investing a lot on this to make sure it comes out in a nice way. Anyways, he is always optimistic. Things shall get better soon. It has to. |
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Reply by: MasterMind at Aug 02, '15 06:45 | |
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Butterfingers is walking down the street when she hears the cries of what sounds like a desperate man trying to make peoples lives a little happier. She can't help feel a little sorrow and decides to wander over and see what the shouting is about. "Why hello good sir." Butterfingers says as she approaches Mastermind. "What seems to be the trouble here?" Mastermind tells her of his endeavor to make people smile and Butterfingers decides she can help a little. "I tell you what, I will help spruik your cause within my city and see if I can bring some of the kind folk down here to have a laugh. And if anyone from within the great city of Chicago wins first prize, I will match what you give them. And on top of that, anyone from within my fine family wins any prize I will match that as well."
"Ohhh I almost forgot..." There was a young lady from Arden. And with that Butterfingers turns and continues on her merry way. |
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Reply by: Butterfingers at Aug 02, '15 07:01 | |
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