Cards Against Humanity that is.

It is the goal of a few dedicated MR players, who are also dedicated CAH players, to make a "MR Deck" for the latest craze to hit the Mafia Returns community. We want to make a Mafia Returns themed deck to spice things up at our local hangout:
http://cardsagainstequestria.com/

Over the next few days I will be accepting your contributions and asking some of the more hardcore players to help pick out the cards we will use and put together a kick ass MR Deck.

This is not a contest, this is something fun for those who play or who are interested in playing to do.

There is no limit to the number of contributions you make, you can post them here or to me via Mob Mail if you'd rather not suffer ridicule or give away your amazing thoughts.

All suggestions MUST be "Mafia" or "MR" related.

Here are links to some examples of other CAH cards for an idea of what we are after:
http://cardsagainstequestria.com/info/cards?expansion=16#black
http://cardsagainstequestria.com/info/cards?expansion=2#black

Have fun! We can't wait to see what you come up with. Do your best, do your worst, be as twisted as you like... But keep it Mafia/MR related.

Yes!

Black Cards

I had as many kills as ______ on my last character.

I used ______ as currency to sleep with EA's mother.

90% of MafiaReturns user base gets auth'd by ________.

What is IzzyCreamCheese currently banning the user base from doing?

_______ Ended the Rouge's pitiful attempt! They beat ______ to the hit.

White Cards

An obese woman sliding a grape fruit on her man's penis.

Winning a race on Rogue by refreshing over 1000 times and being the only person to shoot at him.

Cybering in a street thread.

Accidentally posting full frontal nude pics of your-self in #divinelunacy.

Here are some "MR" related cards that have already been added to the deck. These were submitted to me and are not a product of my brain.

Black Cards:

• In an unfortunate event, you 1%'d ________
• Tyler takes a final stand to uphold his values about ________
• Taking the game into reality, you attempt to wack _______
• You blew a red light while driving because of _______

 

White Cards:

• Premier
• Off
• Fatal Wackback
• Screaming like a little girl
• Forgetting to buy drugs before you fly
• Forgetting your MIA
• A dreaded 1%
• Suiciding on your account on Vday
• Complaining to the admins
• Fucking up your post with goddamn HTML gibberish

Hopefully this helps!!! 

Even if you don't play we want to know your twisted thought patterns. Even if it's just ONE card you submit.

Black Cards

• It's 3 A.M. and your RH just sent _________ to your phone to wake you up.
• Please welcome MR's newest HelpDesk, ___________.
• SpikeSpiegel, like all MR admins, has an extra _________.
• Your accountant has received $100,000 from an anonymous source. The note "________" was included.
• To celebrate ____________, Izzy has introduced a new game feature that grants bonus wackstat for _____________.
• FlyingPig's latest rant: "Everything Wrong with __________"
• The newest auth has demanded _________ as a requirement for Made Man.
• You were thrown in jail because your corrupt agent was too busy __________.
• The only reason to ever stop refreshing your target in a war.

White Cards

• Izzy's deer-melting headlights.
• The combined emotional and physical damage of a typical MR meet.
• Pulling the cord on comatose crew members.
• Member whoring.
• Finding everything wrong with your arguments in the Streets.
• A pitiful first wave.
• The persistent absence of a single goddamn proer.
• Multiple dishonorable discharges, multiple revivals.

Just some off the top of my head.  

Black Cards

Last night you tipped an agent for _______ while on the run from the ________.

A bodyguard made off with your _______ whilst you were defending your ________.

You just seen _______ do a petty crime at _______.

Izzycreamcheese wasn't aware he had too ____________.

The Godfather got gunned down by ________ after trying to take over PH,NY,DT & CH.

White Cards

An old Lady's purse.

KuKu's anus.

Lending Striphe cash for his gambling addiction.

A Thug.

A Civilian.

A Gangster.

A Goomba.

An Earner.

A Wiseguy.

A Mademan.

A Capo.

A Boss.

A Consigliere.

A Don.

A Godfather.

After losing his gun and hitting the armory like a jackass.

Taking too many red bulls too stay awake for the 124 man Durden spawn.

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That's just off the top of my head I'll try and think off a few simple classics and come back to you.