*From the entry of the church a black casket that holds the recently deceased can be seen. And though it takes a moment for your eyes to adjust to the dim light, you see a woman in a black veil place a white rose on the casket. You watch as she wipes a tear from her eye. She lights a candle in remembrance of the deceased and walks down the aisle wiping the tears that are now cascading down her cheeks.

The only light inside the church is from the flickering candles on the altar. The candlelight casts an eerie glow across the priest's face. He hangs his head as he starts to read...*

"Friends, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects to our friend, simpleJon. May they rest in peace. Those wishing to pay their respects may do so at this time."

Rip, sad see you here.

Please contact when your son returns

RIP man.

Sorry this happened to you from one of my idiot members.

Please come see me upon your return.

Sorry to see you here brother,  bad way to go.  Rest well my friend.

Rip Jon

We have been a tight-knit family for a very long time now, losing any of them is a great loss. We shall miss your presence, and we hope to open the doors for any of your kin who wishes to follow into your footsteps. Your death was random and unnecessary.

Rest well and we shall drink beer and maple syrup in your memory

It is sad to see you here.

Rest in peace Jon

Rest in Peace

Much love and respect. 

RIP. Noone deserves to die like this.  I hate to see it. 

RIP old friend. I don’t know why you are the unfortunate person that has to have this happen to you again. Your death has been avenged, and I’d welcome your kin with open arms. Please come see me and we’ll make sure that you are properly compensated. 
 

RIP.

RIP Jon. Very sad and you will be missed. 

Super sad to see you here my friend.  Rest in Peace.  Have your kin get in touch with me if they come back to these shores.