*From the entry of the church a black casket that holds the recently deceased can be seen. And though it takes a moment for your eyes to adjust to the dim light, you see a woman in a black veil place a white rose on the casket. You watch as she wipes a tear from her eye. She lights a candle in remembrance of the deceased and walks down the aisle wiping the tears that are now cascading down her cheeks.

The only light inside the church is from the flickering candles on the altar. The candlelight casts an eerie glow across the priest's face. He hangs his head as he starts to read...*

"Friends, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects to our friend, Transistor. May they rest in peace. Those wishing to pay their respects may do so at this time."

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RIP bro stay in touch

Thank you for this run. It started fun and got better. It was a helluva way to go out.

Love you brother <3

You ran a great family and district. I have no regrets. I think history will show that removing you was a mistake.

Rest in Peace, sir.

That was a very nice run my friend. You did an amazing job. I dont know why this happened but im very sorry in seeing you here.

RIP transistor

This run would not have been a fraction as epic as it was if it wasn’t for you. Much love. 

Rest in peace man. I am glad we were able to connect after so long and for the opportunity to work with you.

Sorry to see this. You did well kiddo. Thanks n stuff. 

Rest with the angels.

(When you're ready to talk, you know where I am.)

Whilst people never turned up to his speeches, here they are, finally.  A charmless mute like Transistor was barely noticeable in person, so of course people need to the dead noodle arms in person.

RIP

rip hun!

Amazing run and I am glad that I got to know you. Rest well, you earned it. 

Thanks for taking in this weird one and for letting me suck up to you.

Suck's Transistor's thumb one last time.

RIP

I will make sure there is warm panera up there in heaven for you my friend

RIP and it was a pleasure working with you 

rip godfather

i did enjoy the talks and connection we were starting to build, rest well after this good run!

RIP my friend.

Rest in peace hun.

RIP Godfather

RIP you are truly one of the greats and I am so happy you got this long and solid run. You're loyalty and friendship is truly one of a kind and one that most people here will never really understand. Thank you for everything <3 

Honestly you're better than this place deserves. Happy I could ride with you with again like the old days. See you tomorrow when we play some cards and laugh about the whole thing. <3