*From the entry of the church a black casket that holds the recently deceased can be seen. And though it takes a moment for your eyes to adjust to the dim light, you see a woman in a black veil place a white rose on the casket. You watch as she wipes a tear from her eye. She lights a candle in remembrance of the deceased and walks down the aisle wiping the tears that are now cascading down her cheeks.

The only light inside the church is from the flickering candles on the altar. The candlelight casts an eerie glow across the priest's face. He hangs his head as he starts to read...*

"Friends, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects to our friend, Ruffian. May they rest in peace. Those wishing to pay their respects may do so at this time."

You’re still on probation.

Thanks for the laughs pal <3

Noooo not Ruffian :((((

RIP my friend

oooooh ruffy thank you for the laughs and the joy of knowing you sir 

may you rest easy my friend

RIP man

thanks for all the business we did and all the advice .. I still remember the fun stories with your father and those were my BEST times in the streets.

even if you wanted to buy my quads super cheap :D:D:D:D

rip bro

I don't know why you joined me after I shot you directly in the face, but I'm so glad you did.

You are one of the funniest dudes I know. I really feel undermined to find you here.

RIP

Rip

I hope you're lying stark-bollock naked inside that coffin, Scruffian. You deserve it mate, let it out. Thank you for everything. Rest in peace.

Rip