*From the entry of the church a black casket that holds the recently deceased can be seen. And though it takes a moment for your eyes to adjust to the dim light, you see a woman in a black veil place a white rose on the casket. You watch as she wipes a tear from her eye. She lights a candle in remembrance of the deceased and walks down the aisle wiping the tears that are now cascading down her cheeks.

The only light inside the church is from the flickering candles on the altar. The candlelight casts an eerie glow across the priest's face. He hangs his head as he starts to read...*

"Friends, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects to our friend, Apophis. May they rest in peace. Those wishing to pay their respects may do so at this time."

Allegedly loved Queens 

Lived in Brooklyn

Apophis was a beloved bald fraud

RIP

Such sexiness should not be allowed death; this world is not colourful enough without you in it. RIP handsome <3

I can't believe someone would kill such an innocent soul. And quite frankly, I am annoyed I didn't get to do it first.

RIP lovely :P <3

On Wisconsin, on Wisconsin!
Plunge right through that line
Run the ball clear down the field, boys
Touchdown, sure this time!
 

RIP Apophis! They finally buttered our toast.

Absolutely hate to see you here! You're an absolute beast and one of the best friends any could ever want! Thank you for everything all the time! Been a hell of a run to say the least 

Apophis,

I appreciate my ancestors getting the chance to work with you.
I hope you rest in the finest Wisconsin cheddar.

Until next time.

Oct.