Friends and family of this cruel and miserable world,

I need all of your opinions on something that has been crossing my mind as of late. You see, there is a certain person around here. This person will remain nameless for the sake of being respectful, but any of you who look around will know who I mean.

This person has a tattoo, with an emphasis on a certain letter that I just can't understand. Allow me to explain what it is, and why it confuses me. Here's a picture of the tattoo;

ciVillian

 As you will see, this tattoo is the poorly-spelled word civillian - but the emphasis on the letter V here makes me think this person is trying to combine civilian and villain, which irritates me even further.

First of all, you spell neither word right. Civilian is spelled the right way as; C I V I L I A N - and you spell it as C I V I L L I A N. Villain is spelled the right way as; V I L L A I N - and you spell villain as; V I L L I A N. Yet still you feel the urge to try your damnedest to combine these two words to make yourself feel cool and evil. I get it, you value your ego and need a neat slogan to match. "I'm the ci VILLAIN!" Or would it be ci VILIAN? Despite how little sense that actually makes to be inked on a mobster's arm. You do you, baby boo.

You see what is wrong here? Good.

Now, then. People, kids, dogs and squirrels. How many of you does this also irritate profusely, and how would you go about this if you had said tattoo? Would you perhaps get it removed? Cover it up with a pretty pink flower? Maybe you'd even stand by it because it's unique, in some way, shape or form. Who am I to judge? I'm not cool enough to have a misspelled tattoo.

I'm more irritated by the lack of a shout-out to robots in your list at the end there, to be honest.

Henri frowns, and walks off mumbling about coffee.

SQUIRRELSSSSSSSSSSSS!

No regerts!

I took your speech very seriously and thought long and hard. You're correct I have officially covered up with a pretty pink flower and I feel beautiful now thank you for your constructive criticism and concern! 

HMMM... now, it seems pretty much like medieval Roman representation of numbers to me, but not following any determined rule for adding or removing... But then Cletus always sounded like a clitoris to me, why maybe Cletus evoked a pink flower, covered by being long and hard...

Did He mean he was in good well terms with some females around? Did She mean her clito was long and hard? Does He/She have IDentity problems? Is he/she selling dildos? We might never know the truth; His entourage might speak better instead...