Emergency Installment of The Life and Times of FearlessJ

FearlessJ walks out to give yet another epic speech to the people.  After all, they had been begging him with fan mail since his last speech.  

FearlessJ has made more money than he could ever dream up.  Money was not after money, nor fame however.  FearlessJ did not want attention, he simply wanted to represent the people.  The people needed a voice, and FearlessJ was it.

Ah, what brings me here to the streets yet again?  I need not money nor fame, so what?  Heh, I am doing all this as a favor okay. 

Ah, on to business, sometimes FearlessJ does not come to the streets speaking and preaching of good news.  Today is one of those days, I come not with good news, but a day in the tumultuous shoes of FearlessJ.

It all started about a week ago, more or less....

The day after my epic speech (The Life and Times of FearlessJ Part 2 of 69)

There was a slight breeze in the air as the sun rose with my COCK.  FearlessJ took a deep breath and inhaled the morning air.  It felt as if FearlessJ was going to have the day of us life as he went for his morning 10 mile jog.  

As FearlessJ jogged through the early morning(?), he passed his HQ, and glanced inside.  What did FearlessJ see?  Well, FearlessJ saw LarryLongNeck fast asleep.  He looked adorable, more adorable than usual.  I continued to jog, as the sun became glaring.

It was about 03:07 p.m. when I arrived home, and FearlessJ still felt a positive vibe in the air.  Almost as if, FearlessJ was going to have one of the best days of his life. 

Little did FearlessJ know, his day was about to change his life, for the better.

It was about 05:49 p.m. when I was about ready to leave my mansion.  The mansion contains 12 bedrooms, and 10 bathrooms.  There is a Jacuzzi, where all the bitches I plant my SEED.  Anyway, enough about my glory and pleasure I spread.  On with my day, as for breakfast you might ask?  I had 240 grams of protein with zero carbs.  I am not a FAT slob fuck like many of you.

I departed the house and headed over to the HQ, it was still somewhat quiet, as I walked around looking for all my little whore sluts.  Ah, they were nowhere to be found.  I was not happy, but not upset either.  I saw Menace walking around like a dumb shit, lost like usual, with a dumbfounded stupid look on his face.  I say hi to him, but he just looked at me with a blank brainless stare.  I continue on.

I decide I need to take a piss.  Hey, when nature calls, it calls.  So I walk into the urinal, and I find NickyMouth scrubbing toilets like usual.  I miss the urinal, as the ANACONDA gets a bit out of control.  Sometimes I have to tame the son of a bitch, as it has a LONG HARD THICK mind of its own.  I wave NickyMouth over to wipe he fallen piss clean, and like an obedient dog, he does.  I flip him a coin, and he seems content.  What a good child.

So I walk back into the HQ, and go to our living area, it’s a beautiful area, with TheMadHatter laying her ass on the couch.  She gives me an unbelievably dirty look.  I wonder to myself, what the hell is the matter with her?  

TheMadHatter tells me to go fuck myself, she also indicates she refuses to ever talk to her again.  

FearlessJ wonders why in the world TheMadHatter wasnt talking to him.  Was it because I mentioned her love for me in my speech (Part 2 of 69)?  FearlessJ was going to lose sleep over this.  She was pissed.  

FearlessJ was sad, so damn sad.  He was also puzzled.

"[00:37:20] FearlessJ: I thought I did well :S
[00:37:30] FearlessJ: heh, another installment shall be started tomorrow?
[00:37:34] FearlessJ: 2 installments 1 day
[00:37:36] FearlessJ: 2 girls 1 cup
[00:37:40] FearlessJ: exhausting"

NickyMouth stepped in at this point to try to come to TheMadHatter's immediate aide.  

"[00:38:19] NickyMouth: MadHatter we will post our own in the streets soon :) no worries haha it'll be glorious. You've already seen how strong my street presence is from the OOC haha
[00:38:24] NickyMouth: So chill :)"

FearlessJ was so confused, he thought he had done the family proud in his speech, he had become very distraught.  

TheMadHatter had not said a word to him since their initial encounter until she stated this:

"[00:39:44] TheMadHatter: I'm done"

TheMadHatter contemplated taking her own damn life because of my speech.  Was it really that impactful FearlessJ thought to himself.  Well, obviously it was!

FearlessJ began crying

So I walk out of the living area to get away from the psycho in the living area.  To my relief there is peace and quiet, until this fat shit Menace arrived.  His face was red as the ass that I slap every night.  He looked aggravated, he was full of anger.  He was full of shit in a way too, but thats besides the point.  

Being the gentleman that I am, I greet Menace, and to my shock and surprise he said this: 

"[00:41:57] Menace: Who the fuck do you think you are fearless? Joking or not you act like a fucking cunt an it's gone on too long"

FearlessJ was so confused, I ask him what he is talking about? :S  Has he gone mad FearlessJ wondered? 

FearlessJ stood up from the chair he had just sat on in case he needed to whip Menace's EMO ass.  Menace continues..

"[00:42:24] Menace: You are the SOLE reason why people are fed up here"

At this point TheMadHatter has sprinted into the room wondering what the ruckus was, and says this:

"[00:42:50] TheMadHatter: Menace don't waste your time love"

FearlessJ replies:

"[00:43:18] FearlessJ: :\"

I was so damn sad and confused, puzzled by all this shit I was having to take, all because of my damn speech.  For everything I did for my family, there seemed to be an uproar. 

The Menace continued throwing his hissy fat fit:

"[00:44:01] Menace: No fck that it's one thing to be a piece of shit, but she stood up for you"

To which TheMadHatter Replies...

"[00:44:21] TheMadHatter: I just know better now. It's no big deal"

FearlessJ is a highly intelligent mafioso which is blatantly obvious to the people, but this shit is still confusing me.  At this point, FearlessJ is sad as fuck, as more words were exchanged:

"[00:44:29] Menace: And you repaid her by embarrassing her in the streest
[00:45:34] FearlessJ: :S
[00:45:44] FearlessJ: chill head brother
[00:45:47] TheMadHatter: Menace let it go
[00:46:24] FearlessJ: my whole FUCKING family has turned on me :S"

I wondered what he meant by streest, but I've gotten used to deciphering his idiotic ass, so it took me but a second to figure out what the moron was trying to bark. 

Menace had completely lost it.  He had gone mad.  You could see the belly fat gyrating profusely.  This intimidated FearlessJ, he had never seen quite a gyration of this magnitude. 

FearlessJ become depressed, he was all alone.  His family had completely turned on him after his unbelievable speech.  He was confused and hurt.  

The end was nearing as TheMadHatter disappeared for the night:

"[00:47:23] TheMadHatter: Have a good night all
[00:47:35] TheMadHatter: Menace calm down sweetness
[00:47:42] TheMadHatter: It's ok
[00:47:42] Menace: I ain't your fucking brother. He killed himself to get away from you
[00:48:13] Menace: Night hun sweet dreams, I'm callig it a nigh too
[00:48:38] FearlessJ: Goodnight you 2
[00:48:49] FearlessJ: dont let the bed bugs bite you :S
[00:48:50] NickyMouth: Lol Menace peace brother
[00:49:12] FearlessJ: perhaps a full night of sleep will calm their heads :S
[00:49:13] TheMadHatter: Sleep well menace
[00:50:14] Menace: And you aswell themadhatter
[00:50:35] FearlessJ: SIGH :S"

The night had grown long, and morning was soon approaching.  I was still angry, hurt, sad, and most of all confused by all this.  

FearlessJ laid on the couch, as Menace had already stormed out like a whiney bitch tits.  The gyration had proved too much stress on his fat body. 
FearlessJ continued, and to his surprise something special happened:

"[00:53:51] FearlessJ: I feel as if my family has stabbed me in the fucking back
[00:53:55] FearlessJ: all the FUCKING work i've done
[00:54:02] tacocat: FearlessJ, I would never!
[00:54:03] FearlessJ: the street presence and knowledge i have brought
[00:54:06] FearlessJ: and they have shit all over it
[00:54:08] FearlessJ: great
[00:54:09] tacocat: I appreciate EVERYTHING YOUVE DONE
[00:54:11] FearlessJ: just fucking great
[00:54:15] FearlessJ: thank you tacocat :("

To my surprise, tacocat shows up, and greets me and shows me the support I longed for.  I had contemplated taking my life for fear of Menace, but tacocat talked me out of it.  Without tacocat I would not be delivering this very speech. 

tacocat continued with words of encouragement throughout the night.  Tacocat had a disagreement with NickyMouth at one point, and he threw a hissy bitch fit.  Warning me, that if I didnt stop being tacocat's friend, he'd dismiss me as a friend.  That was music to my ears.

I decided to sleep at the HQ that night, as the boss was eventually going to arrive.  I had to let him know the tragedy of which had occurred upon his arrival.  

I woke up early that morning, because I kept having nightmares of that terrifying Menace LOL :S.  I went looking for him attempting to resolve whatever issues he had, only to find that little fat shit had back-stabbed his family and retreated to another HQ.  

Now, this HQ is our mother HQ run by the beautiful/gorgeous Angy, however, I saw weakness.  It was blatantly obvious Menace was scared of FearlessJ.  His nerd rage had proved useless to FearlessJ.  Menace is a short little fat nerdy shit, he has run to the comfort/protection of Angy (The beautiful/gorgeous), and that is okay.  Angy had clearly pitied the sad little shit.  In Angy's defense, Menace wouldnt have survived the night had she not rescued the scared pup.  

When Menace arrived that morning to Angy's HQ, the urine on his pants had stained from the encounter with FearlessJ.  He smelled of piss and shit, but this was pretty regular for Menace.  He smiled as he entered his HQ, feeling relevant once again.  He was now in the presence of a Godfather.  Surely he is now destined for GREATNESS.  

Angy greeted him graciously, as he entered the living area of the HQ.  As he was about to sit on the couch, Angy slapped his stupid fucking face. Menace had a shocked looked on his face.  Angy directed Menace to clean the shit off the HQ toilets.  Vile had just taken a dump, and it reeked of decomposing COCK.  Menace sadly walked to the toilet like the obedient shitfuck he is and began scrubbing.

The END

What is the moral of the story you might ask?  Simple!

The moral of the story is that Menace is living proof that shit can sprout legs and walk, and at times RAGE!

Until next time folks....

FearlessJ tips his hat

Anonymous Key
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Awe sounds like you have a crush on Menace 

tacocat can confirm that all of this is true. tacocat would also like to make a shout out to NickyMouth and remind him to stop being an idiot.

tacocat blew kisses to the large audiance captivated once again to FearlessJ's true and utter greatness. 

P.S. You're all lovelies, but FearlessJ is our true king.

tacocat pounced off to admire FearlessJ