It had been a very productful day for Peroxide. His plans were coming together nicely, and things were almost ready to put into play. He just needed to gather the masses in the streets to gain interest in what he was about to unveil. He was confident that the people would love the idea! 

Not much longer after, it was finished. He had all the plans ready. Now all he had to do was bring them to the streets and hope.people would get on board, it was time for some fun. He whistled loudly, in stepped Reginald. He signaled to him to get the motor running, it was time to head into the streets. Peroxide picked up his papers, stuffed them into a briefcase and followed after the thug and jumped into the car, to the busy downtown streets. After driving through town for a few minutes they came to the hot spot where everything went down.

"Alright, this'll Reggie. Come back in 30 minutes and I'll be ready to head back with you." "Yessir" Reggie replied as Peroxide stepped out, looking at all the faces in the crowd. He shut the car door behind him and looked for something to get the crowds attention, he didnt want any of those shitty soapboxes that people liked to use. So he took out his pistol, stared at it for a few seconds.. All of a sudden he clicked the safety off and lifted it towards the sky and let off a couple of shots. You should of seen the panic in peoples faces when they heard it, but if that didnt grab their attention, what would?

"Good afternoon Ladies and Gents, I hope you are all doing well. I come to you all today with a little... fun! You see, I have had this idea. It's called: Out of the Pan, into the Fire!.. What is it you say? Well wonder no more.."

Peroxide undoes his briefcase, takes the flyers he had been working on and hands them out for people to read.

Out of the Pan, into the Fire.

 

What is it exactly?

This will be a series of "Roasts" A roast is when you take a group of people (You lovely bunch in this case), and we take one person, and insult the shite out of them for fun. Sounds good right? I bet there's a lot of you rubbing your hands together.

How does it work?

Voting.

Everyone that wants to take part, will vote. You all send your nominee's to myself in a mail. The person who gets the most votes, gets a roasting. From anyone and everyone who wishes  to join in!

The Rules:

No Racism.

No Real Life personal details brought into it. ie, sexuality, peoples children, Religious beliefs.

 

Most stuff will go, we will accept the old mother jokes, sister jokes, incest jokes etc etc as long as they are not bringing the roastee's personal real life family members into it, it shouldnt be a problem.

 

If you feel like you've gone a little too far, then you probably should reconsider your insult.

 

Once said person has been roasted, they cannot be roasted again, and multiple votes from one person will not count.

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Once I receive enough votes I will come back to inform you all of the roastee, then you will have 48 hours to ready your best, or worst insults. There will possibly be a reward for the best one!

"You all have till 23:59PM Sunday the 27th of August to register your votes and decide on which unlucky soul is going to get it. And with that, I bid you a pleasant evening."

Peroxide stepped out from the crowd, just at that moment Reggie turned the corner and pulled up next to the kerb, he stepped in and they drove off back to the HQ.