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| Once more upon these roads . . . | Started by: Mr_Pickles on Dec 31, '07 02:02 |
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*Walks onto the streets and wanders around looking about. Mr. Pickles starts kicking a can down the road.* I remember these building, I think. Why yes, look over there, it's Dick Gozinya's Adult Book Store and Novelty Shoppe. Ah, look! It's the old Pickles' Home for Wayward Girls! I wonder whatever happened to Anastacia Beaverhausen's teaching career. Walks a few more blocks I remember this place . . . it's the church where Father Pat McGroin used to take confessions and bets on local snail races. Ah, the good old days . . . and look! It's the old broken down remains of the COSL building, complete with chalk outline of some poor bugger who committed suicide off the roof. I can't remember what his name was. These old streets bring back such memories for me. I wonder if I can make some new ones here. Looks up And, there it is! Just what I've been looking for! The Tabloid News Office building, a division of 47 Enterprises, an L.L.C. of Pickles Global Inc . I wonder if that old typewriter is still on the ol' desk! |
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| Reply by: SotallyTober at Dec 31, '07 03:53 | |
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*The Captain finds himself walking down the same street he always walks down this time of day, except this time he finds something different. Among the buildings, one always stood out as being particularly gaudy. He always thought it to be abandoned, but today he notices a funny looking man entering the building, and his interest is piqued* Somebody actually has a use for that ugly place? *The Captain says to himself* And The Captain thought he's seen it all... *The Captain shrugs, and stares at the building, waiting to see anything interesting happens* |
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| Reply by: TheCaptain at Dec 31, '07 04:08 | |
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| Indeed, mon Capitan, this building has quite the purpose. I see the French Maids have taken some time off, and the Swedish children who ran the printing presses have grown up. I shall have to work very hard to get this place back into order, but rest assured ladies and gentlemen of the masses, you shall see great wonders (and odd odours) come from this building! | |
| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Dec 31, '07 05:00 | |
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47 Enterprises...now there's a company I remember. My great, great, grandfather died wearing one of their supposedly bullet-proof vests. It is good to see that a man of your character, Mr. Pickles, has decided to return to these streets. Although, a warning must be issued to those unfamiliar to you: stay out of the tabloid news! It'll lead to the ruin of your reputation. |
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| Reply by: Duh_Nero at Dec 31, '07 05:09 | |
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| Haha! The good ol' 47 Enterprises Novelty Bullet Proof Vest! They were quite the hot seller in the old catelogue. And, the Tabloid will get you! | |
| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Dec 31, '07 05:23 | |
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