I'm, like, totally upset that somebody shot at me!  I mean, they even put a burn mark in my favorite dress! It was sooooo cute, too.  Like, it had these little flowers all over it, and a pink trim, and a little cloth rose right here! Swallow points to her shoulder.  And the worst part is that they stopped making that dress!  Like, where am I supposed to get it now? Because there's, like, no way I'm going to take it to that nasty tailor and have him repair it.  He smells funny.

I'm shockingly still alive due to my absence in the war alone it was all luck but i'm glad to be here even though my entire city was destroyed i'm in good sprirts

Hearing the cries and torrential outpour of tears, Billy decided it was time to step in as - once again - the savior of lonely housewives, feminine husbands and the elderly. Pulling up the sleeves of his blue dress shirt, he began his pitch.


"DO YOU HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS?"

Two large men approach a father and son, and, before they react, the father is shot down. The two men flee the scene, while an omnipotent force magically carries the dead father into the same weathered old black casket down the street by the same, old weathered funeral home. With the son alone, he begins to cry out.


"WAHAHAHAHAHYYYYY DADDY? YOU HAD JUST HIT 200 KILLS AND THEN IT WAS TAKEN AWAY!!!! HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE WITH THIS .22 YOU LEFT BEHIND?!"


A strange elderly man walks by the son, whispering something in his ear before dropping a dirty brown bag at his feet. The son examined it as the man walked off.

"THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS? THAT'S IT?! I'M ENTITLED TO MORE THAN THAT, GOD DAMNIT!"

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hmm this hotel has termitesss!!!!!

rubbing his chin a lil he listens as the crowd comments, and sitting on a barrel he slowly thinks of the amount of people who died recenty.

With so many sons and daughters of the dead coming to these shores i would of loved to see some of the journals of what the dead believed they achieved or how they made a difference.  Many played parts that only few saw or realised and i think could as much be a learning experience for many as motivation for the future.

I'm pissed off Gaius shot me after saying "later traitor" not that I wasn't free game, but I had just pro shot our crew leader and thought some mistaken associate had gotten the witness statement and acted prematurly to defend the boss.

Still confused by the later traitor - never was in a NY crew and had been Philly/LA my whole life but eh...Pops went out guns blazing after shooting some enemy (in addition to the pro shot) so c'est la morte.

Vito, it is admirable that your father went out guns blazing, but you seem to have slightly missed the point that FullMetalJackoff was making through cunning and clever use of irony and sarcasm. Either that, or I myself have missed something, in which case I'll be wiping the egg off my face and departing in as stealthy a manner as possible.

"Hyung sits down getting ready to complain"

My dad died not even knowing why or even who killed him shi the didnt even know what city was attacking. War seems to come now because of those who cant take knowing that one is jsut as good as them or becuase of one persons grudges. I'm tied of dieing because one person hates someone else and have a grudge or one person said something wrong to anohter. Why should we all die becuase of one person idea of war or whatever