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| Tobias, Romance, Murder, Chicago & The POLHF | Started by: BiasedAgainstTobias on Sep 06, '17 11:56 |
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It has only been a matter of hours since Romance was brutally and unjustifiably murdered. Romance romanced, that's what he did and he did it romantically. There's rarely been someone who unified the disparate, who sated the frustrated and who danced with such joy and verve. We mourn him. As all women and most men, and Teq, must surely do. But we must do more than this. We must avenge him. Tobias killed Romance and Tobias is from Chicago. So Chicago will be targeted. So it is that vengeance has been struck. Teams of gunmen have been scouring all cities, except Chicago, looking for members of Chicago. Targets have been selected. Anyone working for Chicago is considered - most are discounted as being viable targets on account of their protection and rank. A Protected Made Man, for example, is pretty much exempt for having vengeance unleashed upon him, or her, or Teq. For it is clear that it is the lower orders that are being dispatched to even the score. Our guns have not been silent. Tacocat was shot dead, a Goomba, Tacocat met her end in the first flush of fury following Romance's murder. An investigation into her death revealed that, actually, her bloodline were friendly with Romance's and that she should never have been killed. Our operative received a dressing down for this - shouting was heard, with one superior saying "she had a fucking LarryLongNeck tattoos very visible, how could you not realise she wasn't to be targeted." We must learn from our mistakes. And we surely did. Less than three hours after the first strike, the second strike was made. Big_Smoke was shot dead - two Goombas in less than an afternoon - two strikes against Tobias. Two sure signs that those who murder our comrades will be punished. Tobias, if you don't want to attend more funerals, then you must speak to us and atone for your sins. For more of this will surely follow. Of that, you can be sure. Until we have ratified our missions statement and certified our name, we shall we known as The POLHF. We are not Insidious - we are The POLHF. |
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Mass damage inflicted there boys and girls. The likes of that this world has never seen before. Outstanding work, THE POLHF. |
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| Reply by: South-paw at Sep 06, '17 12:09 | |
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| More to come, and you,South-Paw,should get back in your sad little box. | |
| Reply by: BiasedAgainstTobias at Sep 06, '17 12:10 | |
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But it gets lovely in there. It's much more fun to poke my head out every know and again to see this much fear and terror caused. Who's want to miss out on what you achieved this morning.
Top work. Can't wait to see more to come. Quakity effort once again. *Golfclaps* |
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| Reply by: South-paw at Sep 06, '17 12:12 | |
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Quakity? This proves that you're as stupid as you look. I'm gonna look into your pissant little lineage |
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| Reply by: BiasedAgainstTobias at Sep 06, '17 12:14 | |
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What a lower form of wit it is that you have to resort to picking at people's ability or lack of as an insult becuase you have absolutely fuck all else to offer - apart from killing 2 goombas, and then coming out with this ridiculous statement.
Look Into it all you like pal. I'm an open book, no hiding here. everyone pretty much knows my lineage, so ask around. You can also has nudes too, if you want them. |
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| Reply by: South-paw at Sep 06, '17 12:17 | |
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| Can I has nudes? Can I really has them? | |
| Reply by: BiasedAgainstTobias at Sep 06, '17 12:19 | |
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If you ask about, a few people already do. So go knock yo socks off |
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| Reply by: South-paw at Sep 06, '17 12:20 | |
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| You're a credit to your family | |
| Reply by: BiasedAgainstTobias at Sep 06, '17 12:32 | |
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always have been, im scouse. it comes with the territory. |
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| Reply by: South-paw at Sep 06, '17 12:33 | |
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Scouse, huh? Bald & a virgin too? I remember you... |
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| Reply by: BiasedAgainstTobias at Sep 06, '17 12:38 | |
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2/3 correct. age is catching up to me, but even with my my balding hair i still look hawt. Not a virgin though, ask your sisters, mates, mother. |
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| Reply by: South-paw at Sep 06, '17 12:41 | |
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| If it moves, fuck it. Think I'll adopt that as a new motto. | |
| Reply by: DrWankenstein at Sep 06, '17 12:51 | |
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| DrWankenstein doesn't get a point | |
| Reply by: BiasedAgainstTobias at Sep 06, '17 13:11 | |
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Bullets moves to in the air.If you are going to fuck everything it moves you can try to catch one and fucking it but I am not sure about that the damage will be lesser than the pleasure pal.It is a bad selected motto. Rev starts to giggle and runs into the shadows like a little girl who bruised her knee and cries to the mother . |
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| Reply by: Revenger at Sep 06, '17 13:33 | |
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| Yes, perhaps I should have clarified a living thing, uh I mean person. I mean, who fucks a plant? Obviously the original motto rolls off the tongue a lot easier, so I'll stick with it until I can steal a better one from someone else. | |
| Reply by: DrWankenstein at Sep 06, '17 13:43 | |
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| Tobias, protect your city. Talk to us | |
| Reply by: BiasedAgainstTobias at Sep 06, '17 14:04 | |
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And here I was thinking the Rogues would be done... |
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| Reply by: Dubliner at Sep 06, '17 15:17 | |
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Dubliner, my linage is far, far more important than yours - that is self-evident. And Olivia is more important than you. |
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| Reply by: BiasedAgainstTobias at Sep 07, '17 08:43 | |
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Hm. Seems random to say here.
May I ask where this aggressiveness is coming from? |
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| Reply by: Dubliner at Sep 07, '17 15:07 | |
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