That guy clears his throat, looks at the crowd and takes a timid posture.

What can I say about Lunara that would be more appropriate to start with than her eyes. The eyes of the wise see and know all. Long may you stand kind of but not really tall. With a skilled hand she does what she does best, leaving her employer far more satisfied than with the rest. Lunara, Lunara the wise. She'd never take me seriously. Lunara, Lunara the cruel.

Please stop beating me with a metal spoon, ThatGuyOverThere IV

I'm going to have to ask you to back the fuck up off my woman.

Silky swiftly moves through the crowd, chewing on his toothpick with two of his best ladies following him closely. He shifts his eyes back and forth before smoothing out the shoulder of his fur coat. He clears his throat before he speaks.

"Well, ThatGuy, what can I say about Lunara that hasn't already been said? She's the most bodacious purple female I have ever laid eyes on. She makes me want to get rid of all of my ladies just to get a piece of that blueberry angel cake."

Silky chuckled to himself as he looked around.

"Now gentleman, Lunara is a fiesty one. Now that man I'd hate to fight. Cause she wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em."

ThatGuy slaps Ronin as hard as he can with a glove,

Those are dueling words.

ThatGuy slaps Silky as hard as he can with a bag of rusty nails. 

I'll handle my light work after the duel.

While George was stood listening to Ronin and ThatDude argue he had a great idea..

Hey! You two! Why dont you erect a statue of her in her honour.

Ronin snatches the glove from ThatGuy's hand and fits it onto his own. 

Anyone who is anyone will tell you that Lunara and I are the greatest couple in the history of "our thing." We have been in love for years and years, spanning generations! Our dedication to each other is unparalleled!

He grabs his crotch with the gloved hand and throws his spare hand into the air, like he just don't care.

A duel it is, scoundrel! I will defend my busty queen's hono(u)r!

ThatGuy returns dragging a bloody corpse through the street.

I've removed one pretender, my dear wise Lunara. Can you please stop beating me now? Will you not return my love after I've gone to such lengths? Lunara, I wait for your response on baited breath.