Bar was all full.A smoke cloud was raising from all the tables.Sound of glasses hitting to each other , lighters being clicked.Everyone was waiting for the comedian to come out and have some fun.He was a new guy to the States home country of  England and this show wasall  about some good old dad jokes.Who doesn't like some bad dad jokes, they are indeed stupid but funny in another way.First act was about dad jokes but there will be another acts for other days .He was on a tour around the States and first stop was Downtown Detroit.As soon as the comedian stepped up on the stage a loud applause followed.

'' Hello guys thank you for the warm welcome it is good to be here  , my name is Aaron O'Brian  and there is my favorite dad jokes.''Aaron got one sip from his beer and started the show.

''What is Orange and sounds like a parrot ?''

*A carrot

''What do you call it when two chips fall in love?'

*A relation dip

''What state has the smallest drink ?''

*Mini-soda

''Who is the best Kung-Fu vegetable ?''

*Brocc lee

''What is the best day to cook ? ''

*Fry-day

''What do you call a ghost poop? ''

A boo-boo

''Why couldn't the toilet paper crossed the road ? ''

*He got stuck in a crack 

''What did the fat girl say to the pig ? ''

DA-HAAMMM

''What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck ?

Milk and quackers 

''What does a robot frog say ? ''

Rib-ot 

''A blind man walks into a bar and a chair and a table and and people ''

''Why did the banana go to the doctor ? ''

Because it wasn't peeling well

''What has four wheels and flies ? ''

A garbage truck

''Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side chopped off ? ''

He is all-right now.

And announcer took the mic ''Thank you guys for being here , Aaron needed a time out for 15 minutes then we are going to continue.You can refresh your drinks.''

''Ladies and Gentlemen are you ready for act two ??'' announcer said. A mediocre applause followed.''I can't hear you !!'' announcer yelled.Some how applause's got insane and some whistles had been heard.

''So i got some glasses of whisky back there so i am going to tell you a story.'' Aaron said.

'' I got so many good memories back in England , but i dont remember them all properly because i was like (he puts his index finger on his temple) and says  (hiihiiii).Cops were a little bit rough to handle , they would stop you for anything.They will got you outside and (Wiiioww) '' What are you doing ? '' and you say ''Walking ? '' ( Started to pace around the stage like a drunk man).But i know something though , if you can make a cop laugh they will work with you but you got to really make them laugh you cant  just go with ''AAA '' you need to make them go ''HAHAHAAA''.One time i made a cop laugh so hard , he almost peed on himself.I know it because he said it ''You don't understand i goddamn nearly pissed myself.''. And it is same in here.

Yeah man drinking here in town you got to be careful man .Some people can handle it, you know who you are  and some people can't.You have no clue.Guys you know when we get loaded we turn into three people.We either the '' I love you guy '' , ''I hate you guy.'' or the ''CMmmre guy'' you know that guy right ? Aarron yells '' HEEEEY!! Cmm here '' i know because it is me .When people get  drunk they say things they don'T mean but when i get drunk you hear something like ''Woohhoooooo.I am goinn runnin.'' .And don't drive your car when you are drunk , you know when you are drunk when doing laps in the parking lot to find the exit HELLLO!!!.

If you are driving drunk you can hear the magical sound '(Wiowww) one of two things will comes in your head either one ''I am okay , i am fine.I can beat this '' or two '' I am gonna go to jail .I am gonna go to jail.I am letting you know babe i am going to go to jail.Tell the kids i love them'' again if you can make the cops laugh you have a chance.If you do get pulled over for drunk driving . Pull over as slowly and safely as you can.So you have that in mind you are already going to jail, why not have some fun first.If you are drunk and you have tilted windows have a little extra fun .Take off you seat belt , jump over to the shotgun side put on your seat belt back on and just wait for the cop.He will come to the driver side with his flashlight and you are sitting there with a childish poker face and say ''He was here a second ago. I don't know where he went .Excuse me what ?Me drive ohh hell no  i am fucked up'' 

So speaking about that i get pulled over from a cop one night going home from a late donut drive through . I made a left turn instead of making a right but i wasn't  giving attention because i had a box like ''Ohhh you are going to get it when we got home.'' '' Ohh you have been so bad.(Wiowww) ''Awww '' i pull over .''Laaater'' I am sitting there passionately and cop is taking forever.So i got my box , put it over my lap and flipped it open and cops gets to the windows and says the same thing they say '' Do you know why i pulled you over ? '' it is too easy i looked at him and said ''Because you can smell it '' .Oh he was dying man whatever he let me go man .You just got to be careful with your jokes dont cross the line.

''Thank you i need another short break i will be right back.''Aaron walks to the backstage.