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| JohnnyAxe | Started by: Zig-Zag on Jan 04, '08 00:28 |
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JohnnyAxe is a ROTTEN! COLD HEARTED SON OF A GUN. HE KILLS TO HEAR YOUR SCREAMS! He would shoot your skull open while you were sleeping. No, he's not very kind at all. OR IS HE! There is a side to JohnnyAxe most don't know, the side of JohnnyCareBear! Oh gosh! A caring side to the devil in boots? How can this BE! Thoughts and/or hillarious comments are welcomed, that is all. Carry On... ... I SAID CARRY ON DAMN IT! |
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I will kill anyone that calls me "Care Bear." Zig-Zag, I will likely kill you. That is all. |
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| Reply by: JohnnyAxe at Jan 04, '08 00:30 | |
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Johnny "CB" Axe, I've known that since I requested, oh so eloquently I might add, my invitation into this fine family. I've made peace with the fact that I'll be killed by you. In fact, I've come to think of it as an Honor! I mean, the man who's killed GIANTS (No, literally, I saw him choke slam a fucking 10 foot Sphinx the other day, it was great) will take time out of his day to kill me. It'll be LEGENDARY! |
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| Reply by: Zig-Zag at Jan 04, '08 00:34 | |
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| JohnnyAxe...caring? Please, the only thing the man cares about is how much pain and suffering he can cause, before he offs a person. Even his tag-team partner, often feels the man is going to snap, and break his neck in the blink on an eye. This man is no Carebear, he is a fuckin' Killbear. | |
| Reply by: TheCaptain at Jan 04, '08 01:05 | |
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To prove how caring JohnnyAxe really is, I present my (completely forged) evidence: [01:10] * Off has joined #badass [01:11] [@Trevil] I'm lonely, I need some care in my life. [01:11] [&JKalos] Fuck off, Travis. |
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| Reply by: Zig-Zag at Jan 04, '08 01:13 | |
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| Johnny "Care Bear" Axe? Wow I definitely like the sound of it... | |
| Reply by: MrDiablo at Jan 05, '08 02:54 | |
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If we're going to slag off Johnny, let's do it properly. Johnny is quite the (dull) character. His pappy was once a leader that authed an ancestor of mine and I was very grateful to him. But damn... that's where my gratefulness ended when his pappy died, so did my respect for him. Personally, I find Johnny to be rather boring, the fence sitter we all used to hate. He does very little work for his family (PLEASE, don't tell me he does... my blood has been in that family before). He leaves the majority of work to Oliver, which is terrible because Oliver just listens to the hitsquad and obviously... all hitsquads want is death (I don't blame the hitters one bit, I'd do the same). Johnny's organisational skills are up there with every shit, failed underground group that's ever existed, he couldn't organise a drinking session in a brewery. He regularly ignores his fellow family members questions, mails and coffee shop chats. Those who are about to come out and defend him over this particularly subject, please be silent. Anyone who isn't already in his good books, or Oliver's for that matter, gets ignored. Now... some are going to preach to me about how he is a busy man and how he doesnt have to answer everything people say... you're right, he doesn't but of all the people that grace this world, he is probably around here the most frequent and he I know he does very little in terms of organisation and famiyl stuff, so why should he ignore the people that needs help? LaaDiiDaa. mwah! |
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| Reply by: Father_TeQ at Jan 06, '08 09:31 | |
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| hey if you were given crew jobs from your first day here without ever having to earn it, you'd be a dick too | |
| Reply by: dookie at Jan 06, '08 09:56 | |
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JohnnyAxe... No really, he's somewhat a nice guy. He's like most of us: show him respect, and he'll show you respect. But if you talk shit about him, he's definitely not gonna care a rat's rear about you, because you'd be wasting his fucking time. And time, to people like him, is expensive. we all know that. And there's that fact that not all of us are as big as him... I'm not kissing ass or anything.. I know from what I've heard that he's a ruthless sonofagun. He can kill anyone. But that doesn't mean he can't hug anyone. my respects, slaide fernandez |
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| Reply by: slaide_fernandez at Jan 06, '08 09:58 | |
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Father_TeQ, your accusations are laughable. I'm sorry that your bloodline has never been privy to the work I do for the family, but I don't trust you and I didn't trust your father (or is it grandfather?). I'm really not sure what the hell my grandfather was thinking when he authed SingWhenYoureWinning, because, from what I hear, your great- great- (really, what is it now?) grandfather didn't care too much about his family, leaving them unsponsored by begging the gods to kill him. However, I digress. There is one thing you said, though, that I'm confused about. I can see why you may be mistaken in the other matters, but when have I ever ignored someone? I'm dying to see your "proof." |
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| Reply by: JohnnyAxe at Jan 06, '08 12:40 | |
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Work you do for your family? That is fucking LAUGHABLE. Want to know how I know you do very little work for your family? Your own boss told my ancestors at their frustration over the lack of work you actually do. (OOC: She was having to do an assload of MR related crap while at work and you were online and did NOTHING. As for your ignorance, I do not wish to endanger anybody's life but my own and as I know what a slimy pair of bastards you and your boss are, I refuse to name the people. |
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| Reply by: Father_TeQ at Jan 07, '08 08:17 | |
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ya know... The only thing JX and the rest of his hillbilly family are good for are lazy ood fer nothing crew leaders who wanna just sit back and do nuthin while the best rhm to ever grace these shores in 6 years does all the hard work... ummmm..hmmmm! yeah, thats it! |
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| Reply by: DennyCrane at Jan 07, '08 08:21 | |
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| Jesus Denny, why you gotta go drag me into all of this? | |
| Reply by: Octavius at Jan 07, '08 09:09 | |
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