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| Mr. Pickles Opinion Booth | Started by: Mr_Pickles on Jan 04, '08 04:50 |
You walk along the street and you see a small little lemonade-esque stand on the sidewalk. There's a sign over it that reads
You walk up to the proprietor, Mr. Pickles, and inquire. "Good afternoon, sir. What is your opinion on the weather?" "I wish it was darker so I wouldn't have to see your funny looking face! If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd advertise him as a Nosferatu lookalike!" "Well, what is your opinion on the current state of affairs?" "I'm all for it, as long as my wife doesn't find out." Now, come on up and get an opinion! |
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Opinions huh? You have intrigued The Captain. *The Captain pauses for a minute, thinking of just the perfect thing for Mr. Pickles to give his opinion on and then he realizes just what that perfect thing is...himself* Mr. Pickles. The Captain would like to know...what is your opinion of him? *The Captain hands over the said fee, to Mr. Pickles* |
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| Reply by: TheCaptain at Jan 04, '08 05:12 | |
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Mr. Pickles giggles O CAPTAIN! my Captain! my fearful opinion is here; Your wife has a very nice rack, the prize I sought is won; My opinion is near, the scoffs I hear, the people all waiting, While follow eyes the steady keel, my opinion grim and daring: But O heart! heart! heart! O the bleeding drops of red, Where on the deck The Captain lies, Fallen cold and dead. And not a moment too soon. I hope my Whitman references are not lost. |
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| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Jan 04, '08 05:50 | |
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| Dead?! Well that isn't very nice... | |
| Reply by: TheCaptain at Jan 04, '08 05:53 | |
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| Well, my opinion of niceness is that it's highly overrated. Unless it's directed towards me. 5 cents, please. | |
| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Jan 04, '08 05:57 | |
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But The Captain didn't ask for your opinion on niceness... *The Captain hands over five cents anyway* |
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| Reply by: TheCaptain at Jan 04, '08 06:02 | |
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| My opinion is that this is a wooden nickel, and I'll need real currency from you. No I.O.U.'s please. | |
| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Jan 04, '08 06:17 | |
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Intervention walks towards Mr Pickles Well Pickles what is your opinion on Cathy Parks lovely breasts ? |
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| Reply by: Intervention at Jan 04, '08 08:04 | |
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*Walks up to the booth, drops a nickel into the tin can* Mr. Pickles, I was curious about your opinion on my profile picture. Some people tell me it was hastily done, or that a 5 year old finger painting could do a better job of it. What's your opinion? Also do you have a mailing address for Ms. Manners, I'd like her opinions on a few things also. |
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| Reply by: Mr_Obvious at Jan 04, '08 14:33 | |
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Well, Intervention . . . I would love to form an opinion about Ms. Parks, however, she hasn't allowed me ample research opportunities, which is completely unfair in my opinion. Mr. Obvious, my opinion of your appearance is . . . hey, get your filthy paws off my desk, you damed dirty ape! Your portrait looks more like Bauhaus art. I had a friend once upon a time, Duchamp, who could have offered a better opinion, in my opinion, but your nickel is non-refundable. And, the address is Ms. Manners 1234 Shutyerpiehole Ave Albuquerque, New Mexico 87713 |
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| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Jan 04, '08 21:11 | |
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Hello there, and good day Mr_Pickles. I woke up this morning, and an enormous realisation dawned upon me. As I drew the curtains, and looked out over the Las Vegas skyline, my eyes were drawn ever upwards by the brilliant azure of the cloudless sky overhead. Now, I'm not sure what I think of the sky being blue. Any advice you can offer me to plagiarise would be most welcome. And may I have some change please, I only have a quarter. |
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| Reply by: Goosington at Jan 06, '08 00:13 | |
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My opinion is that the blue skies are smiling at thee. Nothing but blue skies, do you see. In my opinion, you've never seen the sun shining so bright, everything's calm, and in my opinion, everything's bright. I'm sorry, in my opinion it's in my best financial interests not to give change. So, thanks for the quarter. Is this all people want to know about? You can have my invaluable insights on ANY and ALL subjects for a mere pittance! Come one, come all! |
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| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Jan 06, '08 07:14 | |
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| Oh dear Pickles, what is your opinion of me? (Are we still on for some man love?) | |
| Reply by: Father_TeQ at Jan 06, '08 09:18 | |
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sniffs Hmm, you have that old man smell, somewhat like Old Spice and coffee. Weird. My opinion of you is that you are aged. Much like a fine vinegar. It's also my opinion that it is good to see an esteemed man of your stature walking the streets. thanks for the payoff to say those nice things |
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| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Jan 07, '08 06:28 | |
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Mr. Pickles, what is your opinion about me? Hands him a nickel. |
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| Reply by: riri007 at Jan 07, '08 14:14 | |
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Duh_Nero walks up to Pickles' shabby stand... Mr Pickles, What is your opinion regarding the hazing of new initiates? Do you have any techniques that you prefer to usher in the new blood? |
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| Reply by: Duh_Nero at Jan 07, '08 19:51 | |
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riri007, to be honest, my opinion of you is that you haven't warranted an opinion from me. Thanks for the coin! Duh Niro . . . in my opinion, hazing is a time honoured and necessary tradition. As a matter of fact, there are a few things I enjoy doing. In my opinion, it's always fun to lend the new kid your car, then call the police and report a car theft. I also like substituting their Coca~Cola with Pepsi Cola and watching the looks on their faces. In my opinion breaking down someone's sanity until they're a disheveled mess and a husk of what they once were is the goal of any hazing. In my opinion, social Darwinism is quite entertaining. |
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| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Jan 08, '08 05:37 | |
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| whats your opinion on cloning? | |
| Reply by: Caeser at Jan 08, '08 17:42 | |
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| The ONLY good clone in an evil clone, in my opinoin. Where is that guy anyway? | |
| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Jan 10, '08 05:08 | |
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| Begun, this clone war has. *drops a nickel into the slot* Mr. Pickles what is your opinion on customers who do not pay. I've noticed several customers getting free opinions. If this is the case, may I have my two nickels back? | |
| Reply by: Mr_Obvious at Jan 11, '08 23:39 | |
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