Honeydew slowly and carefully steps up to the podium. The podium consisted of a raised wooden platform with three red, white, and blue folded circular cloths underneath it's base. While tapping a single sheet of paper with both hands on the wooden podium, her voice rises noticeably.

"Greetings all of those who have chosen to attend. My name is Honeydew and I have reached these fine shores of opportunity with a driven passion to succeed and will put forth an effort of camaraderie and teamwork, nonparallel to anyone else except one's own expectations of the greatest standards known to mankind and beyond. I welcome all of your standards and expectations of me to be challenged as I hope to set an example to my boss, Don Cletus Kasady.  I henceforth begin my journey here, being at the lowest level of society. Through hard work, dedication, and perseverance in these trying times, I hope to thrive and flourish on these lands. A time where scarcity meets issues of social justice and corruption, I turn to my fellow crew members and greet you formally and enthusiastically towards a booming future for our city and our community. Thank you Don CletusKasady for your invitation and may abundance and trust be blessed upon your territory. 

Honeydew steps down from the podium.