It all started last week and now I am a changed man. I cannot walk these streets the same anymore, the sin that fills the air does not bring me as much enjoyment as it once did. I have a new obsession and I need to talk about it. It all started one faithful night at the park...........

ONE WEEK AGO

I was walking home and I decided to check out the park at night. It was so peaceful and I sat on a bench near a old lady. She was so kind and she was feeding the birds with her bread. A smile covered her face and then something happened. I came up to her and slapped the bread out of her hands and pulled out my pistol from my jeans. "HAND ALL THE MONEY OVER GRANNY!" She looked at me confused and scared at the same time, She reached for her wallet and her hands were shaking it took her way to long. I grabbed the wallet myself and darted it down the park and down the street. It was so easy it was the best mugging ever, no screaming, no crying she just handed over the wallet. But then it happened to much even the local Chicago news had a name for my crimes. THE ELDERLY MUGGER! Yeah this is weird but I could not stop. It just shot out at the oddest places. This included the grocery store, the zoo, a ice cream shop and at the movies. What is wrong with me???????????? But it just became part of my everyday routine and everyday  I continued to do it. They soon were so scared of me they made sure to have someone with them at all times. It became a little more tricky but no matter. 

Present Day 

I am in the jailhouse for mugging a 90 year old grandma at the hospital. I have to admit on this one I might of went a bit too far. I decided after I received the wallet to roll her down the hill in her wheelchair and just watched as she went down the hill at terrifying speeds. I mean sometimes the elderly are annoying with there snoring during the movies and crankiness at times but cmon. But it's too late to dwell on this now it's time to bail myself out of this jail. But I have no money on me, I need to call someone. I decide to call..................... Mom? Nah she is still mad at me for stealing her car. Dad? Nah he stopped talking to me after I accidentally knocked over his Mom's earn on the new carpet. I mean a man can make mistakes okay. Grandma? Nah I mugged her too........ shit