Ghost Catchers Episode 2: Season 1 Bumrush in the Woods

I sit and wait in the woods for my time to strike. I study the shifts of the guard around the compound, and who is coming in or leaving. The whole compound is surrounded by a large fence with barbed wire on the top. So scaling over the fence is not a option. I only see a few trucks coming in from there patrols around the compound and the forest around it. That might be a option, to take out one of those trucks and then steal it posing as a guard and get inside. But too make sure of my plan I look again and realize that is the best option to take to get inside. I go farther into the woods and see a pickup truck circling a smaller set of dirt roads. I slowly make my way down a dirt hill, making sure to keep out of sight as much as I can and keeping to the covered areas. I make it down to the road and make it too a bush that is closer to the road. The pickup takes a left turn and heads straight towards me. I grab out my pistol and pop out of my bush and fire shots into the window of the driver. One flies hitting the man in the head and the truck slams into a quick stop. The other man grabs for his gun and jumps out of the truck at me. I see him and fire a shot hitting him in the heart and he falls to the ground dead. I move over to the truck and undress the man and disguise myself as him. I make sure to hide both of there bodies and I continue to drive around for a bit before heading back to the compound. 

To get into the compound you have to get through a checkpoint that inspects anything entering or leaving the compound. He looks at me from his box and sets down his newspaper. He is chowing down on a sunflower seed and comes towards me. He spits out the seed and asks me "You seem kinda early why are you back so early?" I yawn as I answer "I think I partied a little too hard last night and my stomach is killing me. I am gonna call it a night and head in if that's okay for you." The man looks me for a second and I start to dry heave and he quickly let's me in. I drive in and see a bunch of guards inside patrolling. A tower close to me holds a M1 Garand and he looks at me for a quick second before continuing to look out into the woods. I find a spot in the parking area and get out. I holster my pistol and I make my way down farther into the compound. I take a left and walk down a small path between a large section of crates and fence on the other side. I see a cultist put on his hat and then go into a dim lit cave that descends. I cannot see where it leads to as it looks as he dissepears into the cave. Infront is two guards holding two MP40's. I walk up and take a left and they stop me for a second. "What are you doing down here?" I fumble for a answer in my head and come up with a answer. "I'm the new guy I'm supposed to meet with the Captain and I have no idea where I am supposed to go." The man on the left starts to laugh and begins to speak. "Yeah I was there once too kid, just walk a little farther take a left. There should be a set of tents and the first one is where the Captain stays. I nod my head and make my way to the tents. I at least know where the cultists lair is at. 

I make my way for the tents and get to the captains tent. It's a abnormally large tent two times larger than most of the others expect for the medical tent. I hear some loud noises coming from inside and a few female moans. SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS IN TROUBLE! I open the flap to the tent and see the Captain going down on some lady and she screams as I enter. "Sorry, sorry" I say and I close the flap. The captain yells back at me. "Get your ass in here soldier". I open the flap once again and I look inside. The captain gets up and puts on his pair of pants. He is a mid 40's caucasian male with some balding hair. He is also wearing some camo pants now. 'So you're the new kid huh". He moves his hair to the back and the woman gets up and seems in a pissy mood. "Excuse me we were doing something!" The captain turns around and looks at her with a firm look and then looks back at me. "Don't mind her she usually keeps her filthy whore mouth shut. Now go make two sandwiches for me and the new guard." She quickly dresses and runs out to make us some sandwiches. 

The captain instructs me to sit and I find a seat by his desk and sit down. "So I am going to give you a small speech and then we can continue on with our days okay." He grabs a mug of coffee on his desk and takes a slug down before continuing on. "We are to make sure nobody can harm our payers and make sure they can continue to do there satanic shit. So that means if you see anybody you don't know it's okay too take them out. It's better to kill them now before they reveal our location to there freinds. Your post will be at the back tower which is vacant right now since our guard went down with a illness known as AIDS and was killed because of it. Okay that's about it do you have any questions? 

I nod my head no and I get up. We shake hands and I open the flap of the tent and continue to walk around the compound. 

As I begin to walk down and around the compound, I see about twenty guards walking around or occupying the guard towers. Still disguised as a guard I can easily walk around the large compound without being suspicious to the guards and cultists. I decide to walk back to the cave entrance on the corner of the right side of the compound. The two guards see me and wave at me before continuing to talk. I walk close to them and grab my knife and lodge it into the torso of the guard to the left and he falls to the ground lifeless. The other guard finds the knife lodged through his neck and he falls to the ground lifeless. I hide there bodies as best as I can and I make my way down the cave. It's barely lit by a couple of torches on the wall and I can hear chants coming from farther down the cave system. I take some stairs and find a little area looking over the main room which is holding a sacrifice. The man is holding a chicken and he looks to be Ozzy Osbourne. If I was in the future I would of been stocked to see such a idol to the masses. He sacrifices the chicken and the blood spreads hitting his robe. He fills a cup with blood and takes a sip from the cup. He passes the cup around and then I see the target. The cat comes from the back and he comes out holding a bird skull in his hand. 

"MY PEOPLE I HAVE ARRIVED". He was sitting in a little thrown being carried by a couple of cultists. They drop him down beheind Ozzy and he rises from his seat. He comes to the circle and grabs Ozzy and he climbs onto his shoulder he swings around his neck and continues with a speech that he has been practicing for weeks. "Today we will become gods among men and we can take our places as rulers of Earth! Now follow me we have some business to take care off. He walks out down a corridor and no remaining cultists remain. The room is then empty and I find a way down and I follow them down the same corridor. I follow and then see a cultist coming my way. I hide behind a small portion of the stone wall that sticks out enough to hide my body. I grab my knife from my coat and I am ready to kill the cultist. As soon as he comes in inches of me I push him into the wall and repeatedly lodge my knife into his torso and he falls to the ground dead. I continue to follow the corridor farther down the cave. 

I come to a large area which is full of satanic tools and inside is a large coffin in the middle of the room. I look around and can't find anyone that could be a danger to me and I decide to slid the lid of the coffin open. Inside is a male that I am not known too. I close the coffin and turn around to see a cultist staring at me. He pulls out a hatchet and runs at me with me. He swings with an overhanded strike and I go for his torso and tackle him to the ground. I lodge the knife into his exposed neck and he drops the hatchet and becoming completely lifeless. I grab his body and find a way too fit him within the coffin over the other's man decayed body. I then take a left and go farther down the corridor. I find a bathroom and check it out. Inside a man is taking a piss and he is holding the wall taking a piss. It must be a nice piss since he is enjoying it a bit too much. I go to the urinal two away from his urinal and take a piss as well. He smiles at me for a second and then continue to take his piss. he finishes and goes too the sink to watch his hands. After he is done he comes over to me to talk. "I never seen you around her man are you new or something?" I laugh and decide to not answer since I was just taking a piss. I walk around him and try to wash my hands. Then he continues to talk. 

"I might not be the smartest guy in the world but I know we don't have any new members so why are you really here?" I turn around and he has a twisted look in his face. He throws a right jab that hits me and I stumble back too the sink. I grab out my knife and go after him. He blocks it with his hand and throws my hand back. I throw a heabut and it hits his forehead and he stumbles back a few inches. I then see my opportunity and thrust the knife into his torso and then whisper something in his ear. 'Haven't you heard of the guys rule in the bathroom faggot?" He falls to his knees and then I throw out the knife from his torso. I then clean my knife from the blood, using the sink. I then quickly move out of the bathroom and try to find a way out of the cave. 

As I exit the cave I see the cave surrounded by guards of the compound. I am dressed as a cultist but I think they know me and my cover is definitely blown. One of the cultists walks up to me and he whispers in my ear. "What do you think you are doing?" I freeze up and then he begins to laugh. "The party has already started man your missing it!" He leads me through the compound and into one of the buildings. Inside are cultists, guards and tons of strippers. A group of strippers come up to me and I crack a smile. They lead me to the back where they offer me a baggy of some sort of pills. In a laps of judgement I take four of these pills and feel a slight tingle in my private area. I look down and see the rising sun coming from my pants. I look up and laugh as they throw me down on the broken down couch. They close the curtains and from this part on I have no idea what happened. All I know is I woke up by a diner on the side of a highway completely naked. I had no idea where my stuff went, which included my waller, and all my money. In the list of missing things are my pistol which is useful in my kind of business. I walk into the diner and hear the scream of a bunch of children. The grandma and grandpa cover there eyes as I am very exposed to everyone in the diner currently. 

I try to laugh it off but I feel extremely embarrassed and I find a open booth to sit in. I grab a couple of white napkins and cover myself from the eyes of the patrons. One of the waitress's comes up to me and both her cheeks are red as she cannot hold in her blush. "Welcome sir do you want anything to drink?" I look up and answer. 'The strongest alcohol you have here". She looks back at me with a face of confusion and tells me "We don't serve alcohol here sir." I nod my head and then tell her. "A water would be nice". She quickly moves away from me and to the kitchen area. 

I turn around to see a group of Orc bikers walk into the bar. I rub my eyes in amazement as they barge in and take the largest booth in the diner. One of them turns around looks at me and starts to laugh his ass off, Then three of them come up to me. The green belly of one of them is grazing the table as he slurps down on his water that he brought with him. He throws the water cup and talks. "So we have another dumbass human who apparently forgot to dress himself. We are going to ask you to leave.

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