After a few day build up, a week in the poconos, and a few days draw down... I learned a few things.

1) Zebedee, much like jesus, actually *CAN* walk on water.

2) Bathroom doors that dont lock create unique and wonderful situations (Finger guns, heyyyyyyyyyy)

3) When a wild telkin spots a fire going out of control, he will instinctively grab the nearest object and beat said fire into submission.

4) Zeb drools a lot while playing rock band with a dental appliance in for dramatic effect.

5) There are no Aeronautical Engineers in our group. 

6) In his attempt to mimic the epic staredown confrontation from Reggie in Lady in the Water - Syn steps up to Bear Dog and drives him away with just his steely eyes.  Bear dog did not return.

7) Birday becomes much more tolerable when in a full body wrap of duct tape and bubble wrap.

8) There were 4 aptly named cats: CreamCat, GreyCat, MommaCat, AssholeCat.  One of these attacked Jen.

9) I ended up with an orange lighter and a mini black lighter.  But I lost 3 to others, so, I don't feel all that that guilty.

10) For 2018, Ill bring complimentary CPaps and I will put all the snorers in the east wing.  Yall some log sawing motherfuckers.

11) Ralph spent a fair amount of hours with his penis trying to escape his pants zipper.  I am toying with the idea that this may have been intentional.

12) We need to hire Ermslayer to man the grill 24/7 for all future years.

13) Sadly, I was unable to articulate my point via little tiny hands on Crystalizes ample bosom in 2017 :(

PS: Unclaimed aerobed, $4.99, history unknown, sold AS-IS

Doing a rail of coffee isnt too safe either.  Just saying. :P