A few months later the young man meets a woman, and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily agrees and the woman arranges a date. On the day of, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride out to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner, must also do the dishes.

After a delicious dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes the young man decides to speed things up so he reaches over and kisses the woman in front of her family.

No one says a word. Next, he decides to take a more direct approach, so he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. Still, no one says a word.  In desperation, the man decides to grab the woman's  mother and throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex. But still, no one says a word.

By now, he is getting very worried and is wondering what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out the Vaseline - at which the father says, "Okay damn it, I'll do the dishes!"