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| The Deal | Started by: PrinceofCheese on Jan 07, '08 20:13 |
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A monstrous cheese approached the busy streets, his pungeant odour could certainly draw a large crowd, irrespective of the two tramps who looked like they were waiting for j0ngott1. Little did they know j0ngott1 had business, protein business with the PrinceofCheese. "The Cheddar" lurched suddenly into an alley adjacent to the two "working ladies". A Swiss man pretended to trip right beside his leg, but POC knew better, he had seen it before "GET THE FUCK OFF ME, I'M NOT FOR EATING".... Well not yet, he thought with a smile on his face as he looked at the two "working ladies" He smiled as he thought back to the conversation he had with j0ngl0r (as his friends called him) earlier that day. "Hello my good friend Jongl0rian" "Afternoon Cheddar" "You mentioned business...?" "Well it's more a personal matter my oderous friend. I have these two wretches on the books." The Cheddar smiled, he loved "ladies of cuntry matters" Jongl0rofest continued... "Nice personalities and all but they have served their purposes and...well, I think Taylor might have...gulp Cheddar smiled again ...feelings for me...Profit or pleasure my Dutch friend? Fuck it, let's do business. $10 for Bow?" *The Prince was never one to take the first offer* "$7 for both Jongl0rett" "C'mon man you smell like shit, I can't give you 2 women for $7" "IM A CHEESE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT Jongl0ritus" Exasperrated "The Cheddar" continued "$1 for both, they are used rubbish anyway" *Jingle Bells knew the game was up, you can't flog shit to a cheese, lesson learned* "Deal" The Cheddar clicked his fingers and snapped backed to the present moment. He watched as "The Medical Giant" approached the 2 women. He always admired the way the J-Dawg moved gracefully, like a cat on salad. *J-Bone whispered something in Taylor's ear* SLAP *Taylor looked annoyed, Bow just looked up for it. She loved it any way she could get it.* Jongl0rs smiled, he pointed at "The Cheddar" Taylor's frown turned upside down as she saw the striking yellow flesh of a fine cheese. She imagined that soft protein melting in her mouth. *The Cheddar smiled* "There's gona be some good times tonight..." |
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Thank the lord. I knew he had what to took to be a crew leader here. |
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| Reply by: Unstable at Jan 24, '08 12:56 | |
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Ahahahahaha. Awsome! :D - Moje |
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| Reply by: Moje at Jan 24, '08 13:28 | |
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