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| Prison Break | Started by: PrinceofCheese on Jan 07, '08 21:38 |
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"The Cheddar" stood firm in the dark, gloomy night. He had just enjoyed a session with Taylor, the $7 rake he had acquired from Jongl0rian. **He peered into the night, trying to focus his protein sparkling vision upon the house of deviants, the land of bum boys, Jongl0rs favourite pick up zone and a1capon3's current predicament** His friend had been captured by the FBI earlier that day for selling girls on street corners. Apparently Nikki wasn't a working girl. "I can't be sold for money" She claimed. The FBI says one thing, we all know otherwise. **The god of calcium climbed into his protein packed delivery van** This will trick them he thought. Everyone loves a nibble after dark. **His mind flashed back to Taylor** The automotive cheese locked the van into gear and rolled up to the prison entrance "Cheeeese delivery" he said as he approached the boarder guard. "Oh, we like cheese in here big boy" said the MasterMind lookalike. It sounded like innuendo, possibly in your endo. Hard to say, Cheeses don't understand gay chat. **Mastermind, ah I mean his lookalike, waved him through** Suddenly the van sped up, 70,80,90,100,150??!! The Cheddar laughed hysterically as he smashed through the wall of a1capon3's cell "I'm here to save you from the bumboys a1capon" "Praise be to Allah, my good friend Cheddar, let's bust this joint" Cheddar looked closely, something wasn't quite right, his cheese sense was tingling and it wasn't just because his right arm was melting in the cigarette lighter **There was something under a1capon3** Shaken, the Cheese enquired further as alarms starting wailing in the distance. "Oh mate, it's np I fell over" A muffled voice spoke from behind a1capon3. "Whoops hee fell over again" The two prisoners giggled ridiculously infront of the tormented cheese. His sweat was making him look like a fine pizza base from Luigi's over in the bar district. "What have they done to you my fine a1capon3?" **The Cheddar reached out to grab his violated chum. Just as his stretchy arm reached his fallen compadre an unknown criminal rushed in, grabbed a1capon3 and ran out the door like a cat on salad** POC was bemused. What had happened? He heard the guards coming. "Someone's gonna get it" they shouted. It sounded like more in your endo to The Cheddar. Time to bust this joint. As the heroic protein meister made his escape his thoughts found their way back to Taylor, his cheap piece of ass. Oh and also the shrouded man who had broken a1capon3 free... Could a stranger have interrupted his jail break and stolen all the benefits? How dishonourable. Later that week POC heard many instances of this misdemeanour. What was going on? Have criminals lost the last ounce of their morality? "The Cheddar" looked out onto the distance. He swore to put a stop to this business as he quietly lamped his bird. |
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