I have got a bike and dont see how people can prefer cars fair enough you can put shopping in a car but who needs shopping when you can wheelie down a road?

... and then get hit by a car and become part of that road for the next 2 miles...

Obviously you dont do it with a car in your path, that would just be suicidal, theres a time and a place

Who said anything about a car being in your path? If i was cruising in my car and some tit on a bike appeared and popped a wheelie, I'd hit you just out of badness to see if I could get your picture on Rotten.com

You can't chill with your mates and check out the babes on a bike... well maybe one but you'd both look gay.

you can't cruise along smoking a fat stoogie on a bike without getting a face full of ash.

You can't fly down the road at 100 MPH blasting your favourite tunes on a bike without a modified helmet or plugging your ears with earphones.

You can't have a hot girl suck you off whilst cruising on a bike either...

Lets facew it, Bikes suck unless you are into racing or Motorcross.

Ha nice points your making there but i am into motorcross its amazing, havent done it in a while tough as damaged my knee.

But with a bike you never get stuck in traffic...

Biker chicks are so much kinkier that normal girls...

You dont need to listen to music on a bike as once you got a big exhaust on it sounds to amazing to even think about music...

Drunk driving on a bike is more fun and much safer for other people so i would not be a danger to society,lol...

The times I'm on the road I never get stuck in traffic anyway...

You haven't met the Girls I have... and the ones I did who where bikers where no kinkier than any others.

Exhaust sound can be the same for a car, but there comes a point when you have to listen to music... like you are setting the mood for your woman.

Drunk driving is irresponsible and silly... besides you can't use your mobile phone as easily on your bike or watch a DVD... seeing we're getting into irresponsible territory.

True on a bike there is no traffic but if it's raining or snowing outside, you'll get soaked and cold. Meanwhile I'll sit in traffic, with a nice heater, smoking a fat blunt and watching a movie.

Rain is conquered by waterproofs the cold is conquered by thermal linings in your jacket

And the best feeling in the world is sticking knobblies on your bike and smashing it around in the snow

As fun as sticking knobblies on your bike sounds, I think most people would agree, puffing on Mary Jane is much more alluring.